I was at the terrasse of a cafe with a girl (let's call her "A") and a male "friend" who joined us after he saw me (and her ..). A is good looking and dressed sexy and light as it was a sunny day (skirt, heels, small clivage).
She is seating in front of me and he is to the right of me (her left ..). Small square table, we are close to each other.
The friend is a bit pushy and I realise quickly he is selling himself (at my expense! he is putting his hand in front of me at the 1 time I am trying to speak).
Then, behind me comes in a good looking chick (B). He is checking B out as in to prominently show A he is into beautiful women. She plays the game and check her out also (I learned later she is bi.. so she was actually really checking her out) and finally turns to me and says:
A: "Sorry (my name), you are in the wrong seat" (because I can't look behind me)
Me: "On the contrary, I have the best seat, I am seating in front of you *her name)"
The look on both their faces was priceless. The friend laughed spontaneously as in to say he was bowing to the sheer power of the strike. She didn't know what to say but acknowledged the compliment.
Few mn later, the "friend" left us. I stayed with A for the rest of the day. Close Kiss (*100)