I did this when I was starting to get a hang of this stuff. I went so overboard with the ****y thing that it was obvious I was trying way, way too hard to be "the man".
What I didn't know then, that I do now, is that WOMEN SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT. She knows you're being all tough trying to impress her, that you probably just want to sleep with her, but that you're too insecure to hold a real conversation.
Not to be too hard on you, because I was the same way. Now you know better.