"this" or "that"

Metaphor

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big tits and no ass

15lbs of instantanous, proportional lean muscle mass, or a threesome with two girls of your choice.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Both at once!

Sex with granma or granpa?
 

DarkfalconIV

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Adidas(I only say so because they just sent me a gift certificate for $150)

This or that
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Sexy_Malibu

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That.

(The grass is always greener).

Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera :rolleyes:
 

SamePendo

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Britney Spears
(edit: ) Saddam Hussein

Michael Jackson or Justin Timberlake?
 

-HPNOTIQ-

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Rich.

Fame fades.

Porsche Boxster
or
Audi TT Roadster
 

Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Pancho

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BMW

Eat sh!t or drink pi$$?
 

loveprefect

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pis$

Drink pis$...

French Kiss Or Blow Job?
 

Hot Ice

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Blow Job.
French kissing too frequent.

soft or hard?
 

MaGiC_PiMp_69

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soft (i dont wanna sound like a queer but i like to cuddle :D lol)

being smart or being strong?
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Light skinned.

Crap a softball or pee a marble?
 

hardwork

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Crap a softball.

Piss molten lead? or death by unlubricated sodomy?
 

T.T. Boy

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The unlubricated sodomy, as long as I'm the one giving it, and to a girl.

No limbs but total joy, or perfect health but misery?
 
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