FlyGuy
Master Don Juan
^^ Case in point.
The Great Debate: Can a "DJ" get any girl?
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Peace and Quiet
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
Guess who I got that quote from?
It was at end of a brilliant post from a guy who should seriosly have a DJ bible of his own. Here is his post:
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"The answer is obviously "no" It's amazing the excuses people will use to just yak yak yak on this board. I will sum up all the above bullcrap in 2 sentences.
A DJ can't get girls who are
1. Not attracted to him
2. Already fulfilled by a relationship with a fellow DJ.
Case fukkin closed guys. Now can we put this thread to bed already? And seriously some of you have way too much free time on your hands!"
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Amazing dontcha think? In just a few sentences he managed to insult everyone participating in this thread and figure out that his own thoughts are the "be all, end all" solution to our problems. Amazing. Someone put this guy in the DJ bible.
Hahahah!!!
Funny stuff cestmoi and well-played!
I walked right into that one didn't I?
I still stand by my claim that this thread is dumb as balls though. There is no "problem" being addressed here at all. But thanks for the laughs!
On that note I am going to bed, I think I have posted enough today and if I continue I will dream about threads that go absolutely nowhere and people who compare their genitals to pasta.
*shudders*
Funny stuff cestmoi and well-played!
I walked right into that one didn't I?
I still stand by my claim that this thread is dumb as balls though. There is no "problem" being addressed here at all. But thanks for the laughs!
On that note I am going to bed, I think I have posted enough today and if I continue I will dream about threads that go absolutely nowhere and people who compare their genitals to pasta.
*shudders*
InLawsHateMe
Master Don Juan
LOL!!! ..he's killing me.
Funny. Have you heard of the associations therapy? The one where the psychiatrist throws a word at the patient and he needs to shoot off with the first thing to come to their minds.
Me: Pasta
You: Genitals
Says alot about you no?
My unedited post still lays there with no mention of genitalia. Its amazing how you read into it.
Actually I was having macaroni for dinner just before writing, and I was wondering if maybe (even though virtually) I offered you some food you might setlle down. Polly wanna cracker? And I am sure you often drown your misery in food.
But next time before you come to this board and insult people and their choice on what to spend time discussing, first have a cole one, think it through and only then start typing away. Have a good night.
Crotch Sniffer
Banned
LMFAO!
I am on the floor over here! It's like watching a game of verbal tennis or something...quality!
2 bad Ronny knocked out..woulda loved to have seen his reply!
I am on the floor over here! It's like watching a game of verbal tennis or something...quality!
2 bad Ronny knocked out..woulda loved to have seen his reply!
MysteryWoman, you astonish me.
I thought you would reply,
"Oh you silly forum posters! Tell me, an ever learning woman, on what makes handsome guys fall for a woman, because I want to be that woman."
And we would tell you,
"Majestic MysteryWoman! Hear our humble reply: the beautiful men more than anything desire a connection. This you cannot 'fudge' with a guy. Either you two have the same life goals or you do not.
"This above all, focus on your character and self-control. Because a great guy will have already have it and he will see it in you."
Character and self-control! Nothing makes a man's heart leap when he sees it in a woman. We're tired of psychological malfunctioning chicks, girls who only want a BF not because of YOU but so she will be respected by her friends, and generally women who see the male as an accessory, an ornament to her life.
Often, the BF turns nothing more but a 'crown' for her to wear to display her 'feminine conquest'. After all, she has a man. And those other girls that have no BFs.... well, they AREN'T women.
Men LOVE it when the woman understands them. Women HATE it when men understand them. Why is this?
However, you did not ask that. Instead, you said:
The really cute guy enters. All the girls go into their super secret bathroom conferences. "Oh my goodness... Did you SEE that guy?" "Mmmm hmmm. Does he have a GF?" "Sharee asked him and he said no." "What! So how can he be SINGLE?" (If you have a GF, they are pissed about that. If you are single, they wonder if something in you is broken!)
