The Best Pick-Up Line EVER

[Spike_the_cowboy]

Ok,

So, uhm... Luv, exactly how many "friends" do you have? -- I'm guessing not too many with that attitude.

Don't flatter yourself by thinking everyone just wants to have sex with you. I talk to lots of women and I don't give a SH!T about having sex with all of them. Sometimes, believe it or not, I just like to talk. I don't have to be attracted to a woman in order to speak to her - after all, I'm talking to YOU aren't I?

LoL...

If you only talk to your friends, how the heck did you meet them in the first place?! Now, I understand how you would be disgusted by some drunk guy falling all over you, I would be too. but come on,

"But you know, most of them do casually start conversations with a girl to get to know her better, and eventually sleep with her. Well thats not gonna happen here."--Luv

I agree. It'll never happen, you cold hearted woman, you!

 

[LuvMyArmyMan]

stop being so bitter and reading too much into things.

i said at PARTIES. where guys are drunk. Obviously you've never been to a party before. Either that, or you cant read and comphrehend what i'm saying. I said, that "I was displaying my disgust for PICK-UP LINES and guys that dish them out, not guys that come up and casually start a conversation"

what does that mean to you, hm? Or are you just out to get me and dont give a crap what i say and will do anything to try to bring me down? and completley mis-read what i type?

Like i keep on saying, and obvioulsy you wont listen becuase youre head is so far up your @ss, i dont mind when guys are nice about things outside of parties. i'm not a cold-hearted woman, i just dont like it at PARTIES WHEN THEYRE DRUNK.

i recall someone saying earlier that 90% of female-male relationships arent friendships but it all goes down to sex. Now are you disagreeing with this, Spike? O-holy-and-all-knowing-and-reading-my-mind one?

and ya know what? fvck this. I dont want your approval. its obvious what an @sshole you are and how little you know about women.

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

LoL.

 

[NINJA PIMP]

My best opening lines.

"Excuse me miss, I dont mean to intrude but I have a premonition about you. (pause) I bet you give EXCELLENT head."

"Wow your ass is almost as hot as mine" (Grab hers while I grab my own.

"I dont normally talk to fat chicks, but you seem real nice"


Great stuff. Either gets me slapped or laid!

 

[LuvMyArmyMan]

i'm suuuure it does get you laid.

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

Luv, chill out. I would not want you to get mad and leave the board, or anything like that... Ok?

 

[duke007]

nice one spike

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Oohh baby, the moment I saw you my d1ck did a loop!

 

[Don Ronny]

Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
i'm suuuure it does get you laid.

Relax baby. Just cause you arent seeing any action dont mean you gotta get all prissy on us.

Go stock up on some D batteries and call up ArmyMan for some virtual fun, maybe you will be a little more cheerful afterwards.

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

I've got a few!

Are you 'Natasha', my contact?

Can I flirt with you?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Do you want to see something swell?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

Tickle your p*ssy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

Got two nipples for a dime?

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

So, you're a girl huh?... Neat.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

You make my software turn to hardware!

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

How about a math equation baby? Lets add you and me together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.


(Use your index finger to call someone over then say,) If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of my body.

 

[LuvMyArmyMan]

for once, i try to be funny, and i still get bashed. Whatever guys, there is no pleasing you.

 

[jakethasnake]

Luvmyarmyman,


It's going to be okay - just breathe. Admit that you overreacted after mis-interpreting a post. Then let's all get over this shyt.



By the way, I also think that 'Hi' is overall a very good opening line. But a better thing to do would be to add something onto the 'hi' - I really liked the "Hi, are you having fun here?" line suggested by another poster.

 

[Laurence Lombardi]

The Right Way To Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines are just a pretext for them to know you better.
Does't matter what you say as long as is funny and friendly.

Is very important that the opening line to be friendly - like you don't want to pick her up - that's very important - most of women don't like the ideea that you've come with an used pick up line with the purpose to pick them up(be sure not to seem like you want to pick them up)

How do you talk\behave with your best friends ?

That's the way you want to approach a women in order to have succes. After you've done that move to a more sexual attitude and you are on the right road.

Of course you need to be alpha and have a player state of mind but this is another thread.

Good luck !

 

[Spike_the_cowboy]

"Admit that you overreacted after mis-interpreting a post."--jakethesnake

Actually, she already did. Don't you understand ********?

Anyways, luv, your sense of humor needs some work. Also, I wasn't bashing you, I was just having a bit of fun at your expense. There is a difference, see? - I really could not help it either, because you made it soo easy!

Now, as my father used to say, SIMMER DOWN NOW!

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
omg. you guys are serioulsy pathetic.

If a guy walks up to me and says hi, i walk away. i mean, guys that use pick-up lines are pathetic! theyre all cheesy and over-used. the thing is, you DONT use pick-up lines and make her come to YOU. you be mysterious, and catch her eye from across the room and wink at her. be mysterious! Girls are smarter than you think, if a guy hits on us, we know all he wants is sex, so most of the time we just brush it off and walk away.

I remember one time this guy started hitting on me, and i was totally disgusted. I told him i was engaged and he still kept bothering me.

Pick-up lines only work if the chick is piss drunk or desperate.

This is total bullcrap. I'll bet you are also the type of girl that would say, "if he doesn't have confidence to approach me I don't want him". i don't know how many times I have heard girls say that they don't wan't a man that won't approach them.

