The Ultimate Pick Up Scheme

[loukane]

This will make you laugh and think. It is the Ultimate pick up scheme . My buddy Steve had this chick that he loved, but she was very out of his league and a bit materialistic. He floored me with this. He spent like 200 bucks for this office service that immediately makes it look like you have a huge company with a full staff and office addresses and toll free number. His fake company became real - and he was the 'CEO'. These guys even do human resources for you so if someone calls them they will answer in his fake company name, then transfer the call to their HR Dept. - which will then verify his fake salary and position like it was real. If they ask for Steve they can transfer the call to his cell. He tricked me with this as we were both in High School when he started the fake company. He shows me his business card with him saying he is the CEO. I was like No way! He got the girl and a new one every single weekend.
Women love it when we go out and now I'm the President of his fake company (had a card made up too!) I didn't do the service thing because I didn't have a few hundred bucks to spend.
Now we go to this club and women flock to us as we play like we are rich executive boy-genius types. Since I'm not even 20! I don't care if it isn''t real. What matters to me is women love it and I'm gettin it. He had the company for over 10 months now and for the whole time it is lady heaven. All of that for only like 200 bucks! The company gives him a free month for every client he gets them. I know this is sneaky but so what. We are too young to get married so playing the field is only natural. If any of you want to do this go to http://www.successfuloffice.com and mention my e-mail address loukane@hotmail.com so we can get more months free. It's only fair since I told you guys about it. Don't worry - they don't check out your fake company. Anyone can do this and any caller to your 800 number will think like wow. If anyone can beat this as a pick up idea, please e-mail me.

 

[DankNuggs]

Its great you have to be a poser to get girls...I'd say you should be relegated to the HS forum...

 

[loukane]

Dude

I'm 19 years old and couldn't care less about a long term relationship. If you are in your 30's and gettin desperate for a mate don't blame me. I just want sex and this works very well. It is an awesome Don Juan scheme. Oh - and I'm out of High School now and in college and also a President of a great company....lol

 

[beards777]

you are not a Don Juan...in fact you have not even begun to understand the concept...goto the high school forum where the kids hang out and stop posting here. jeesh...will it ever ever improve around here???

 

[Reto]

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[Reto]

What happens if you meet some girl you really like? You'll have to tell her that everything about you is a lie.

Think she'll take it well? I don't...

Lying to make someone like you...Hmmm...

 

[loukane]

I agree

I don't think she will take it well, but as I said I am 19 and getting all of the sex I want. Right now I really don't care about a relationship.
What is it with some of you that think like a Don Juan is all Romance. Lets be real. The idea is numbers of women to have sex with. I don't want to talk about the biological need as in it is genetic that we males want to spread our seed ( I do use protection so I'm not spreading anything) Check this out http://www.columbia.edu/itc/music/NYCO/dongiovanni/donjuan.html I don't know where it says that a Don Juan has to spend years with one woman. No where! In fact how the hell did Don get like 1000 plus women? Surely not lying as he did. Surely not making up facts about his life as he did. lol. That's all I'm doing buddy. Getting what I want and having some fun in life. You know klife is not a dress rehearsal. You only go around once so make the most of it. I am and will never regret having fun at 19.

 

[ManOMan]

I actually think its a pretty clever idea. If the girls they bait are golddiggers anyway, they deserve what they get.

And its not like women dont LIE either, all that makeup to conceal their real face, boobjobs, highheels to appear taller, surgery to alter noses, wrinkles, etc, clothes to cover their fat, and push up bra's to make it look like their t1ts are prefect

If you look at the dating scene in terms of adaptation and survival of the fittest, I think the poster of this thread, has adapted and getting what he wants

Good for you

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by ManOMan
If you look at the dating scene in terms of adaptation and survival of the fittest, I think the poster of this thread, has adapted and getting what he wants

Good for you

I have to agree here...assuming this isn't total BS, if the girls are buying it and putting out and that's what you want, then more power to you. LOL

One thing I'm curious about, though...how do you go about maintaining the impression of having money and being high up in a successful company? You have to have more going on there than just a business card and an answering service.

I mean, do you dress differently? Act differently? And how do you give the impression that you're CEO of some company when you're driving around in mom's old Escort that got hit by a swarm of deer?

I have a feeling that we're not gettign the whole story here...or else you're just dealing with some REALLY dumb girls. But if all you want is sex, sometimes those are the best kind.

