The Waitress Pickup

[Zarky]

Zarky: ......I will say that I'll hit on whoever I want whenever I want.
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One day I shall post a complete report on developing ones outer self and inner self in a way where they can become attractive to women they meet just because damn....they are there.

You might want to actually learn something from your elders here first.

Girls I GO FOR: Soft, sweet, sensitive, caring, girls you would find volunteering or the girl next door, mostly quiet and deeply intellectual and introspective.
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I believe my new waitress friend to be one of these types.

Or not.

worst poster. please stop giving advice on here.

oxford comma, you are officially an idiot.

She gave me a fake number!

Zarky proven right again. At least the OP was able to admit that he got hoodwinked.

PROTIP: Listen and learn before posting. If you're under 30, you know nothing about women. Lurk more.

This was truly a hilarious thread for me. The OP ignores all my (and other experienced peoples') advice and gets what he thinks is a waitress's number. Basking in the glow of his perceived victory against all odds, he goes on and on about himself and how awesome he is and how he should now advise men on how to successfully pickup women. And then he realizes she gave him a fake number. Truly funny and insightful into the immature males' brain. Thank you OP.

 

[Young Stallion]

Zarky after reading your latest post I figure that you really ought to read "How to win friends and influence people"

It might teach you a thing or two.

I do hope when I reach the wise old age of 37 that I wont have to bask about "being proven right again" or feel the need to call fellow students of the game "idiots" or mock a guy whose head is in the right place.

Many friends have been helped by me in life and I truly believe in my theory that if you focus on yourself both physically and people /communication/leadership skills that it will filter down through your life and you will do well with the ladies as a result.

Granted I struck out with this waitress, yeah it tought me that perhaps you shouldnt hit on the help or highered guns as they say....lesson learned, oh well sh*t happens.