So the women put on their purses and say, "The Game's Afoot!" And poor Cute Guy! He gets bombarded by flirtations here and there, but he gets the keen sense that they are watching him, spying at him. He opens his mouth to speak, the women all become silent. What is he saying? How is he saying it? And most importantly, how is the cute guy feeling when he says it?.
Let us say the Cute Guy is pursuing his education, his projects, and other goals in life. So he isn't going to waste his time on women now. He ignores the women.
The response from the ladies? "He must be gay..." they hiss. "I can't believe he is NOT GOING FOR US." "I asked him if he was gay, he said no." "Maybe he doesn't know yet." "Maybe." No other possibility enters their pretty heads.
Give men some credit. We are not going to go for a girl just because she smiles and twirls her hair at us. And just because a guy is handsome and single does not mean he is gay. If a pretty girl is single, she is being 'picky'. If a handsome guy is single, he is 'gay'. Such standards could only come from Womaniverse.
Now let us say the Cute Guy is clueless and goes for a girl, or lets a girl CHOOSE HIM. She will parade him like a war horse through the area and all the women will look at her with bitter eyes. The girl with the guy is smiling and happy, not because of the guy, but because she has made everyone jealous of her.
Now let us enter the mind of that Cute Guy:
"Hyuk hyuk! I got a GIRL! Do be do be doooo!"
Just because he has a girl, he thinks he is successful. Poor Cute Guy! The woman will suck him dry, drain his cuteness, and offload him when she is done. This element of Human nature gave rise to the ideas of female vamparism, recorded in every world mythology.
As far as women being intimidated by a handsome guy, this does happen. But by which type of women? I've only seen it in larger, UGLIER, women. I don't think they are intimadated by the hot guy. No, they HATE the hot guy. I am nice as can be and they are downright rude. What has the hot guy done? Nothing.
Let me tell you a story. In an english class, this prof. loved calling on Pook. In fact, he would call on Pook everyday because he liked getting Pook Answers. One day, he was surprised that I knew Latin. "Where did you take Latin?" In highschool. "What highschool was that?" I told him. Then I heard a loud gasp.
When class was over, the BIG chick sitting to the side of me (she was a good active student, I'll grant her that) said to me (though she kept her eyes looking forward and had a huge smile) "I went to X highschool!" (I came from a BIG graduating class. She came from another school in that same district). I said something ****y about that and got out of class without another thought.
Now what was she thinking? We didn't go to the same highscool. We just went to the same ones in the district (along with 40,000 other students). What was I to think? "Oh, we are from the same district! We are soulmates" !? Afterward, she hated me ever since. Go figure.
In other classes, sometimes I'll catch girls just... staring sometimes sighing. I just shrug my shoulders and go to class.
So when I do go for a girl I like, I get the screening test:
"Pook is tall, oh yes... double check."
"Pook has muscles... broad shoulders... check."
"Pook has college education... check."
"Pook is not a loser... check."
"Pook is sportive with cute butt... check check."
"Pook is smarter than me... check." (chicks want guys smarter than them for some reason)
"Pook has his own place... check."
"Pook has a sportcar........................."
"What! You don't have a sports car!? You mean you AREN'T PERFECT!? Away with you!"
And I'm like, "$%%#$&%#& woman!"
So let us say I go after one of those chicks that stare at me. What happens is that she parades me around campus, I become her war horse, and she must display me to her friends and trot me out in public.
And I'm like, "@$#&$&$% woman!"
I've noticed it is guys who seem intimidated more that their gfs will be stolen. They don't want her to dress 'hot'. So he treats her like buried treasure. She runs around in sloppy clothes.
Pook goes underneath an Oak Tree, lays out a blanket, and goes through his Basket of Interesting Facts.
Ahh, here it is. Consider:
Men have a higher likelihood of suicide before they get married. (plus higher car insurance!)
Women have a higher likelihood of suicide AFTER they get married.
Why is this? Why is the Man more at peace than the Woman in matrimony? Could it be that the woman wonders if she made a mistake, if she got the wrong guy, if she could have gotten a better guy, and what happened to that guy she was going with? How would life be if she stayed with him?
