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Man all I can say is OMG you guys are crackup.
What is 2nd base???Bad_Lil'Pixie said:Nastiest thing I've done.....
....slid into second base wearing shorts.
LOL HAHA :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:SELF-MASTERY said:^^^ Dude that has to be the best piece of fiction on this site..... besides all of these dragonball z fans claiming to be dj's...
PHEW!!! For a second there I thought this time was going to be about when you got around to jerking off on the baby.sandinista said:Also, another time i was babystting (for someone else - this lot didn't have a dog) & i got bored so i experimented by putting a carrot up my bum. When i had finished (by pouring my *** into their shampoo bottles) i put the carrot back into their fridge!!!
omg lmao aww man that made me cry it was so funny :crackup:sandinista said:One time, i was babysitting for my sister, & when the baby was asleep, i got their dog to lick my knob & i jerked off into it's face. I had a hard time explaining the sticky fur around the dogs head.
A position if the sport: softball. The base located directly opposite the home plate.SELF-MASTERY said:What is 2nd base???
I use to have that picture the special olympics kid running through the finish line as my wall paper........Exp said:SELF-MASTERY: Congratulations!
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