"this" or "that"

Metaphor

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big tits and no ass

15lbs of instantanous, proportional lean muscle mass, or a threesome with two girls of your choice.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Both at once!

Sex with granma or granpa?
 

DarkfalconIV

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Adidas(I only say so because they just sent me a gift certificate for $150)

This or that
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Sexy_Malibu

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That.

(The grass is always greener).

Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera :rolleyes:
 

SamePendo

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Britney Spears
(edit: ) Saddam Hussein

Michael Jackson or Justin Timberlake?
 

-HPNOTIQ-

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Rich.

Fame fades.

Porsche Boxster
or
Audi TT Roadster
 

Pancho

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BMW

Eat sh!t or drink pi$$?
 

loveprefect

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pis$

Drink pis$...

French Kiss Or Blow Job?
 

Hot Ice

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Blow Job.
French kissing too frequent.

soft or hard?
 

MaGiC_PiMp_69

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soft (i dont wanna sound like a queer but i like to cuddle :D lol)

being smart or being strong?
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Giovanni Casanova

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Light skinned.

Crap a softball or pee a marble?
 

hardwork

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Crap a softball.

Piss molten lead? or death by unlubricated sodomy?
 

T.T. Boy

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The unlubricated sodomy, as long as I'm the one giving it, and to a girl.

No limbs but total joy, or perfect health but misery?
 
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