Top 10 FAVORITE C&F lines.....

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My favorite..


10.Why does everyone treat me like a sex object.. I have feelings too

9.Its hard to be sexy.. I wish I wasnt soo sexy sometimes

8.Iam not that easy

7.Are you following me.. Should I call the stalker report line?

6.Dont stare at me too long .. You might fall in love

5.If you play your cards right you might get lucky tonight..

4.(saying anything) Thats the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me.

3.Most girls that compliment me .. want to get into my pants (stare)iam on to your little games missy.

2.Iam soo in love with my self I cant leave my self alone..

1.Entertain me
 

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This isn't really C&F But ...if i happen to Swear infront of a ladie..i do this : Holly Fawck..I mean..HOlly Fawck
It' Always Get's them laughing!!
 

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I said this to some guys in a band I was in a few months ago. A female interviewer came up to us to tell me she was going to do a short interview with me after our performance.

The other guys in the band asked her "why aren't you going to ask us any questions"

I told them (in front of her, obviously) "guys, you need to realize I'm the reason women believe in love at first sight."
 
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Did you hear that if you go up your own arse far enough you'll eventually disappear?

Those aren't funny.
 

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"Did you hear that if you go up your own arse far enough you'll eventually disappear?"

Pure genius!! *insert silence and long pause* .........?
 

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I have these glittery gray bumper sticker that says:

"Only cool chicks can do me"
 

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If you overhear girls talking about how cute a guy is, just be like "Well, he can't be hotter/more attractive/sexy than me?" I came up with this and it's my personal favorate. :D
 

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"Your just like every other broad, only being nice to me cause you want some d!ck, you women always thinking about sex."

After you have gained a raport with a woman "I saw you looking at my package the other day, you should be ashamed of yourself, but you know its just so damn big that you can't but notice it."

I use this one with a game of tic tac toe send a note with a tic toe board

"Your move, I win I get a full body message, you win, you get the statisfaction of beating me. See it works out for da both of us."
 

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i've heard a few good ones in my days. heres some of my personal faves:

*"working out is my SECOND faveorite way to work up a sweat"

*"we better hurry up & pay the bill cuz i want to do things to you that no innocent waitress should ever see"

*"I always sleep naked, what about yourself?"

*"leaving so soon? too bad, i was just about to hit on ya"

keep it comin with more guys, these crack me up!
-meagan
 

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Sorry guys, but these don't seem that smooth to me. I think it's better not to have too many canned lines so that you can just be a little more spontaneous.
 

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Also, if you are gonna say something about looking good it actually helps if you aren't ugly.
 

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"Your move, I win I get a full body message, you win, you get the statisfaction of beating me. See it works out for da both of us."

"we better hurry up & pay the bill cuz i want to do things to you that no innocent waitress should ever see"


These two are great. Some young, wanton, nubile tarts will be hearing these soon enough.
 

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These are probobly ripped from asf, but here we go:

"Just because you are beautyfull, and used to be seen as a sex object, doesn't mean you can treat me like one"

"Can I ask for something rather personal? <lean in - almost kissing> Would you like a tic tac?"

<Bumping into a chick> Hey, watch it. If you want a conversation with me, how about just saying hi? No need getting violate about it"

-You two seems to be both really equally arrogant-
"Nah <pause> I'm the most"
 

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"When I go to a restaurant women point at me and ask the waiter: 'Is he on the menu?'"
 

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Originally posted by vdk
"When I go to a restaurant women point at me and ask the waiter: 'Is he on the menu?'"
LOL! Thats a classic Guido Hatzis line...

Yeah if u want ****y+funny, listen to Guido.

DonJohn83
 

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LOL

I JUST used the entertain me to a girl that works at my gym the other day.


Whut a fukkin coincidence.

6 is my favorite though...

keep em comin

edit:
The about to hit on ya is great, I always lose an opportunity cuz they are leaving and I have no time to approach em. I like the love at first sight. Imma use that.

:D
GHOST
 

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Originally posted by becker
Sorry guys, but these don't seem that smooth to me. I think it's better not to have too many canned lines so that you can just be a little more spontaneous.
I don't think they are supposed to be used that way, more of in way, of being woven into your convo, being used as openers, or help you out when your mind goes blank.
 
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