Online dating is kind of like when you want a tuna sandwich. And they give you that tuna mix full of mayonnaise and other crap. It's kind of nice and it will keep you alive but it ain't the real thing. But it's great for practicing your game. You will get more attention whoring more flakes more s*** tests and more random bad behaviour than in real. Exactly the kind of Fire DJ's zero fvcks attitude is formed in.
