Tinder Nightmares LMFAO

[9Volt]

I'm not going to lie some of these dudes texts are pretty hilarious. It's a list from chicks on Tinder who get "annoyed" over dudes trolling them with ridiculous messages. Yet these same chicks live on Tinder regardless.

https://www.instagram.com/tindernightmares/?hl=en

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

"You remind me of my grandpa except I haven't slept with you yet"

Wtf did I just read....

 

[9Volt]

"You remind me of my grandpa except I haven't slept with you yet"

Wtf did I just read....

Some of them are hilarious.

 

[BlueAlpha1]

Low quality trash on these sites. Love the women who get offended by "sexually harassing" messages. You are not only on a DATING SITE, but the one that is DEDICATED to hookup.

Putting "no hookups" in your OLD profile is equivalent to equivalent to calling yourself a MGTOW and ranting at women 24/7.

Conclusion: Fat Morney and a bitter, dried out 4/10 on Tinder are good for each other.

Correction: Nevermind, I forgot it's all me. I should be buying these women a $2,000 dinner because they'll be head over heels for me after. "It doesn't get easier, you get better." Go ahead chest thumpers, give me some more phrases you got off a Nike billboard.

 

[9Volt]

Low quality trash on these sites. Love the women who get offended by "sexually harassing" messages. You are not only on a DATING SITE, but the one that is DEDICATED to hookup.

Putting "no hookups" in your OLD profile is equivalent to equivalent to calling yourself a MGTOW and ranting at women 24/7.

Conclusion: Fat Morney and a bitter, dried out 4/10 on Tinder are good for each other.

Correction: Nevermind, I forgot it's all me. I should be buying these women a $2,000 dinner because they'll be head over heels for me after. "It doesn't get easier, you get better." Go ahead chest thumpers, give me some more phrases you got off a Nike billboard.

All these chicks on these dating sites do is put up a public relations image front. They'll play the role of "serious catch" etc. but the dudes they really want they're sexting etc left and right in private messages.

You just have to laugh at the nonsense. It's hilarious that dudes see through the obvious BS and troll them for lols.

 

[devilkingx2]

that was one of the best pages ive ever seen


i'm totally gonna use some of that stuff

 

[devilkingx2]

Low quality trash on these sites. Love the women who get offended by "sexually harassing" messages. You are not only on a DATING SITE, but the one that is DEDICATED to hookup.

they fall into a few categories

1. they're just putting up a front and they don't mean a word of that crap

2. they're complete morons who don't realize the point of a dating site (like the girls who'll wear sexy outfits but get mad when people look at them)

3. they're only trying to make excuses to reject people they don't like or scare them away, their profile doesn't apply to anyone they like

 

[9Volt]

that was one of the best pages ive ever seen


i'm totally gonna use some of that stuff

Same shyt I was doing on pof. Though I knew the vast majority of them though sloots had extremely sensitive egos. But I'm a natural ball buster when I want to be.

 

[9Volt]

they fall into a few categories

1. they're just putting up a front and they don't mean a word of that crap

2. they're complete morons who don't realize the point of a dating site (like the girls who'll wear sexy outfits but get mad when people look at them)

3. they're only trying to make excuses to reject people they don't like or scare them away, their profile doesn't apply to anyone they like

^^^BINGO. Nailed it.

 

[devilkingx2]

Same shyt I was doing on pof. Though I knew the vast majority of them though sloots had extremely sensitive egos. But I'm a natural ball buster when I want to be.

a woman who can't handle a sexual comment can't handle sex

a woman who can't take a joke isn't worth the effort it takes to talk to her

 

[9Volt]

a woman who can't handle a sexual comment can't handle sex

a woman who can't take a joke isn't worth the effort it takes to talk to her

Those chicks aren't fooling anyone. They're trying to big themselves up at those dudes expense while those same dudes don't give a shyt as their messages show.

Same shyt the same chicks do when they put bs like: where are all the nice guys, no players! yet mass delete the "undesirables" and go for every player they can find.

no one's buying their nonsense.

 

[AlphaNate]

Well there goes the rest of my day. RIP work.

 

[AlphaNate]

And there is no such thing as harassment. Only being a high value guy who turns women on and being a low value guy who creeps women out.

Yeahhhhh that's definitely not true.

 

[devilkingx2]

Yeahhhhh that's definitely not true.

one time a girl called me creepy just for talking to her normally at a party because she didn't like me.

other times I had a random girl not even give a **** that I touched her boobs lol.

 

[AlphaNate]

one time a girl called me creepy just for talking to her normally at a party because she didn't like me.

other times I had a random girl not even give a **** that I touched her boobs lol.

Right. And like some girls don't like to be touched at first, and some girls will grab your **** on the first date.

 

[devilkingx2]

Right. And like some girls don't like to be touched at first, and some girls will grab your **** on the first date.

that sort of thing also sounds like a function interest (highly interested girls fall into the latter, i'd say)

 

[nismo-4]

If a girl finds you attractive, your hobby of making fan fiction about Crash Bandicoot is sexy to her.

If a girl finds you unattractive, anything you say or do is unattractive.

 

[SmooveMooves]

Is there anyone actually getting success from Tinder? I've used it and most women don't reply.

 

[Dr.Suave]

Is there anyone actually getting success from Tinder? I've used it and most women don't reply.

Went out on actual dates with 4 girls I met on tinder. Last one became my gf.

If by success you mean actually banging the girls, then just my gf.

 

[AlphaNate]

Is there anyone actually getting success from Tinder? I've used it and most women don't reply.

Yes, and Bumble (never had luck with POF or OKC). OLD is good filler, but it should definitely not be your only source of plates.