I was astonished that Grandma Pook, ripe in her nineties, still looks up her old BFs and of what they did and what they became. Sure, she loves Grandpa Pook... but she is curious.
cestmoi
The answer is probably gained from the flip side: how do ugly women react when being dumped?
"Jerk!"
And they move on. They don't think the universe revolves around them. But if a beautiful lady has a guy that does it... stalking... obsession... etc.
Remember when you couldn't get the girl you REALLY WANTED? Maybe it was a one-itis or whatever. Anyway, when you got your affections rejected, it really changed your universe and put your life in perspective. All of a sudden, you realized you were a dork, were nerdy, were a toad, etc. etc.
Something of that nature must be going through the beautiful woman's mind. When someone so elevated is knocked off their perch, her life's lens must change. Was her life, of thinking she was 'all that', just a lie?
Some beatiful women turn beautiful to avoid pain. When she is given pain, well she cannot make herself more beautiful. Either she is wrong about men (and women become a fury at this point because all women proclaim to be experts in understanding men) or it is a monkey wrench in her 'feminine power'.
She thought she could get any man. Well, she can't. The one that left her... is an anomaly. No anomalies can exist (else it brings down her entire view of her universe) so she seeks to strike it down. The more beatiful (and more 'powerful' she thinks) the more obsesseive she is to reclaim her 'power' over males.
I think it has more to do with power than anything else, specifically HER sense of power. Remember, beautiful women always keep looking in the mirror for fear that one day they'll wake up without their beauty.
I thought you would reply,
"Oh you silly forum posters! Tell me, an ever learning woman, on what makes handsome guys fall for a woman, because I want to be that woman."
And we would tell you,
"Majestic MysteryWoman! Hear our humble reply: the beautiful men more than anything desire a connection. This you cannot 'fudge' with a guy. Either you two have the same life goals or you do not.
"This above all, focus on your character and self-control. Because a great guy will have already have it and he will see it in you."
Character and self-control! Nothing makes a man's heart leap when he sees it in a woman. We're tired of psychological malfunctioning chicks, girls who only want a BF not because of YOU but so she will be respected by her friends, and generally women who see the male as an accessory, an ornament to her life.
Often, the BF turns nothing more but a 'crown' for her to wear to display her 'feminine conquest'. After all, she has a man. And those other girls that have no BFs.... well, they AREN'T women.
Men LOVE it when the woman understands them. Women HATE it when men understand them. Why is this?
However, you did not ask that. Instead, you said:
From my experience, it is ALL women doing this:
The really cute guy enters. All the girls go into their super secret bathroom conferences. "Oh my goodness... Did you SEE that guy?" "Mmmm hmmm. Does he have a GF?" "Sharee asked him and he said no." "What! So how can he be SINGLE?" (If you have a GF, they are pissed about that. If you are single, they wonder if something in you is broken!)
So the women put on their purses and say, "The Game's Afoot!" And poor Cute Guy! He gets bombarded by flirtations here and there, but he gets the keen sense that they are watching him, spying at him. He opens his mouth to speak, the women all become silent. What is he saying? How is he saying it? And most importantly, how is the cute guy feeling when he says it?.
Let us say the Cute Guy is pursuing his education, his projects, and other goals in life. So he isn't going to waste his time on women now. He ignores the women.
The response from the ladies? "He must be gay..." they hiss. "I can't believe he is NOT GOING FOR US." "I asked him if he was gay, he said no." "Maybe he doesn't know yet." "Maybe." No other possibility enters their pretty heads.
Give men some credit. We are not going to go for a girl just because she smiles and twirls her hair at us. And just because a guy is handsome and single does not mean he is gay. If a pretty girl is single, she is being 'picky'. If a handsome guy is single, he is 'gay'. Such standards could only come from Womaniverse.
