The plates are spin spin spinning!

[Vlad the Impaler]

"I asked her why she got so quiet, she said "I'm just feeling depressed...

You have to treat them like a little kid."

To which I'd say, "Awww, that's too bad. But hey! I charge $225 per hour if you want me to listen! Call me tomorrow for an appointment. And I'll TRY to listen. But pay first."

F@ck treating them like a little kid. I care about little kids. Well, sometimes. Well, some of them.

You have to treat them by not giving a shyt (but with a sly smile).

That text I sent to the girl led to more texting and now she is begging for me. You are like my sparkplug Mr ME. Keep posting in my thread please! If it wasn't for you, I would have had a LAME convo with the BPD girl tonight with pathetic game but your great game really helped me. I kept it going with more C + F and now she is going to sleep laughing and thinking about me.

This is why I post things about my life here, because great guys like Mr Me come around and drops a jewell and really makes a difference in things.

Why do I play the I love you games? It doesn't feel like a game even though I know it is. For some reason I care about this girl because I know if she doesn't at least have the fantasy about me being "the one" she will do more destructive things to herself and who knows where she will end up.

Why should I care? I am doing to her what she did to me in the first round. Telling me she loves me while banging guys behind my back.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

OMG the BPD just texted me this

"im allergic to your condoms"

What the hell should I say?!?!

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I replied and told her "don't worry I'll put it in your a$$"

She goes "OMG have you done that before?"

I said "No"

She said "Wanna try me?"

I said sure!

I'm going to do it to her soon, maybe tomorrow.

She knows I am spinning plates and pulling attention away from her and it's driving her so mad she wants to have my baby. I'm not making this sh!t up. It started because I didn't text her all day today and she started blowing up my phone tonight. She must be thinking I am with another woman. She asked me if I am still seeing the out of state chic. She's getting posessive now and she asked me if I still love her.

I have opened Pandora's box.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

The BPD invited me to come see her tonight at her house. I went and we hanged out for awhile. She decided to show me her life story through her photo albums. We must have went through 5 books. The most interesting one's were seeing pics of her ex husband holding and loving their baby.

The situation now is, a few years later he wants nothing to do with the kid and won't talk to the woman. She says he pays child support but he wont even see the kid. Her story is he walked out on her and was an alcoholic and beat her.

I asked her, how does he go from holding the baby and loving it like that, to not wanting anything to do with it? She said "oh he just started drinking heavily and changed".. but she offered no better explanation.

She says she was engaged about 6 months ago. Her story is the same for that guy leaving her. She said he was drinking and one day he just walked out on her.

Did she cheat on these guys to turn them into b@stards or is there any chance she just picked royal pricks to be with?

 

[Franky Four Fingers]

I'm not sure which one of you needs therapy more. :crazy:

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I'm not sure which one of you needs therapy more. :crazy:

We're just going to have to see what happens. I think I'm falling for this chic. I think she's hot as hell and fun to be with. If I think about her at work I can't stand up for awhile. She wants to get exclusive now.

 

[romangod]

I'm not sure which one of you needs therapy more. :crazy:

I would think that is pretty obvious. :yes:

Cheers!

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I would think that is pretty obvious. :yes:

Cheers!

I will be getting plenty of therapy tonight when she comes over.

I think this is the end of the line. I have lost interest in all the girls except the BPD, so I am going to try and date her exclusive for awhile.

I might start a new thread and document her strange behavior if it pops up.

 

[jophil28]

I will be getting plenty of therapy tonight when she comes over.

I think this is the end of the line. I have lost interest in all the girls except the BPD, so I am going to try and date her exclusive for awhile.

I might start a new thread and document her strange behavior if it pops up.

Start a new thread about your adventure with the BPD girl?

I don't think that you need to do that. If fact it would not be a good idea all all.
Perhaps I could persuade you to resist if I offered you money, or a free vacation in Jamaica on me...?

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Start a new thread about your adventure with the BPD girl?

I don't think that you need to do that. If fact it would not be a good idea all all.

I'm not going to start a new thread about the BPD girl because I have it under control. The only way i would start a thread is if she drives me crazy. That is why everyone starts a thread. I have this under control. I have played the game so well she wants me more than I want her and that's how it's supposed to be. I have oneitis, I love this chic bad I won't deny that. But I am going to handle it properly.

a free vacation in Jamaica on me...?

Can I take the BPD?

 

[romangod]

I have played the game so well she wants me more than I want her and that's how it's supposed to be. I have oneitis, I love this chic bad I won't deny that. But I am going to handle it properly.

You are the man, Vlad!

You love this chic bad and have oneitis but she wants you more than you want her. That is simply incredible.

This is an epic love story that we all should be grateful that we get to witness here along with you. None of us will ever be the same again.


Cheers!

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

You are the man, Vlad!

You love this chic bad and have oneitis but she wants you more than you want her. That is simply incredible.

This is an epic love story that we all should be grateful that we get to witness here along with you. None of us will ever be the same again.


Cheers!

This sh!t is better than the Titanic. You can call me Leonardo.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I am exclusive with the BPD! I'm going to drop my plates for this girl and I'm not going to mess around on her either.