It is obvious that you have a major problem with men approaching you. You are just a like a girl I know that thinks that every guy wants to F her.
You are not offended or disgusted by the guy that approaches you.. (after all you don't even know they guy) you more offended by your own actions. You turn these guys away because you think they can sense that you are promiscuous.. and then you get defensive.

You girls are not smart at all .. the fact is the guy that really wants sex is the guy that is catching your eye from across the room. He knows how to play it cool with you. He knows how to attract you. Gives you a half-smile and then if you smile back he makes you wait for the approach and dances with other girls.

 

[LuvMyArmyMan]

Thanks for stating the obvious! I already said i misinterpreted the post....a couple of times. Yeah, i know i can be full of crap.....but then again there are more than a few girls out there that are.....after all, we are two different sexes and genders, so do you expect me to understand everything you say and do you expect to understand everything I say? Thats just one of the differences of the sexes....and i think that this post clearly states that. Women tend to misinterpret men and men tend to misinterpret women.


By the way, guys, i think that every guy wants to f.uck me because. Its just how i think. I get a lot of unwanted sexual attention, being in college. and with the occurance of rape, its kind of believable to be paranoid about certain things...especially if one of your friends had been raped....twice. And the fact that there are sexual predators out there....Yes, i am cautious, but only because i dont want to be another victim and statistic. I dont go to school in the safest area. Yeah, small town but it can be pretty rough in some parts.

LOL @ spike.....i guess i have a hard time distinguishing basing from just casually making fun of me.....i really need to work on that. * at myself*

 

[Crank_It_Up]

Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
...By the way, guys, i think that every guy wants to f.uck me because. Its just how i think. I get a lot of unwanted sexual attention...

obviously this young girl thinks she is very attractive, so her opinion represents a small minority of women, not the majority. Keep that in mind when reading her opinions.

Sad to think that if her husband had walked up to her at a party and said "Hi" they would never have met.

In our society, the guy is viewed as the sexual aggressor and most females will not make the first move... so if you see a girl you want to meet, by all means go for it. The same method will not work for all girls since all girls are not the same. So size her up, take your best shot, and be perceptive. If she's not interested, no biggie, move on.

 

[Nooby Doo]

You guys are totally clueless.

LuvMyArmyMan is actually giving you insight into the female mind here.

It doesnt matter how attractive a girl is. They all work under the assumption that we want to sex them up. This is why pickup lines DO NOT work! You need to go in NEUTRAL, so she doesnt have an excuse to frame you as that creepy guy trying to stick his d!ck in her. (Even though you really are)

Women want to believe that seduction "just happened". Any indication that you are forcing the seduction on her (ie.."Heyyyy baby, baby." "Ohhh, I think heaven lost an angel", etc) Will just tighten up her defenses.

Pick-up lines are for wannabe DJs who think a couple of lines will do some Jedi-mind control on a girl.

Sorry guys, it aint that easy. It takes time and practice to kill that fear and develop real confidence.

But what would you know? Most of you are busy writing volumes on seduction when you should be seducing...

 

[Crank_It_Up]

Originally posted by Nooby Doo
...It doesnt matter how attractive a girl is. They all work under the assumption that we want to sex them up...

there are plenty of ugly girls that wish somebody would show them any kind of attention and would be grateful if somebody wanted to f.uck them.

luvmyarmyman's statement puts her in a much smaller minority and explains her behavior.

how a girl perceives herself comes into play on how receptive she is to your advances, or advances in general.

 

[LuvMyArmyMan]

Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
obviously this young girl thinks she is very attractive, so her opinion represents a small minority of women, not the majority. Keep that in mind when reading her opinions.

Sad to think that if her husband had walked up to her at a party and said "Hi" they would never have met.

In our society, the guy is viewed as the sexual aggressor and most females will not make the first move... so if you see a girl you want to meet, by all means go for it. The same method will not work for all girls since all girls are not the same. So size her up, take your best shot, and be perceptive. If she's not interested, no biggie, move on.

luckily we met through a mutual friend at the movies

Anyways, I dont think i'm the hottest thing since pam anderson, but I am confident about my looks. And i do get approached a lot. Haha, my friends call it a gift....the ability to score beer off of almost any guy i meet. I feel really bad doing it, but hey, if you wanna get drunk and youre underage, you gotta flirt.

Yeah, totally what Crank said, if she brushes you off, dont let it phase you. Shes probably in a relationship or a lesbian. But not all girls are like me but some i know are and its just how some women think. Like what Nooby Doo said.

about the whole seduction thing "just happening"...ITS SO TRUE! for example, on me and my man's first date at Knotts berry farm (a theme park) he just kept flirting, never hit on me, never threw cheesy one-liners at me (except to make me laugh) and just acted interested in me. he kept tickling me, hugging me, embarassing me in line, it just happened. Whether he planned it that way or not, i dont know. But he never made me feel uncomfortable, and never made the first move. He always kept me guessing if he was just being friendly or wanted more. He never kissed me, i was the one who made that move. He left me wanting more, and i'm sure i left him wanting more too. And you know what i really liked about him? His <b>confidence</b>.

Any indication that you are forcing the seduction on her (ie.."Heyyyy baby, baby." "Ohhh, I think heaven lost an angel", etc) Will just tighten up her defenses. (Nooby Doo)

right on, if she feels pressured, chances are you wont get anywhere. Not only that, but it'll make you look like a doucheb.ag.