Toss salad?

[FRëSHURE]

Originally posted by ( . )( . )
My vote for 2005 goes to this guy:
And then we move on to this fvckstick telling us only "chumps" lick a b!tches ass lol this thread just gets better and better.

we have a case of selective quote-ing there titty man.

it sure does sound gay when you quote how you quoted.

I assumed the last line

if a girl has washed her hands, she may jack me off, so long as I have a condom on.

should have signalled sarcasm.

I'm on your side titty man. I've tounged @ss before, and I'll tounge @ss again.

Hell, next time I meet even try it on a girl!

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by FRëSHURE

should have signalled sarcasm.

I'm on your side titty man. I've tounged @ss before, and I'll tounge @ss again.

Hell, next time I meet even try it on a girl!

Oh you were being sarcastic, you gotta understand pretending to be a faggoty sexual inexperienced girly man who ewwws and ahhhhs at the site of a b!tches ass is obviously a real phenomenon in this thread. So the point you were trying to make was easily lost.

Originally posted by Create Reality
Wow this site IS turning chump. Having the bravery to eat a girls asshole does not make you any more of anything except a servant of woman who eats their shit with a smile on your face and says to himself "I'm such a pimp!!!".

Respectless.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16903&highlight=monopoly+respect

Seriously though dude I think youve taken the whole idea of not being a submissive pushover thing too far lol . Licking a b!tches ass isnt really the same as bringing a chick flowers or picking her up from her azzhole boyfriends house youve confused it with as far as "respect" goes....Hell its not even in the same ballpark than the crazy tangent youve taken it on. I cant believe I even have to say this.

"Servant of a woman"
:crackup: Easy tiger. Not really a topic to be a drama queen over.

 

[Tazman]

:crackup: Yeah, also make sure you don't touch the pvssy as it could possibly make them orgasm and they'd enjoy it. Only AFCs give women pleasure. Just make them give you head and they'll respect you more!

 

[FRëSHURE]

Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Oh you were being sarcastic, you gotta understand pretending to be a faggoty sexual inexperienced girly man who ewwws and ahhhhs at the site of a b!tches ass is obviously a real phenomenon in this thread. So the point you were trying to make was easily lost.

I accept your apology woman servant.

 

[Machina]

I'll eat a chicks ass till my tongue turns brown.

It's not gross at all if you know the girl is clean. I don't do it if I know she just took a **** or ran 5 miles.

 

[The Juan and only]

Wow this site IS turning chump. Having the bravery to eat a girls asshole does not make you any more of anything except a servant of woman who eats their shit with a smile on your face and says to himself "I'm such a pimp!!!".

Respectless.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16903&highlight=monopoly+respect

Up until the first sentance, you were doing ok. Having the bravery? what are you smoking. If I lick a girls ass It'll be because I want to do it.

Besides, you have some issues. Anyone who pleasures a woman for her sake is a chump? damn you must be **** in bed.

Grow up please. ok, so you think its disgusting? there doesn't mean you should start flaming others for doing it. What people enjoy doing for sex is widely variant and is bull**** to do with how afc you are.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

^^^real talk...

 

[Create Reality]

You're eating shit, fool! AT LEAST AN ENEMA. AND BUTT BLEACH.

This is how the Pornstars do it. This is your chance to live out your pornstar fantasy, by NOT getting globs of crap all over your tool. Only technicality is, you have to convince HER to get the enema and bleaching.

Being a woman servant isn't that bad , but I'll be damned if I get a pooter in my mouth.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Sh!t, I eat the pvssy, eat the butt, I eat every damned thing, Sam Jackson style.

 

[Cruise]

Give a **** what ya'll think... if the chick is bangin'... and she showered that ass down... I'm tastin it.

For those that don't know, this is one of the easiest things you could do to bring out that FREAKY FREAKY FREAKY side in her that she never shows anyone else, and that maybe you'd be SURPRISED to see. In other words, it's the key to the palace.

Peace.