Will she do the same?

 

[romangod]

I am exclusive with the BPD! I'm going to drop my plates for this girl and I'm not going to mess around on her either.

Will she do the same?

Way to go, Leonardo!

I think she'll be true to you. You are a perfect match and the fireworks should be amazing. Even if she isn't, the fireworks will be even more amazing. You should still give some serious thought to having your own "reality" show. It'd be the biggest thing since sliced bread.

Cheers!

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

Way to go, Leonardo!

I think she'll be true to you. You are a perfect match and the fireworks should be amazing. Even if she isn't, the fireworks will be even more amazing. You should still give some serious thought to having your own "reality" show. It'd be the biggest thing since sliced bread.

Cheers!

You should have seen her expression when I told her I have been dating MULTIPLE women when she was off doing god knows what.

It was priceless!

 

[trent81]

I'm sorry but, you are the biggest douchebag I have ever read about. Let me get this straight; This woman inserted another man's penis in her. She fuvked another man, and you took her back? You are pathetic. No man, who has self respect, would ever take back a cheating woman. You are in desperate need of a case against you. Either you will get HIV, probably already did from the Peruvian, or you will get a rape case, or even blackmail soon. Good job bro.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

I'm sorry but, you are the biggest douchebag I have ever read about. Let me get this straight; This woman inserted another man's penis in her. She fuvked another man, and you took her back? You are pathetic. No man, who has self respect, would ever take back a cheating woman. You are in desperate need of a case against you. Either you will get HIV, probably already did from the Peruvian, or you will get a rape case, or even blackmail soon. Good job bro.

You are the most negative person on this site. You don't even know the full situation, so here's a quarter now keep your judgements to yourself.

I was never exclusive with the girl. We had a fight, and broke up. When people break up, they see other people. She didn't cheat, we were never exclusive.

I did the same thing she did. Banged girls and didn't like them and she did it and didn't like the guys.

Now we are back together. If it happens again after we had our little stupid exclusive talk, I will be gone.

Don't be a hater bro. I'm happy right now. You can't even get a second date with a chic, and I have them crawling back on their bloody knees.

I'll take my situation any day of the week. Welcome to dating in the 21st century kid.

Either you will get HIV, probably already did from the Peruvian, or you will get a

Why would the Peruvian have HIV? Are you saying Hispanic people have diseases? Don't you mean I should have HIV from my black girlfriend? You are a racist and it's incredibly ironic you call me the douchebag.. look in the mirror.

 

[trent81]

You are pathetic, immature, arrogant, and plain stupid. YOU WILL get blackmailed, disease, rape case, or something else soon. This is not being negative, this is telling you that your life is about to turn for the worse soon. You may even get shot. Something bad is going to happen to you. It's coming soon. You're view of women, relationships, and fuvking are completely insane. If you were here, I would beat the living fuvk out of you. Do you have a father figure in your life? I would ass rape you and take your manhood away. You stupid little boy. Do you think you are the only one that gets laid? Do you think that what you are doing is not something someone did when they were seventeen? Wake up fuvker. What you just found out (having multiple women as partners) is not new. Your dad was spinning your mom as a plate before he decided to shoot one in her and got stuck with her. Your own mother was a plate. You ungrateful sack of ****t. Like we give a fuvk about your life and how many women are at your knees. Go make some money instead of trying to fuvk your coworker, you unprofessional pussvy worshipping ****t.

 

[Vlad the Impaler]

You are pathetic, immature, arrogant, and plain stupid. YOU WILL get blackmailed, disease, rape case, or something else soon. This is not being negative, this is telling you that your life is about to turn for the worse soon. You may even get shot. Something bad is going to happen to you. It's coming soon. You're view of women, relationships, and fuvking are completely insane. If you were here, I would beat the living fuvk out of you. Do you have a father figure in your life? I would ass rape you and take your manhood away. You stupid little boy. Do you think you are the only one that gets laid? Do you think that what you are doing is not something someone did when they were seventeen? Wake up fuvker. What you just found out (having multiple women as partners) is not new. Your dad was spinning your mom as a plate before he decided to shoot one in her and got stuck with her. Your own mother was a plate. You ungrateful sack of ****t. Like we give a fuvk about your life and how many women are at your knees. Go make some money instead of trying to fuvk your coworker, you unprofessional pussvy worshipping ****t.

Call me Daddy. How's that frown coming along for you?

I'm happy as hell! Now you can really hate me. You only wish something bad will happen to me. Nothing bad can happen to me. I'm invincible, b!tch!

Go back to blaming the women for your problems. Can't get a second date? She must have a man! Last girl I went out with who had a man blew me in the backseat.

Good luck with that though, you are an angry person and I already know you are a racist and a homophobe. That's why your game is so whack because of all the hate inside yourself.

According to you, I should have AIDS from my hispanic girlfriend, and my black girlfriend is going to kill me. If she was white would I be OK?

Whats going to happen to me thats so bad? I knock her up? Ohhhhh I'm scurred!

 

[KissSnatcher]

This would be funny is it wasn't so freakin' tragic.

Carry on.