The Real Scale of Beauty

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iqqi

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There has been a plethora of posts about HB ratings and scales lately, and alot of misguided experts. Well I am here to save the day, just like Mighty Mouse! So please all of you fine and strong juans of Sosuave, please step aside for a moment and allow a lady a moment to reflect on the true meaning of beauty.

Paris Hilton is Fcuking ugly, you say.
She got no tits, her ass is flat and arms width of a ****en toothpick.
She does look like a skinny tall boy. I though it was a gay video when I first saw it
And about Nicole Kidman, you say:
nicole is a bony man-like thing that looks like chewawa
Her face looks like a classic heroin addict
about Penelope Cruz,
penelope cruz looks a little messed up, like a chewawa on crack
And then to actually read the debate over the "grading scale" of these beautiful women! Some of you seem to suggest a bell curve, it is ridiculous what I have been seeing here lately.

What is your point!?

Well, let me tell you the point you seem to be missing here.

Some times I think that too many of you do not know how to truly appreciate beauty, or the beauty of a woman. You want some centerfold pullout airbrushed silicone enhanced version of a woman.

You have no appreciation for real curves that linger on the tips of your fingers long after she is gone. You have no appreciation for the curve of a smile. You have no appreciation for eyes the color of truth or spirit. You have no appreciation for lips lush enough to crush your heart just from their taste. The softness of the skin on the back of her neck. The strand of hair that is loose from the rest of the mass of tame tendrils. For an aristocratic nose that is descended from centuries of the women behind her.

You have no appreciation for character. You want to live in a sterilized house with a sterilized life and a sterilized wife who is in reality just a perfect blank canvass to paint your own ideas and fantasies on. You want to fall in love with yourself, because you love only yourself, and you have no idea how to love another, especially a woman. a real woman. With real character, and real features. Real beauty.

You can't buy beauty at a store, and beauty isn't something that is bred.

Why desire something that is perfect? If it is perfect, then is it truly beautiful? What does beauty mean to you? You want something that you can look at, but it is just perfect. It is not the kind of beauty that you can taste, or touch, or smell, or listen to. It isn't the kind of beauty that lingers. It isn't art. It is just sterile and...perfect.

What about the softness of her voice, the kind of soft little girl voice that makes you want to mimick her? What rating does that deserve? Is a woman with the kind of voice that haunts ever a HB2? What about a woman with hair that gives off the scent of rain and lilies every time you get close enough to notice? Can you measure that? What about the woman with skin the color of hot caramel, and a touch just as scorchingly smooth? What about a woman who's punani tastes like an exotic dessert that one would have to travel the seven seas to discover? How do you measure these things on a scale?

Some women are curvaceous and plush and there is more to love. And some of them are tiny and fragile, weaker than you - a man. How could you not appreciate that?

Some of you need to learn to appreciate. Not just women, I bet that this translates into other areas of your life. I bet you have no idea of the concept of sensuality.

HB2s? HB7s? Whaaaat? You keep trying to encode everything in life! As if formulas and numbers will some how give you power over your weakness and desire for woman. There are no rules of attraction. It defies logic. And numbers can never truly define a woman. Or beauty. Beauty is something you can not measure, and if you try to, the cost strips away the essense of that which you are trying to measure.

These numbers and logic are attempts to define the undefinable. You attempt to describe and define something you do not understand and can not control. But these numbers and rules that you invent come to you at a cost. The cost is the discovery of true beauty. Think outside of the box. Free your mind from this fear of what you do not understand.
 

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BOOOO!
 

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Beautiful post. Nevermind the haters.

We are taught here that we must suppress such romantic thoughts to negate women's power over us in order to be a challenge and approach them confidently. At least that's how I read it. I can love girls like you describe, but not an HB 7 or 9 or any other such object.

AFC's are capable of love and vulnerablity. That's why girls can walk all over them. That part of me has died in order to get closer to my goals. I miss it sometimes though.
 

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Originally posted by iqqi

You have no appreciation for real curves that linger on the tips of your fingers long after she is gone. You have no appreciation for the curve of a smile. You have no appreciation for eyes the color of truth or spirit. You have no appreciation for lips lush enough to crush your heart just from their taste. The softness of the skin on the back of her neck. The strand of hair that is loose from the rest of the mass of tame tendrils. For an aristocratic nose that is descended from centuries of the women behind her.

Wait a minute, i learned this in DJ class yesterday. This is an another example of a female doing that emotional logic thing again isn't it?:D .
 

