You guys are filthy bastards.
- When I was at my aunt's house alone, I came in their peanut butter jar while using it for lube. The funny thing was she made peanut butter cookies the next night. She offered me some but I declined.
- Masturbated to my cousins (damn them hot cousins!)
- Had my other cousin's dog lick jelly off my nutsack.
- I also experimented with putting a candle thing up my ass. Unfortunately my mom came home right after and I had no time to hide it after the deed was done so she found it underneath the counter later, smelled it and said "what's this"? Fortunately my **** smells like cinnamon rolls and lollipops so it's all good.
- Jerked off in the car while my mom was in the store.
and finally:
- Walked in on my friend jerking off to gay porn...