Young Stallion
Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 17, 2004
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I would like to preface by saying that for most average guys like myself picking up your waitress is perhaps one of the most difficult things one can do in the world of picking up.
You never know, chances are she is just being nice to be tipped well? Very justifiable.
So I show up at one of the local pubs with my book "Making Friends and Influencing People" by Dale Carnegie. All as I came there to do was read, eat dinner and watch the hockey game playing on the big screen.
The waitress came and asked me what I wanted to drink. She immediately was showing buying signals such as tossing her hair, smiling and acting well....more flirty than they normally act.
I said that my throat was dry and I just wanted water. She said a water coming right up.
When she brought my water she told me that she had a dry throat to, I then said yeah ms. drythroat I appreciate the water, you keep smiling and I will see you in a bit.
A few minutes later she came back and asked me what I wanted, I touched her back and asked her what she would reccommend. She told me a bunch of choices and I told her that I would make my executive decision upon her return.
Later on a different waitress came by and I ordered from her, I found her very cold and distant and not very likeable.
10 minutes later, whalla, my old waitress came back and I took her by the forearm and told her that I needed to tell her something in confidence.
I told her that I liked her, alot more than the other waitress and that she has an air of positive charisma on her and that she should never lose that "she said...WOW you have made my day" I told her, I am just an honest guy who knows an allstar when he sees one.
After my meal the waitress I didnt like asked me if I wanted another drink, I told her no.
A little later the waitress I liked came by and I asked her what her name was and she told me...so I said _insert name, I have a problem, then she came closer and I took her forearm again and said, you see....I like you...I like you alot, however the other waitress she is not in your league...so what shall I do for a tip. You see if I tip you, it will be a very large tip, but if I tip her, it wont be a good tip....you see my dilemna, so who am I tipping? She smiled and said your so different, but I like you to...and yes you are tipping me.
Then she came over with the debit card machine and I said, you know we should exchange numbers because I need a positive girl like you in my life. She said...OF COURSE, then she took my business card and I asked for her number and she gave it to me.
Then she told me that she wanted me to call her and that there is something about me. She then proceeded to sit down accross from me...waitresses are NOT supposed to do this and talked to me for 5 minutes about my book, asked me if I had facebook and if she could add me....and then as she left she said I better call her. I said that I just might.
You see everyone...the world is yours....your world is what you make of it.
If your calm, cool and know how to talk, girls will love you.
You never know, chances are she is just being nice to be tipped well? Very justifiable.
So I show up at one of the local pubs with my book "Making Friends and Influencing People" by Dale Carnegie. All as I came there to do was read, eat dinner and watch the hockey game playing on the big screen.
The waitress came and asked me what I wanted to drink. She immediately was showing buying signals such as tossing her hair, smiling and acting well....more flirty than they normally act.
I said that my throat was dry and I just wanted water. She said a water coming right up.
When she brought my water she told me that she had a dry throat to, I then said yeah ms. drythroat I appreciate the water, you keep smiling and I will see you in a bit.
A few minutes later she came back and asked me what I wanted, I touched her back and asked her what she would reccommend. She told me a bunch of choices and I told her that I would make my executive decision upon her return.
Later on a different waitress came by and I ordered from her, I found her very cold and distant and not very likeable.
10 minutes later, whalla, my old waitress came back and I took her by the forearm and told her that I needed to tell her something in confidence.
I told her that I liked her, alot more than the other waitress and that she has an air of positive charisma on her and that she should never lose that "she said...WOW you have made my day" I told her, I am just an honest guy who knows an allstar when he sees one.
After my meal the waitress I didnt like asked me if I wanted another drink, I told her no.
A little later the waitress I liked came by and I asked her what her name was and she told me...so I said _insert name, I have a problem, then she came closer and I took her forearm again and said, you see....I like you...I like you alot, however the other waitress she is not in your league...so what shall I do for a tip. You see if I tip you, it will be a very large tip, but if I tip her, it wont be a good tip....you see my dilemna, so who am I tipping? She smiled and said your so different, but I like you to...and yes you are tipping me.
Then she came over with the debit card machine and I said, you know we should exchange numbers because I need a positive girl like you in my life. She said...OF COURSE, then she took my business card and I asked for her number and she gave it to me.
Then she told me that she wanted me to call her and that there is something about me. She then proceeded to sit down accross from me...waitresses are NOT supposed to do this and talked to me for 5 minutes about my book, asked me if I had facebook and if she could add me....and then as she left she said I better call her. I said that I just might.
You see everyone...the world is yours....your world is what you make of it.
If your calm, cool and know how to talk, girls will love you.
