The Ultimate Pick Up Scheme

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loukane

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Sorry not BS

Listen up dudes. It isn't like I walk in a club , throw my business card in the air and women jump for it. I look good when I go out, have a good rap and me and now 3 buddies all stick to the story. We are young geniuses who have our act together. Each of us have it down to a science. Just ask me the details and I'll say exactly how great it and how it works. I think sharing Don Juan details can help everyone out. Some of you keep saying how terrible - but again - look at Don Juan himself. The man got it from many many many women and he made it like he was Royalty ,A business owner, an heir and so on. What is the big deal with me having just a fake company? If anything I'm a little behind Don Juan.
Anyway I am average looking, but dress fine. Women love a well dressed man with confidence and money. My best conquest was a 27 year old Hooters chick that would make you melt. 5'7, D cups, long brown hair and a face to die for.
What you do is hang out at the bar. Never ever dance unless you have rhythm. I'm white and thus am rhythm deprived. So at the bar you always stick to your crew and stay in one place. As other Don's here know you make friends with the bartender always, start the rap about our business and the girls come in one by one, do their customary walk through of the club then they will conveniently settle always within view of the guys they are interested in.
That's a mark for us - they come in twos or threes at least. They pat their hair, preen themselves. When you finally make eye contact with a mark or target hot chick, make a V with your eyes starting from the left eye to the right (looking at them) then v'd down to the chest (middle) then v'd up to the right eye - then look away. This should take only 1/2 a second or 1 second at most. Look away and if she is yours she will look you up, and then casually start talking to her firneds, always staying within eye view of you.
Within I'd say 10 minutes one of us will offer one of them a drink, or the more bold chicks just come even closer.
Then it is rap time, with our fake company. How much fun we have...blah blah blah, we're celebrating the success of our company, blah blah blah. Drink here, small chat there, talk of no girlfriend because we work such long hours (lol).
I can't tell you how many times we end up with the phone numbers of every friend there, and if one of the chicks is taken, at the very least one of us will get their e-mail address.
From here if you don't see how this works you need a little help .
This works even better when you are outside your city where you work. I am in NY for school so one of the office addresses that A.I. (the company) gives me is in NY - and it is a real office. But let's say you are out of town as we were not so long ago in Miami. Flashing your business card there works even better since they can't visit you. What we did is worked out a story where we are opening an additional office in whatever city we are visiting. That's an immediate in with the locals and they can still contact us with just our business cards. Some seek employment or just a rich kid. Whatever it is if they call for me I get the call right to my cell phone and I'm in.
We used this other company once but this successfuloffice.com one does a lot more for us and for free as many people and friends that we know use them now. ( we get a free month everytime another pal joins them)
Steve does web design and he uses the company now as a real company. He makes like 3 times what I make working part time. I
d do it too but I don't know the first thing about web design and am html illiterate. Interesting how a couple of people picked up on that idea too.
So folks, some of you hate this idea because it is dishonest. So what - so was Don Juan!!!!! Steve even helped his cousin with a job reference that got her a great job. Listen to this one - this was cool. His cousin Steph was sexually harassed by her jerk boss and he gave her a horrible reference on her resume. She worked there for like 2 years and couldn't just delete 2 years off of her resume. So we put her on the books as an accountant with our company making 75K a year. She landed a sweet job thanks to us. They work that angle cooly. What happens is a caller would call our 800 number and ask for human resources. One of our 'employees' tells them to hold one moment, puts them on hold and then transfers the call to another one of our 'employees' at our company who answers the phone Human resources, how can I help you. Is that a trip or what? The caller then asks to verify the info , start date, salary and so on and we do and bam - job in place.
Dudes, I know some of you are skeptical but just ask me a question. I 'll tell you exactly how it works and how you can make yourself an executive overnight.
Oh - Steve first found out about this company from Entrepreneur Magazine. They had a write up about how they help make small businesses look huge and they have an ad in the service section that is big in the back of the mag if you want to check them out.
Ask me a question and as a Don Juan I will tell you all I know. I'm here to not put any of you down, just to learn from some of you and help others when you want it. I'm not saying I'm the mac or anything just have the pick up routine down pat. I'd take credit for it if it was my idea but it isn't. My buddy Steve is the real genius.
 

chlywly

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Lmao this was too funny and that company is pure gold haha, wouldn't recommend this on women though, well maybe just for fun to see if it actually works and what dumb braud falls for it; pretty comical lol. :rolleyes:
 

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I did meet this great gal about a month ago that I would have liked to see again. She was really great and if circumstances were different maybe we could have had a long term relationship. But as I said I'm 19 and sanity quickly comes back to you once you go out again the following weekend and meet another group of fine females.
 

uniassign

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Mate,

I don't know why you go into so much effort in creating LIES when you can spend the same amount of effort into improving yourself.

With the amount of energy, you could start your own company for REAL, earn some REAL money and employ some REAL staff.
 

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Well, it isn't my style for picking up women.. however I gotta give you a thumbs up for pointing this out. Fake references. Use that service right and you won't have to lie about your job or income.

On the more legit end of things, I'm in the startup process for a few business ideas.. might come in use later on.

What works is better than something that sounds good and doesn't work.
 

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No need to advertise this stuff on this board. Read the site if you want to be a real Don Juan.

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