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paris hilton has a very unique and exotic face. thats why she's so goddamn sexy. penelope cruz, omg, she's got the sexyest voice on the planet and a body and that whole latin thing. she's unbelievable hot- watch her in vanilla sky.

one of the hottest women IMHO is that one model for victoria secret with the dark smooth straight hair and the deep blue eyes. thats the ultimate look for me, dark brown to black hair and really blue eyes.
 

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Penelope isnt Latin, she is European, spanish to be exact.

Anyway Iqqi, i like your post, dont worry about what any of these d1ck riders say.

What about a woman who's punani tastes like an exotic dessert that one would have to travel the seven seas to discover?
Damn now THATS sig worthy.


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All three of those women are beautiful, I've always thought that. Anyone who doesn't think so has some issues they need to deal with.

Sometimes I think guys on this site, in an attempt to appear more like a true DJ, bash on a popular woman's looks to make himself appear superior. The reasoning behind it is "If I don't think she's hot, she has no power over me and I could get her anyday!"

It's BS, those women are gorgeous and they know it. It's merely a defense mechanism. Sadly enough some on this site believe it's cool...

I'd say that I am able to appreciate the female form. Now I definitely don't go around telling women they are beautiful all the time, but I have been known to just admire. The smooth transition of curves, the delicate exterior hiding a strong personality and ideals; it's just such a contradiction on all levels. Anyone who can't appreciate that is a blind man. Scoping out a lovely lady is always something to look forward to in my day.

My two cents worth.
 

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Still doesn't make Halle Berry, Paris Hilton, Eliza Dushku, Alysson Hannigan or any of those girls attractive. They are really unattractive actually Dushku and Hilton are plain UGLY.
 

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Dushku looks better than Paris, and I'm not attracted to women that look like skinny boys. There are many chicks that look better than Paris that I see in everyday life.
 

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She does look like a skinny tall boy. I though it was a gay video when I first saw it

Her face looks like a classic heroin addict

nicole is a bony man-like thing that looks like chewawa
These quotes are mine iqqi...

Thing is, I don't like anorexic women. They don't turn me on. They look diseased. They look like skeletons and have cold, idol-like, expressionless faces. No boobs, no ass - nothing.

So no, neither of those particuarly turn me on. I'd still do them, but I'd do anyone except really old ladies and invalids.

And my friends (except one) don't agree with my consepts of beauty. They find the girls too big to be attractive. :p

Did we clear that? good

Some of you seem to suggest a bell curve
I don't get it. how can you bell curve the beauty of a woman?

To bell curve you need a set of data. PLZ explain.

Some times I think that too many of you do not know how to truly appreciate beauty, or the beauty of a woman.
Maybe we all have different tastes?
You want some centerfold pullout airbrushed silicone enhanced version of a woman.
Yes we do. Is there anything wrong with that? It's evolutionary beneficial. You can't argue with the evolution.


You want to fall in love with yourself, because you love only yourself, and you have no idea how to love another, especially a woman.
You can't imagine how right you are about that! MAD PROPS TO IQQI :) (btw I'm NOT being sarcastic)

I do that cause I find that ALL women are shallow. Each and every one of them. They are like a puzzle, with one missing piece. But I am complete.

Truth hurts, doesn't it. Now, if you can ACCEPT what you said, your life and realtionships would be so much easier. iqqi - you're cool in my book now.

These numbers and logic are attempts to define the undefinable.
iqqi, I understang your frustration with us not appreciating the beauty, but we actually do and care for it a lot. Why else would we put many hours of thought to get a girl?

So it's not exatly the beauty. It's the emotional reaction we measure.

We accept that HB 3 to one guy may be an HB 9 to the other.

BUT when a guy said: I dated this HB9, he suggests that in his eyes she's almost perfect and he's never seen anything like that in his life.

This way the other guys can pick up on the feeling and give advice.

Imagine one guy saying: "she has x butt, y legs and z tits, she's so beautiful"
the other: "hell no, she's ugly. Dump her ass"

It's a tool for increased productivity of the board.
 

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Originally posted by iqqi

You have no appreciation for real curves that linger on the tips of your fingers long after she is gone. You have no appreciation for the curve of a smile. You have no appreciation for eyes the color of truth or spirit. You have no appreciation for lips lush enough to crush your heart just from their taste. The softness of the skin on the back of her neck. The strand of hair that is loose from the rest of the mass of tame tendrils. For an aristocratic nose that is descended from centuries of the women behind her.

You have no appreciation for character...