Now let us say the Cute Guy is clueless and goes for a girl, or lets a girl CHOOSE HIM. She will parade him like a war horse through the area and all the women will look at her with bitter eyes. The girl with the guy is smiling and happy, not because of the guy, but because she has made everyone jealous of her.
Now let us enter the mind of that Cute Guy:
"Hyuk hyuk! I got a GIRL! Do be do be doooo!"
Just because he has a girl, he thinks he is successful. Poor Cute Guy! The woman will suck him dry, drain his cuteness, and offload him when she is done. This element of Human nature gave rise to the ideas of female vamparism, recorded in every world mythology.
As far as women being intimidated by a handsome guy, this does happen. But by which type of women? I've only seen it in larger, UGLIER, women. I don't think they are intimadated by the hot guy. No, they HATE the hot guy. I am nice as can be and they are downright rude. What has the hot guy done? Nothing.
Let me tell you a story. In an english class, this prof. loved calling on Pook. In fact, he would call on Pook everyday because he liked getting Pook Answers. One day, he was surprised that I knew Latin. "Where did you take Latin?" In highschool. "What highschool was that?" I told him. Then I heard a loud gasp.
When class was over, the BIG chick sitting to the side of me (she was a good active student, I'll grant her that) said to me (though she kept her eyes looking forward and had a huge smile) "I went to X highschool!" (I came from a BIG graduating class. She came from another school in that same district). I said something ****y about that and got out of class without another thought.
Now what was she thinking? We didn't go to the same highscool. We just went to the same ones in the district (along with 40,000 other students). What was I to think? "Oh, we are from the same district! We are soulmates" !? Afterward, she hated me ever since. Go figure.
In other classes, sometimes I'll catch girls just... staring sometimes sighing. I just shrug my shoulders and go to class.
So when I do go for a girl I like, I get the screening test:
"Pook is tall, oh yes... double check."
"Pook has muscles... broad shoulders... check."
"Pook has college education... check."
"Pook is not a loser... check."
"Pook is sportive with cute butt... check check."
"Pook is smarter than me... check." (chicks want guys smarter than them for some reason)
"Pook has his own place... check."
"Pook has a sportcar........................."
"What! You don't have a sports car!? You mean you AREN'T PERFECT!? Away with you!"
And I'm like, "$%%#$&%#& woman!"
So let us say I go after one of those chicks that stare at me. What happens is that she parades me around campus, I become her war horse, and she must display me to her friends and trot me out in public.
And I'm like, "@$#&$&$% woman!"
I've noticed it is guys who seem intimidated more that their gfs will be stolen. They don't want her to dress 'hot'. So he treats her like buried treasure. She runs around in sloppy clothes.
Oh, oh, oh MysteryWoman. Being a Pook, I have come along with my Basket of Interesting Facts.
Pook goes underneath an Oak Tree, lays out a blanket, and goes through his Basket of Interesting Facts.
Ahh, here it is. Consider:
Men have a higher likelihood of suicide before they get married. (plus higher car insurance!)
Women have a higher likelihood of suicide AFTER they get married.
Why is this? Why is the Man more at peace than the Woman in matrimony? Could it be that the woman wonders if she made a mistake, if she got the wrong guy, if she could have gotten a better guy, and what happened to that guy she was going with? How would life be if she stayed with him?
I was astonished that Grandma Pook, ripe in her nineties, still looks up her old BFs and of what they did and what they became. Sure, she loves Grandpa Pook... but she is curious.
cestmoi
The answer is probably gained from the flip side: how do ugly women react when being dumped?
"Jerk!"
And they move on. They don't think the universe revolves around them. But if a beautiful lady has a guy that does it... stalking... obsession... etc.
Remember when you couldn't get the girl you REALLY WANTED? Maybe it was a one-itis or whatever. Anyway, when you got your affections rejected, it really changed your universe and put your life in perspective. All of a sudden, you realized you were a dork, were nerdy, were a toad, etc. etc.
Something of that nature must be going through the beautiful woman's mind. When someone so elevated is knocked off their perch, her life's lens must change. Was her life, of thinking she was 'all that', just a lie?
