Sapiens: <To HB7.65> "Hey, how are you?"
HB7.65:"Who the h3ll are you?" <Nasty look>
Sapiens:<Smile> "Satan, and you?"
HB7.65: "Not interested!" <Walking away>
Sapiens: "Well, I shall see you soon enough at home!"
HB7.65: <Shoots middle finger as walking away>
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Sapiens: <Bored, waiting for train>
UG3:<Walks into station, in nice stilleto heels>
Sapiens: <Smile> "Hi, how are you"
UG3: "Fvck off Azz hole"
Sapiens: <Smile> "Who p!ssed on your fruitloops this morning!"
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Sapiens: <Standing in line at Starbucks>
HB8.71:<Standing in front of Sapiens, BH8.71 Has long brunette hair to the middle of her back>
Sapiens: "I love your hair, it must be lots of work to keep it that long!"
HB8.71:<Smiling> "I was raised in an Amish farm in Pennsylvania"
Sapiens: "Really?"
HB8.71: "Yeah, my dad was a chemist, we didn't have indoor plumbing and it really suck in the winter!"
Sapiens: "No way? Really!"
HB8.71: "My bra is really unconfortable."
Sapiens: <Moving away> "Umm, I forgot to water my cactus, bye"
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Sapiens: <At industry get together afterparty>"Hello, having fun yet?"
HB8.69: "I am easy and give good head."
Sapiens: "Wow, good for you."
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and many of these:
Sapiens: <Smile> "Hi, how are you or how is it going"
AnyHB:"Good yourself"
Sapiens: "Excellent, can't complain."
AnyHB: "So, what do you do?"
Sapiens: "I sell Ice and Refrigerators to Eskimos."; "I sell corn to farmers."; "I sell petroleum to Saudis"; "I am an unemployed janitor at the crackhouse of 5th and 3rd"; " I sell ladies shoes."; "Head of manufacturing at a sperm bank".......
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And if you are in the field long enough, bizarre things start to happen:
Sapiens: <Aimlessly browsing through a clothing store>
HB8.01 about 19-20yr/old: <Smile> “You know, you are cute for an old guy.”
Sapiens: <Smile> “Why thank you, that is very kind of you to say.”
HB8.01: “Would you like to be my boyfriend?”
Sapiens: <Smelling probably a setup> “You are cute yourself, unfortunately, I am married.”
HB8.01: “Oh, that’s okay, I am not the jealous type”
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Yes, lots of experince in the field. Nothing original as you can see, just stuff I learned from you guys.
-Sapiens
HB7.65:"Who the h3ll are you?" <Nasty look>
Sapiens:<Smile> "Satan, and you?"
HB7.65: "Not interested!" <Walking away>
Sapiens: "Well, I shall see you soon enough at home!"
HB7.65: <Shoots middle finger as walking away>
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Sapiens: <Bored, waiting for train>
UG3:<Walks into station, in nice stilleto heels>
Sapiens: <Smile> "Hi, how are you"
UG3: "Fvck off Azz hole"
Sapiens: <Smile> "Who p!ssed on your fruitloops this morning!"
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Sapiens: <Standing in line at Starbucks>
HB8.71:<Standing in front of Sapiens, BH8.71 Has long brunette hair to the middle of her back>
Sapiens: "I love your hair, it must be lots of work to keep it that long!"
HB8.71:<Smiling> "I was raised in an Amish farm in Pennsylvania"
Sapiens: "Really?"
HB8.71: "Yeah, my dad was a chemist, we didn't have indoor plumbing and it really suck in the winter!"
Sapiens: "No way? Really!"
HB8.71: "My bra is really unconfortable."
Sapiens: <Moving away> "Umm, I forgot to water my cactus, bye"
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Sapiens: <At industry get together afterparty>"Hello, having fun yet?"
HB8.69: "I am easy and give good head."
Sapiens: "Wow, good for you."
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and many of these:
Sapiens: <Smile> "Hi, how are you or how is it going"
AnyHB:"Good yourself"
Sapiens: "Excellent, can't complain."
AnyHB: "So, what do you do?"
Sapiens: "I sell Ice and Refrigerators to Eskimos."; "I sell corn to farmers."; "I sell petroleum to Saudis"; "I am an unemployed janitor at the crackhouse of 5th and 3rd"; " I sell ladies shoes."; "Head of manufacturing at a sperm bank".......
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And if you are in the field long enough, bizarre things start to happen:
Sapiens: <Aimlessly browsing through a clothing store>
HB8.01 about 19-20yr/old: <Smile> “You know, you are cute for an old guy.”
Sapiens: <Smile> “Why thank you, that is very kind of you to say.”
HB8.01: “Would you like to be my boyfriend?”
Sapiens: <Smelling probably a setup> “You are cute yourself, unfortunately, I am married.”
HB8.01: “Oh, that’s okay, I am not the jealous type”
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Yes, lots of experince in the field. Nothing original as you can see, just stuff I learned from you guys.
-Sapiens
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