Why desire something that is perfect? If it is perfect, then is it truly beautiful? What does beauty mean to you? You want something that you can look at, but it is just perfect. It is not the kind of beauty that you can taste, or touch, or smell, or listen to. It isn't the kind of beauty that lingers. It isn't art. It is just sterile and...perfect.

What about the softness of her voice, the kind of soft little girl voice that makes you want to mimick her? What rating does that deserve? Is a woman with the kind of voice that haunts ever a HB2? What about a woman with hair that gives off the scent of rain and lilies every time you get close enough to notice? Can you measure that? What about the woman with skin the color of hot caramel, and a touch just as scorchingly smooth? What about a woman who's punani tastes like an exotic dessert that one would have to travel the seven seas to discover? How do you measure these things on a scale?

Some women are curvaceous and plush and there is more to love. And some of them are tiny and fragile, weaker than you - a man. How could you not appreciate that?

Some of you need to learn to appreciate. Not just women, I bet that this translates into other areas of your life. I bet you have no idea of the concept of sensuality.
Am I the first to note that iqqi is homosexual? Why didnt nobody mention this before me? Its so obvious!


Originally posted by iqqi

You want to live ...with a... wife who is in reality just a perfect blank canvass to paint your own ideas and fantasies on. You want to fall in love with yourself, because you love only yourself, and you have no idea how to love another, especially a woman. a real woman. With real character, and real features. Real beauty.
Yeah I do, because they are all ******x lovers, they love the **** and ***** (cause they are all bi, or homo, the *****es) they love ***, they love it all. Those mother****ing useless *****es, I hate those lazy *****s. Lets **** the ****ing ****ers! **** **** ****!



Originally posted by iqqi

You can't buy beauty at a store

No, but you can at a ***** house, or whatever its called. Prostitution house I mean. Where all those ****ing *****es go, and accept their nature, and dont deny it like many *****s out there, they admit all they can think of is sex, nothing but sex...****ers.



Originally posted by iqqi

and beauty isn't something that is bred.

Youre right! The second a baby girl is born, she is so ****ing sexy!!
 

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I smell a motif running through your posts icky...are you feeling a little queer lately? :eek:

Anyway, the post is completely right.

The "number" attraction is one thing. (She is hotter than her, whos hotter than she is. She is the hottest...etc.) But there is a mysterious second level of attraction that many people only experience a few times in thier life.

This second level has more to do with the individual "quirks" of your character/facial expressions/actions/voice/etc. than it does with the "numbered" looks.

Only when a person experiences this themselves do they truly realize that 'looks' aren't really everything. As the saying goes, love is truly blind.
 

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Originally posted by icepick
The "number" attraction is one thing. (She is hotter than her, whos hotter than she is. She is the hottest...etc.) But there is a mysterious second level of attraction that many people only experience a few times in thier life.

This second level has more to do with the individual "quirks" of your character/facial expressions/actions/voice/etc. than it does with the "numbered" looks.

Only when a person experiences this themselves do they truly realize that 'looks' aren't really everything. As the saying goes, love is truly blind.
Oh puhlease. Do you read the knight tales too?
 

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quote : icecold
So it's not exatly the beauty. It's the emotional reaction we measure.

We accept that HB 3 to one guy may be an HB 9 to the other.

BUT when a guy said: I dated this HB9, he suggests that in his eyes she's almost perfect and he's never seen anything like that in his life.

This way the other guys can pick up on the feeling and give advice.

Imagine one guy saying: "she has x butt, y legs and z tits, she's so beautiful"
the other: "hell no, she's ugly. Dump her ass"

It's a tool for increased productivity of the board.

/quote/

Thats the way I see it.

Everybodys HB9 is different.

sounds like a "Rant" EH?
 

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Penelope isnt Latin, she is European, spanish to be exact
Rofl - will someone explain that to him? :D

Great post btw iqqi.
 

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Judging by your tirade against man's quantification of beauty...and the level of aggressiveness in your approach toward men...

Damn, you must be one ugly woman. :D
 

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Originally posted by Aramas
Rofl - will someone explain that to him? :D

Great post btw iqqi.
Oh oh pick me pick me!!!

Portguese-Latin
spanish-latin

You do not have to come from south america to be of latin extraction.
 

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Good post. I think there is so much more to someones beauty than just the way they look. How you look physically i guess is fairly important since that is what usually draws you to them in the first place but it isn't everything, i think that the person they are on the inside is more important than looks. There are other things as well such as that look in her eyes when you make eye contact with her that starts giving you a hard one and her smile and how nice her hair looks and lots of other things too. Looks by itself are just not enough for me.
 
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