Some beatiful women turn beautiful to avoid pain. When she is given pain, well she cannot make herself more beautiful. Either she is wrong about men (and women become a fury at this point because all women proclaim to be experts in understanding men) or it is a monkey wrench in her 'feminine power'.
She thought she could get any man. Well, she can't. The one that left her... is an anomaly. No anomalies can exist (else it brings down her entire view of her universe) so she seeks to strike it down. The more beatiful (and more 'powerful' she thinks) the more obsesseive she is to reclaim her 'power' over males.
I think it has more to do with power than anything else, specifically HER sense of power. Remember, beautiful women always keep looking in the mirror for fear that one day they'll wake up without their beauty.
HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh, sh*t, I am laughing my ass off at your Pook post. That has to be one of the funniest posts!
"$%%#$&%#& woman!"
Excuse me, Pook?
"@$#&$&$% woman!"
Amen to that!
"I asked him if he was gay, he said no." "Maybe he doesn't know yet." "Maybe."
Ha ha!
"Hyuk hyuk! I got a GIRL! Do be do be doooo!"
So true!
Okay, to the point...
Dude, man, you have now reached the point (it seems) where you should STOP working out (or workout constantly, just so you don't build muscle anymore) and DRINK copious amounts of alcohol everyday (to pound on the fat) while shoving your mouth full of pizza.
You are probably a '10' now. I don't think many people (men or women) could handle a real-live '10'.
Oh! I got it! You should hit up a modeling convention or something.
Damn, if you got girlies parading you around...
Just kidding about all that stuff, but hey, remember those days when the girls you wanted would be into you, and receptive, and not clawing each others eyes out, slipping on thier wet panties, crying and screaming and stalking?
Just a thought...
I hope, for your own sake, that you never get a sports car though!
Anyway, everything you said was right-the-f*ck-on! Very astute!
Oh, sh*t, I am laughing my ass off at your Pook post. That has to be one of the funniest posts!
"$%%#$&%#& woman!"
Excuse me, Pook?
"@$#&$&$% woman!"
Amen to that!
"I asked him if he was gay, he said no." "Maybe he doesn't know yet." "Maybe."
Ha ha!
"Hyuk hyuk! I got a GIRL! Do be do be doooo!"
So true!
Okay, to the point...
Dude, man, you have now reached the point (it seems) where you should STOP working out (or workout constantly, just so you don't build muscle anymore) and DRINK copious amounts of alcohol everyday (to pound on the fat) while shoving your mouth full of pizza.
You are probably a '10' now. I don't think many people (men or women) could handle a real-live '10'.
Oh! I got it! You should hit up a modeling convention or something.
Damn, if you got girlies parading you around...
Just kidding about all that stuff, but hey, remember those days when the girls you wanted would be into you, and receptive, and not clawing each others eyes out, slipping on thier wet panties, crying and screaming and stalking?
Just a thought...
I hope, for your own sake, that you never get a sports car though!
Anyway, everything you said was right-the-f*ck-on! Very astute!
pook, and most of us, should just be happy in our minds, and then it wont matter if the chicks think you are gay, ugly, poor, whatever.
Come to think of it, if i dont find a girl im attracted to her while dating her, ill just say "hey, its been fun knowing you, but its time to move on, good luck with your life. farewell"
all people do in this life is worry about things. Even if it a good thing. You buy a car and u are happy at first, then insurance repairs and everything comes in. You buy a house, same thing. Remember that line , things u own end up owning you? Well it is absolutely true. Same is applied to girls, you give her too much so u can own her, and she ends up owning you. I dont care if u think i treat girls like things, i treat them as who they are.
Come to think of it, if i dont find a girl im attracted to her while dating her, ill just say "hey, its been fun knowing you, but its time to move on, good luck with your life. farewell"
all people do in this life is worry about things. Even if it a good thing. You buy a car and u are happy at first, then insurance repairs and everything comes in. You buy a house, same thing. Remember that line , things u own end up owning you? Well it is absolutely true. Same is applied to girls, you give her too much so u can own her, and she ends up owning you. I dont care if u think i treat girls like things, i treat them as who they are.
mahon83050
Banned
You hit the nail on the head with that one.
