The Best Pick-Up Line EVER

[biker_gixxer]

Originally posted by DEKKA
ill say this once and ill say it a thousand times.

dont pick up women.

meet women.

the whole idea of pick-up line is really gay and puts too much emphasis and importance and "probability of success %" on the whole issue.

you don't have to worry about being rejected if you just meet women. strike up a convo with a simple hi + something you noticed about something, then just let the convo flow and get to know her thats what it's all about. don't worry about yourself or how you look, you are initially interested in the chick so find out if you wish to raise your IL in her or not talk to her again.

women can't reject you if you aren't setting yourself up for rejection. in the initial stages of a relationship why even set yourself up?

just introduce yourself, nothing fancy, and be interested while not appearing puppy-dog-faced "im ga-ga over you". maintain a surface level of straight convo and perhaps an underlying sexual tension.

for crying out loud just talk to her.

-J

Nice...

 

[Elfynne]

LOL!

This thread has been pretty funny so far. And Spike, those pickup lines were hilarious! Thanks. I haven't laughed like that in a while.

Seriously, I don't think there is anything wrong with a guy saying hi. Although hi is more ambiguous than one of those blatant pick-up lines....LOL....but it shows a friendly attitude and you are wholesomely letting the girl know that you noticed her.

Another good thing is getting into a topic of interest. Not all girls want to talk only about themselves and their lives. If you ask them about their interests and topics they feel strongly about, it can spark a fascinating conversation. Although there has to be something to make a person bring up that topic in the first place.

For example, in my freshman year of college, one of my classmates got my attention by asking about the necklace I was wearing. I love ancient Egypt, so I was wearing a Nefertiti pendant, and it turns out that he was from Sudan, right below Egypt, so he naturally had a taste for things Egyptian. This set off some interesting conversations between us. It's nice to have intellectual rapport with someone, even if nothing more comes out of it than that.

Here is something that may sound strange, with some women it may not work....but if you find a woman attractive, just be honest with her. It may not always be the best way to go about it, but there is something refreshing about it. If you go up to a woman and say something like, "Hello, I don't mean to bother you, but I just noticed you when you came in and I think you are very beautiful." It often takes a woman by surprise because she is not used to such frankness. Some may be pleased by it, others may be turned off, and some may be just plain scared. There have been a few times when guys have just walked up and told me I was pretty, and I found it very sweet and flattering, so I smiled and thanked them for the nice comment. Unfortunately for them, nothing more came out of it than that, since none of them happened to attract me in the same way, but they got me to notice them, and I will always remember their kindness and their honesty.

Sometimes if you tell them they resemble a certain celebrity, that can go either way...positive or negative. When I was in a nightclub watching my brother play with his band, this pretty young brunette kind of bewildered me by telling me I was "cute" and that I looked like Traci Lords. I smiled and said thanks, but I was a little worried, considering that Ms. Lords is a former porn star. Plus this chick must have been bisexual because she kept touching me and playing with my hair. Go figure.

"You look like Pamela Anderson" --- probably a BAD comparison to make (she will think she looks like a slut)

"You look like Michelle Pfeiffer" ---
most likely GOOD (you are letting her know she is sexy in a sophisticated way)

Hope that helps.

 

[AFCinBC]

Awsome Thread

I really like this thread but I think the Pickup Lines are taken out of contrast... extremly I mean my god its not like You say them and expect to get laid right there its all In How You Say it. NOT WHAT YOU SAY. Period damn I'm and AFC and I know this sh!t you guys... the idea is to get a laugh because SUPRISE laughing gets endophines flowing = good feelings = where you want to be. Keep um comin I love teh 1337 pickup lines. too bad I dun have none.

 

[maranathaman]

My best pickup line!

How much for "half-n-half"?

 

[superpud]

Pick-up lines are nothing more than opener's, something to get things started. Women who say they don't like pick-up lines or being picked up should be more honest. They don't like the person picking them up. It's the same with sexual harassment, if they were interested in the guy, it wouldn't be sexual harassment but rather chemistry. Women are walking contradictions, period! Granted there are general rules for dating, but most can be broken if attraction and interest is there. It's all in the communication skill, at which most people fail.

 

[Pettycoat Junction]

Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
obviously this young girl thinks she is very attractive, so her opinion represents a small minority of women, not the majority. Keep that in mind when reading her opinions.

Sad to think that if her husband had walked up to her at a party and said "Hi" they would never have met.

In our society, the guy is viewed as the sexual aggressor and most females will not make the first move... so if you see a girl you want to meet, by all means go for it. The same method will not work for all girls since all girls are not the same. So size her up, take your best shot, and be perceptive. If she's not interested, no biggie, move on.

Yup. There are a few generalizations about LuvMyArmyMan you can make.

She is young, caucasian, pretty attractive, somewhat insecure and doesn't really respect men by and large. On one hand she likes it when she manipulates men into buying her beer but she doesn't like it when men talk to her. Pretty common among very attractive women with little life experience in the art of dating. They are still in the sexual world where men eat their **** and call it chocolate cake. As long as you avoid young, pretty attractive women you can avoid this whole genre of people.

As for myself i have spent a while honing my instincts to avoid women who may be supercilious, condescending or rude. I can't stand supercilious women and my instincts are honed enough that i am alot more able to tell who is available and approachable just by a 'vibe' i get. This helps alot and everyday i get different feelings from different women. They aren't always correct but they are usually closer to the truth than i would've gotten just by guessing. I love this feeling because even though it sounds corny i trust it and when it says woman X is approachable or attainable i find she usually is more often than not. And when it says woman X is taken, a train wreck, rude or supercilious i listen to it and do not talk to them. Also my goal has never been to get laid with women, so that motivation doesn't apply to me.

btw, this is my first post here and it seems to be a good board.

 

[DJnomore]

Best pick up line.

You: Hi, (Insert question here)
Her: blah blah blah
You: (Insert conversation here that is playful but not overly sexual)
Her: Blah blah blah
You: Hey it was nice meeting you I would like to get together with you and do (some activity you talked about that she likes) Give me your digits and we can hook up sometime.

 

[AMF]

Originally posted by Elfynne
If you go up to a woman and say something like, "Hello, I don't mean to bother you, but I just noticed you when you came in and I think you are very beautiful."

"Hello, I dont mean to bother you, but Im a really weak, pathetic loser. And although you're ego is already threatening to blow out the windows, I will happily throw myself at the foot of your pedestal, in the hope that you, oh beautiful one, will acknowledge my pointless existence."

 

[Elfynne]

Originally posted by AMF
"Hello, I dont mean to bother you, but Im a really weak, pathetic loser. And although you're ego is already threatening to blow out the windows, I will happily throw myself at the foot of your pedestal, in the hope that you, oh beautiful one, will acknowledge my pointless existence."

How do you know their ego is going to "blow out the windows?" Not every good-looking person has a huge ego.

 

[karusel]

My friend told me about this best pick-up line ever, but I forgot how it goes, so can we do without one?