 

[loukane]

I do have fun

I have a part time job and actually only make less than 200 a week. I live in a nice house (it is my parent's home) in the upstairs apartment and spend my full 200 lousy bucks a week impressing women. After I graduate from college maybe I will get serious, but I agree with my buddy Steve. Women only want bucks and if you are at least ok looking ( I'm at least average) and put up a front, they fall for it.
I don't feel guilty doing what I'm doing in the least.
How I do it is this, meet the girl in a club, make like you don't care whether they call or not. Hand them your card. If they like you they give you their number. Then you know you're in. Next day they ALWAYS call my 'company' asking for the President or me by name. My 'secretary" tells them I'm in a meeting but she'll see if I will take the call. This makes it look like I'm dropping business to speak to this girl I just met. Makes them feel special. I come to the phone, which is really my cell phone that A.I. has called me on (that's the company's name), and flirt and make a date. By the second date the one's after money fall for it and I get laid.
Pretty simple I'd say.
Hey at 19 I get at least 3 new women a month. Not like my buddy ( he is a hog and gets like 4-6 on the low end, but he has no life outside of clubs and sex). He is very happy though with his life and is also only 19.

 

[wolfie]

BWHAHAHA
Sure, this method might not be moral if you're looking to get into a real relationship of any kind. But the ones who will go for it are just gold digging hoes anyway. Who gives a stuff if they get fooled. They're really after your wallet, so fvck em and dump em.

 

[Jon E]

This is also a good way to figure out which ones are not gold diggers.

 

[SDBmania]

Kind of low. This wouldn't work for me since I have morals and ethics. At least your not seeking an LTR, for this would not work for that. And, this is not what being a Don Juan is all about. Seems like too much money for something that doesn't last long.

 

[beards777]

Bottom line...you don't need this 'service' if you are truly a DJ. If you want to use it to get laid as much as you can by a harem of female rocket scientists, then go for it...you are the man. Not really tho.

But this goes back to my original point. These boards suck now.

oh and could you possibly just be a commercial?

 

[MadTyteYo!]

what kinda car do u have? where do u fvck these b1thches? do they ever ask to see your homes and stuff?

 

[squirrels]

What a lot of people here fail to see is that if getting women IS your only goal, there are lots of tricks and tactics that will get you there without EVER being a DJ.

This is apparently what loukane is after. More power to him.

Maybe he'll never get over it...maybe he'll live in that ignorant bliss for the rest of his life...all in all, sometimes I wish I could go back.

But I can't. And everyone falls sooner or later.

Enjoy it, man. Assuming this isn't total BS, congrats on finding a method that works. I'd ask you, "Now what?" but I don't wanna bust your bubble.

 

[Devestator]

I've found a site, trickslips.com. You get fake bank receits that say you have $300,000. You write your ph # on it and give it to the girl. The girl thinks you're loaded.

Anyway, I bought some fake bank statements, but after I talked with a girl, she never seemed like the type that deserved to be deceived in that way. I never used 'em.

I met a really nice, attractive girl by being real. Some "tricks" from this site that are basically commonsense but mostly by being real.

If you want only sex, that's cool. But you may have to move elsewhere as your rep will be damaged when you go for a LTR.

 

[ManOMan]

whats all this PC talk about "a true don juan this" or a "real DJ that"??

as if the DJ bible has some code of ethics

if anything, LEARN from this kid, he is getting laid, YOU ARENT

If worse comes to worse and he meets a girl for a LTR, he can always say his business didnt do well and it folded

If I would say anything constructive about this thread, its that if you are dishing $200 for a fake business, at least try to be enterprising and turn this fake business into a real one and make some money

You would be amazed how a service like this can turn a small business into a seemingly larger corporation that consumers wouldnt shy away from buying your product

 

[Sisko]

Lol a very interestin idea !

If it's ok for you .. well tumbs up for the idea anyways.

 

[CLOONEY]

Sorry Loukane, I am sure you are a really nice guy and all, but I am calling you on this, this is TOTAL bullsh*t. What do you do in clubs, go up waving your "business card" at girls? They will just laugh. Anyone can bullsh*t, I HIGHLY doubt they will sleep with you just because of this. And what happens when you take them home for this sex you are talking about? You still live with your folks eh?

If this is for real, more power to u bro. But this looks like TOTAL bullsh*t to me!!