No, I do not believe an elephant man can pull any girl if he has DJ skills. I have never seen a huge fat slob with a model type girl either. However, I have seen guys who were maybe 4 or 5 points less attractive (on the 1-10 scale) than their g/f's. I.E, I have seen guys under 5'5" , guys 20-40lbs overweight and guys who are below average in facial aesthetics with cute, hot girls. You do not see it all the time, but maybe 1 in 10 couples is like this...which is high if you think about it.
When you put too much emphasis on looks, you are causing two main problems. The guy may not think he is "good looking" enough to go after that cutie or he will rely on his looks too much to attract the girl. Personally, I do not think people take to much notice of mismatched couples unless there is a greater than two point differential on the looks scale. I.E, If I am between a 6 and 7 walking around with an 8, not too many people would take notice or say "what is she doing with him?" However, if I was with a 9 or 10, they probably would. Most couples seem to be evenly matched or a 1-2 point differential. Another maybe 10-15% are 3-5 points difference. To see greater than a 5 scale difference is very, very rare.
MysteryWoman
Master Don Juan
Pook some errors in your huge reply, my friend dated one of the hottest guys on campus. She never treated him like a trophy and was very private about the relationship.
According Leil Lowndes (How To make anyone fall in Love with you) three times as many men commit sucide after a disasterous love affair compared to women. So your facts are debatable.
According Leil Lowndes (How To make anyone fall in Love with you) three times as many men commit sucide after a disasterous love affair compared to women. So your facts are debatable.
Icepick
I'm not a 'perfect' 10. It is not so much how you look but how your looks exude personality. Which gets more attention? A nice haircut or spiked hair? Why? Because the spiked hair (leather jacket) and even muscles signifies a personality about the person.
I remember one woman hating guys who work out: "They should not work out if they are not sportive. It gives girls the wrong impression." Too many girls view personality through looks.
When a woman is young, she has all these possibilities. Why, she could marry a BANKER. Wow, she would be the talk of the town then! All these things go in the little girls' heads. When a guy ties the knot, he often goes, "Well, glad that's over with. Now I can live life without worrying about chicks." But to her, she already has a husband tied to her and cannot have those 'little girl' dreams anymore. She has 'settled'. So depressing for her!
I'm not a 'perfect' 10. It is not so much how you look but how your looks exude personality. Which gets more attention? A nice haircut or spiked hair? Why? Because the spiked hair (leather jacket) and even muscles signifies a personality about the person.
I remember one woman hating guys who work out: "They should not work out if they are not sportive. It gives girls the wrong impression." Too many girls view personality through looks.
You said you are in England, right? From what I hear, the English are private about ALL their relationships. I've heard some bad things about the English men but I won't believe them.
Did I say a DISASTEROUS LOVER AFFAIR? No, I said just your usual typical marriage.
When a woman is young, she has all these possibilities. Why, she could marry a BANKER. Wow, she would be the talk of the town then! All these things go in the little girls' heads. When a guy ties the knot, he often goes, "Well, glad that's over with. Now I can live life without worrying about chicks." But to her, she already has a husband tied to her and cannot have those 'little girl' dreams anymore. She has 'settled'. So depressing for her!
MysteryWoman
Master Don Juan
Well it must be an American thing then, women being more likely to commite suicide after a divorce than men. I haven't heard of this happening much in England. Not an insult, but I don't think English women are as materialistic as American women (some are), but I don't think anyone here would be that forward enough to ask how much a guy earns on the first date or before they decide to go out with them.
I think Leil Lowndes must have been covering marriage as well, as it is usually women who initiate divorce.
Why do you call yourself Pook? What does it signify
I think Leil Lowndes must have been covering marriage as well, as it is usually women who initiate divorce.
Why do you call yourself Pook? What does it signify
Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.