Top 10 FAVORITE C&F lines.....

[Mr. Mystery]

I've found that the best CF line is simply:

B I T C H.

It is solid gold if used in a ****y and funny sense, not in a disrespectful sense.

Mr. Mystery

 

[Shadow Dancer]

Yeah, I agree with Mystery on that. haha.

Depending on the situation if some girl get's smart or says something C+F to me I'll respond with...

"This b!tch."


Or

"Would you like your ass-kicking now, or after we're done eating?"

hahha

Good times.

 

[Pecker]

The best C+F lines are made up on the spot. Like the following.

A girl who lives in my dorm was lifting weights next to me at the gym. She was looking at my arms, then said "I feel like a weakling next to you."

The first thing that came into my head was, "Yeah, wait till you have a class with me."

Kind of a nerdy comment, and to top it off she was too dumb to get it. This is the irony that is my life.

 

[Dee-Zy]

Originally posted by Pecker
The best C+F lines are made up on the spot. Like the following.

A girl who lives in my dorm was lifting weights next to me at the gym. She was looking at my arms, then said "I feel like a weakling next to you."

The first thing that came into my head was, "Yeah, wait till you have a class with me."

Kind of a nerdy comment, and to top it off she was too dumb to get it. This is the irony that is my life.

I agree that the best CNF are made on the momment but you my friend, did NOT give a good example. lol

 

[Knicknack]

i was walking with this chick the other night on a sidewalk with grass on each side. she started acting obnoxious and saying dumb sh|t... she had her arm locked around mine so i just gently started moving her to the left so she was eventually walking in the grass. i said, "sorry, the sidewalk is only for the civil."

 

[sux2bu]

If I was a girl -- I'd do me.

Go on.. Kiss me. It's not like I'm going to turn into a jerk and begin to treat you like crap just because you fall in love with me (straight face).

 

[MVPlaya]

Best C & F Lines EVER!

Try These, Tell Me How They Worked For You:

1) Hey, if I wanted your opinion, I'd take my d!ck out of your goddamn mouth.
2) Hey, if I wanted some lip, I'd open my zip you c0cksucker!
3) Don't get so jealous when I stare at other women! There is a pattern of opposites here: I want them, yet I don't get them. I don't want you, yet I have you...
4) Why don't you get on your knees and smile like a donut.
5) I want to kiss you on your lips, then move up to your belly-button.

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[Drex]

Originally posted by Pecker
The best C+F lines are made up on the spot. Like the following.

A girl who lives in my dorm was lifting weights next to me at the gym. She was looking at my arms, then said "I feel like a weakling next to you."

The first thing that came into my head was, "Yeah, wait till you have a class with me."

Kind of a nerdy comment, and to top it off she was too dumb to get it. This is the irony that is my life.

LOL I thought that was GREAT. Nice quick thinking there.

 

[DonJohn83]

Nice haircut. Did you lose a bet?

 

[ShortyBrown]

Local Queensland spunk last week on holiday: You have ten seconds to smile or you're buying me dinner.
Me:Cracking up, "McDonalds ok?"

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Her: I bet it's small.

You: Well, pull yours out and we'll see who have the biggest!

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Her: Where are you going?

You: to the moon.

Her: For real, where are you going?

You: To the moon......you didn't hear about the free shuttle rides

Her: shut up, you so stupid(laughing)

You: you need to get out more, stanky-booty little girl!

 

[Too_Pimp]

bump

 

[jwhite17]

When she compliments you,
- "Awww. .. .you are just saying that, because it is true!"
- "Tell me something I don't know" - maybe too ****y
- "I know" - I like this one

When she has a complaint,
- "Thank's for noticing"- DYD
- "I'm glad you like it" - DYD

We're not going to sleep together,
you can reverse it and say something like
- "Who said that we were going to sleep together, you have a dirty mind, I just met you!"

A girl is all over you, trying to get your attention in more ways than one,
- mumble to a friend, "She wants/likes me"
- "You are moving fast for me, I just met you and already you are treating me like an object, you know, I'm a person too."

At the end of a date,
"I had a great time, and I know you did too, but don't start calling me 25 times a day, please no stalking!"

 

[Hot Ice]

Her about me sitting widely, taking lot of space:
"Hey sit like me"
She sits her legs crossed.

Me back to her:
"Yeah, try yourself to sit like that with something sized like a fist between your legs!"


Notice that I translated that from Finnish if it sounds little weird.

 

[Milez]

i like number 6.