Dias said:I was talking with a girl I had met a week before, telling her we could have a date listening to great music one night.
HB8 : "And what makes you think I'll go with you ?"
Me : "Humm, this is true. I'll go with worthier chicks than you then *smile*"
HB8 : *smiling and acting as she was offended* "Ohhhh !"
Fvcked her three days later
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Extremely nice.slickaz said:i went to the chrysler dealership to test drive a 300 when i was car shopping.
this HOT! brunnette was sitting at the reception, that i noticed when i walked in.
anyway when the salesman set the car up for me to test drive..i walked up to her, leaned over the desk.. and (smooth sexy voice, full eye contact)said,
"listen <girls name from name tag>, im a guy that thinks about tomorow before today..& because im going to be picking you up for dinner on friday night, id like you to test the seat you're going to be sitting in.." pointing to the cars passenger seat.."if you dont like the car you can tell me you arent going to give me the pleasure of your company me on this test drive.i can pick you up in a mercedes"..wink and a smile..
at this point i could tell the car sales man was looking at her like...GO WITH HIM! so he'll buy the car!!.
she was so stunned had to answer quickly, turned absolutely bright red with a shy smile.under her breath she was like.
...id love to!.
as she was getting up, she says " but remember..im not getting in on friday unless it has the leather interior...." and laughed..
to which i said "on friday night? we can turn that interior into anything you want it to be..."
she was blushin..the car sales man was standing there dropped jaw..
outcome: i took her for a LOOONG drive..stopped over got coffee, got her number and friday night came around...we were hookin up..lasted 3 months before i went to tokyo for 6 months for work!...
excellent !"I think these people would learn more if i bent you over this table and ****ed your brains out than listening to this ****."
You remind me of me when i was 18. LOL VERY GOOD WORK! dude. 2 thumbs upAragon034 said:I used to work at home depot and had alot of fun with the cashiers during slow hours. I was a specialist so i commanded alot of respect from even the bosses. this led to alot of funny ass **** i'd pull out of boredom. add my naturally C&F personality with my impulsive need for entertainment, and you've got daily antics
3 incidents clearly stick out for this thread though.
1: I'm walking down the front where all teh cashiers are. i'm heading to the second cup for a coffee, on my way one of the cashiers (HB8) waves me over. I walk down and she immediately gives me a big hug. (i'd been gaming her for a few weeks)
HB8: Hey Sam! how you doing?
Me: I'm good, can't complain.
HB8: I'm so sick, i look like crap. (Obvious ask for compliment)
Me: Yeah you do look pretty crappy, here *hands her a paperbag* Hide!
HB8: *laughs, throws a playful punch, then gives me the finger.*
Me: Wait wait wait...
SHe's confused now, as i grab her hand and put her finger in my mouth. She immediate pulls back laughing hard and saying "No no!!"
Me: Why not?
HB8: Because! it'll hurt.
Me: So if i do something to you that doesn't hurt you'll say yes?
She gets this look in her eyes and goes red.
HB8:Maybe *shyly*
Me: *chuckles* we'll discuss it over coffee at lunch.
and with that i walked away.
She moved away a few months after, but she was a demon in teh sack
2: This time, i was coming in from a seminar i had to hold outside. my apron was messed up and i grabbed a new one. I forgot to write my name and was wearing it like that. I see a new cashier, oh man, HB9 with big juicy tits. i manage to keep from dropping my jaw and walk up to her.
Me: So, how you liking the place so far?
HB9: Hm? Oh hi! yeah it's cool. kinda slow though. are you a manager?
Blah blah blah, exchange names, some stupid stuff and i'm about ready to eject when one of the managers sees me, she's pretty hot and i've been trying to game her for awhile but she can be a real *****.
Boss: Hey Sam, Stop flirting with the hired help!
Me: Ha! you're just pissed off i'm not flirting with you!
Everybody within earshot reacts, some start laughing, other's jaws drop. It's a priceless moment.
Boss:At least put your name on your apron.
Me: Hm? Oh! hey HB9? write my name would you? *hands her a marker*
HB8: *laughs, grabs marker, and rubs my chest while doing it* (it felt great)
I chat for another 5 seconds then eject. The rest of the day everybody was asking me what happened
3: This was more just spontaneity than anything else, we were having a meeting about training new people on special order stuff, Boring as hell to say the least. But i was in charge of it so i had to be there.
Since i was a specialist, i dressed better than most of the people who worked there, nice dress shirts, hair combed nicely, dark denims, neatly shaven, the works. Throughout the entire meeting i kept a straight face, looked professional and relaxed.
HB8 from the first story is there and sitting next to me. we're joking around and trying to make each other laugh or crack under the pressure. Finally i go balls out and lean over and whisper.
"I think these people would learn more if i bent you over this table and ****ed your brains out than listening to this ****."
She IMMEDIATELY gets up and says "Excuse me..." and bites her thumb. She leaves the room and a few seconds later i hear her laughing her ass off. I keep my composure and brush off any inquiries about what happened.
She comes back in a minute after and takes a look at my smiling face, then leaves the room again.
Finally she comes back in and hands me a note. it reads
"You win. Bastard. *big smiley face with an XXX underneath"
I ended up getting in a bit of trouble for that one since the store manager was there and even though he didn't know what i said, he told me to tone it down.
Still funny as hell
there are others, but these are the ones that stuck in my head.
From 'Scent of a Woman' - Al Pacino movie - thanks... don't think anything with Al Pacino would be obscure. Just like to see when a chick with a brain calls you on that.trickynick said:I think the "nice eyes" line is just too generic.
I am not really the smoothest guy in the world most of the time. It's more about the delivery than what you say. Usually when I do say really smooth stuff it is a combination of tidbits from obscure films and is accompanied with kino. Like this:
(standing in front of a mirror with her)
Me: Do you ever wear your hair up?
Her: Well, sometimes. Why?
Me: You should more often. (pulling her hair into an up position, stroking the back of her neck lightly on the way up. Look at her in the mirror briefly and speak softly into her ear) See how it acentuates your shoulders. (Now speaking even more softly) A woman's shoulders are the front lines of a mystique.
Devils Advocate & Al Pacino for the win.!trickynick said:I think the "nice eyes" line is just too generic.
I am not really the smoothest guy in the world most of the time. It's more about the delivery than what you say. Usually when I do say really smooth stuff it is a combination of tidbits from obscure films and is accompanied with kino. Like this:
(standing in front of a mirror with her)
Me: Do you ever wear your hair up?
Her: Well, sometimes. Why?
Me: You should more often. (pulling her hair into an up position, stroking the back of her neck lightly on the way up. Look at her in the mirror briefly and speak softly into her ear) See how it acentuates your shoulders. (Now speaking even more softly) A woman's shoulders are the front lines of a mystique.