Nutz
Master Don Juan
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Saw this on another forum:
Bad. Ass. The dude chose wisely getting married IMO. He screened for the type of woman he wanted and had the status and ability to find another woman to add to the mix that was a good match for their relationship. Props to him!Went out last Saturday night for a couple of hours. Wasn't planning on doing anything, but my buddy calls me up at midnite, says he's headed downtown so I tell him to stop by.
He rolls in with his wife and another chick I hadn't met before.
I' pouring us some pregame drinks. My buddy is in the kitchen with me and sends me a text and tells me to check my phone.
"Kristen is our girlfriend"
Well high five brotha!
We move to the living room and he starts asking me about my new girl, who he has yet to meet. He is a show promoter and I tell him that she is looking to pick up some modeling gigs and that she knows some good contacts. I show him one of her modeling shots, and right in front of his wife and girlfriend he says "Damn! That's your woman? You got me beat times ten!"
That was kind of awkward, but I know the kind of guy he is and I know how chill his wife is, so neither woman batted an eye.
We hit a couple of bars and at the second stop his wife hits the restroom. He pins the girlfriend up against the bar and starts making out with her. Wife comes back and he starts kissing both of them. On the way to the third bar he's holding hands with both of them.
We head back to my place, and the girlfriend and I end up walking a few paces ahead of him and his wife. There was a little teasing banter going back and forth, something to the effect of my buddy teasing the girlfriend and her saying "I have my car..... I can just head home then"
I started whistling, joking that I was innocent and I had no idea that they were talking about sex. The girlfriend got a laugh out of that.
We get back to my place and the girls have another drink. My girl shows up and we all chat for awhile. My buddy is falling asleep on the couch. His wife wakes him up and tells him it's time to go. As he is getting up off of my couch, he belts out "So which one of you is giving me road head on the way home?"
If anyone wants the definition of alpha- there it is. He's a 27 year old show promoter who drives a Harley, emcees and DJ's soem of his own gigs, is sponsored by Budweiser, Jack Daniels, and Jagermeister. He primarily works locally but he travels all over the US for gigs. He recently told me the story of how his (new) wife drove an hour and a half during Bike Week just to **** him and drive back home. He was truly baffled as to why she would do this. I explained to him that she is conscious of his increased status and subconsciously knows that she has to live up to her wifely duties in order to keep him around, even if she still has to share him.
So there you have it. This is what PUA's spend hours trying to emulate.
If you can say to your wife and girlfriend (who are both cool with each other) "So which one of you is giving me road head on the way home?" with a completely straight face (and fully expect one or both of them to comply) you can officially call yourself an alpha.