This is my first post; This has bothered me for almost a week, and welcome advise or comments relevent.
Prelude;After hiting the gym with a friend, we decide to go tan. Once at the salon we are greated by 8hb suprisingly with a great tan, 5 ft even really cute she after we talked for about 5 mins or so a 9HB pops out of one of the tanning rooms, and is immediatly snatched into our conversation with a opinion opener [btw if you havent noticed the tanning salon is a excellent place to #close beautiful women,think of the phyc behind this]. After talking with the 8&9 for about 10 mins we #numb close both, the 9 is in a sority freshmen at a local university 6ft amazing body blnd/blue eyes, The 8 is apperently miserably bored and married.
after talking with the 9 on the phone thur and friday, we persuade her to go on a double date and bring one of her sority sisters to a dinner on saturday (@ friday's). Once we were seated i knew.. . that the gods of pick up were messing watching and laughing, our waitress was the hottest ive ever seen eveeeeer in this establishments history Read:i eat there alot. After about 5 mins into this double date i realized that just because your in college that does not make you smart to any degree Only that mommy and daddy just wanted you out of the house. These girls were so effing stupid i may have lost IQ attempting to talk to them, and by the time we all finished eating i wanted to bludgen my head into the table repeatedly un till nothing more then a bloody stump was left on my neck... i expected intellegent conversation from these college girls. Well the whole time me and my friend are joking on these girls and they dont even get what we are doing how ever the waitress picks up on it and thinks we are great! Once the girls get up to go to the bathroom prolly to discuss whos going to screw who.
I explain my delimma to the waitress, end up #closing right infront of our dates.. lol opps, how ever they apperently didnt care too much right after that we went to my house for shots and a game of pool and ..... .... and once in the morning.
After talking to waitress for 5 or 6 days we decided to go out friday, she is great and not easy! wow a decent girl! We date several times over the next week or so things are going great i was even thinking of asking her to be my girlfriend.... ... We are at my crib watching a comedy on tv, She is sitting on my lap and things are looking like we are about to have sex for the first time when as we are making out, the comedy show on tv hits a punch line. Which causes me and her to bust out laughing and then she farts! (remeber SITING ON MY LEG!) it was really small quick fart at first, but then a 2 second pause
.... .... and then she bust out laughing again, and then she fart the most violent fart ive ever heard come out of a human, it literally made my pants leg flap like a effing bird. followed by a 5 second pause.... .... .... .... .... did you just..... um.... im sooo sorry.... .... ...um ...::nervous laugh::its ok.... then dead silence ( there is nothing worst then a aquard silence with a stench that you just cant ignore ) I could taste her fart it was pretty bad. After the comedy show was over we allready planed for her to spend the night, so i went strait to bed. At this point im compleatly turned off and just want to get threw this night as quick as possible.
I havent talked to her since, its been about 5 days im debating calling her because she was really a great girl and beautiful, but i know its going to be effing weird.
*sorry im not the best speller but you should make since or your not the best reader.
Prelude;After hiting the gym with a friend, we decide to go tan. Once at the salon we are greated by 8hb suprisingly with a great tan, 5 ft even really cute she after we talked for about 5 mins or so a 9HB pops out of one of the tanning rooms, and is immediatly snatched into our conversation with a opinion opener [btw if you havent noticed the tanning salon is a excellent place to #close beautiful women,think of the phyc behind this]. After talking with the 8&9 for about 10 mins we #numb close both, the 9 is in a sority freshmen at a local university 6ft amazing body blnd/blue eyes, The 8 is apperently miserably bored and married.
after talking with the 9 on the phone thur and friday, we persuade her to go on a double date and bring one of her sority sisters to a dinner on saturday (@ friday's). Once we were seated i knew.. . that the gods of pick up were messing watching and laughing, our waitress was the hottest ive ever seen eveeeeer in this establishments history Read:i eat there alot. After about 5 mins into this double date i realized that just because your in college that does not make you smart to any degree Only that mommy and daddy just wanted you out of the house. These girls were so effing stupid i may have lost IQ attempting to talk to them, and by the time we all finished eating i wanted to bludgen my head into the table repeatedly un till nothing more then a bloody stump was left on my neck... i expected intellegent conversation from these college girls. Well the whole time me and my friend are joking on these girls and they dont even get what we are doing how ever the waitress picks up on it and thinks we are great! Once the girls get up to go to the bathroom prolly to discuss whos going to screw who.
I explain my delimma to the waitress, end up #closing right infront of our dates.. lol opps, how ever they apperently didnt care too much right after that we went to my house for shots and a game of pool and ..... .... and once in the morning.
After talking to waitress for 5 or 6 days we decided to go out friday, she is great and not easy! wow a decent girl! We date several times over the next week or so things are going great i was even thinking of asking her to be my girlfriend.... ... We are at my crib watching a comedy on tv, She is sitting on my lap and things are looking like we are about to have sex for the first time when as we are making out, the comedy show on tv hits a punch line. Which causes me and her to bust out laughing and then she farts! (remeber SITING ON MY LEG!) it was really small quick fart at first, but then a 2 second pause
.... .... and then she bust out laughing again, and then she fart the most violent fart ive ever heard come out of a human, it literally made my pants leg flap like a effing bird. followed by a 5 second pause.... .... .... .... .... did you just..... um.... im sooo sorry.... .... ...um ...::nervous laugh::its ok.... then dead silence ( there is nothing worst then a aquard silence with a stench that you just cant ignore ) I could taste her fart it was pretty bad. After the comedy show was over we allready planed for her to spend the night, so i went strait to bed. At this point im compleatly turned off and just want to get threw this night as quick as possible.
I havent talked to her since, its been about 5 days im debating calling her because she was really a great girl and beautiful, but i know its going to be effing weird.
*sorry im not the best speller but you should make since or your not the best reader.
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