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[penkitten]

its clean

 

[Interceptor]

after the boom chicka bow wow.....

 

[DavenJuan]

...TouchMeThere.

So Andy and Stud stood there mouth agaoe and said: "DO we know you?"


And TouchMeThere said "Yes, you slept me with me once. The two of yous. And then you kicked me to the curb!"

Andy and Stud looked at each other and scratched there heads and said "Was it goodf? 'cause we don't remember....... SWISH!

The sound of a sharp blade came inches away from their face as TouchMeThere screamed "Silence, you scoundrels!! I've been huntung you down for years!! Years! Now I will take my sweet revenge on you!!"

And with that she began swinging wildly at Andy and Stud , chasing after them and leaping high into the air while screaming bloodcurdling screams.


"Die! Die!! You foul , filthy bastard!! You will pay for the insult you have done to me!"


Andy and Stud found themselves in a horrible circumstance!

What a nightmare!!
TouchMethere was about to kill them! When suddenly, out of nowhere........

................................... Andy belted a loud scream "WAIIITTTT!"

full of emotional outrage, tears ran down TouchMethere's cheek while she held the blade over Andys juggler, waiting impatiently for his response..

"I do remember her" he told Stud. "she is that poster from LS that we tracked down and questioned about her strongly opinionated views"

Stud snatched the blade from TouchMethere's hand with a small but effective smile of relief said ........

 

[penkitten]

................................... Andy belted a loud scream "WAIIITTTT!"

full of emotional outrage, tears ran down TouchMethere's cheek while she held the blade over Andys juggler, waiting impatiently for his response..

"I do remember her" he told Stud. "she is that poster from LS that we tracked down and questioned about her strongly opinionated views"

Stud snatched the blade from TouchMethere's hand with a small but effective smile of relief said ........

"who the heck brought back this thread.."
but nobody responded, until....

 

[Gubby]

Gubby posted a reply -- and in doing so was cleverly able to avoid actually saying anything at all -- but..............

 

[j0n024]

Look like a fool for he was looking in the mirror and trying to see his future when all of a sudden.....

 

[Rebound Material]

Look like a fool for he was looking in the mirror and trying to see his future when all of a sudden.....

...His d!ck popped up and said...

 

[iqqi]

"Hi! My name is.. what?! My name is.. who?!
My name is.. (erbit erbit) Slim Shady!
Hi! My name is.. HUH?! My name is.. what?!
My name is.. Slim Shady!!!"





The sosuave audience applauded fanatically...

 

[Colin O'Brien]

...except for colin o'brien, who was too busy eating his bacon chocolate bar to notice anything.

Suddenly a talking box of cheerios appeared, and said...

 

[iqqi]

"Hi kids! Do you like violence?

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?"






The sosuavers applaud fanatically....

 

[Gubby]

The apocalypse happens, the universe ends and begins again, the world reappears, loads of sh'it happens and in the end we return to where we were previously, more or less, except that everyone has green skin and Oprah is God.

 

[penkitten]

The apocalypse happens, the universe ends and begins again, the world reappears, loads of sh'it happens and in the end we return to where we were previously, more or less, except that everyone has green skin and Oprah is God.

goddess..of tv that is.. and on her show today, we saw...

 

[Gubby]

goddess..of tv that is.. and on her show today, we saw...

Satan repent.... then god laughed and took his mask off to show that he was the real satan all this time.... then satan takes off his own mask to show himself as god............ then superman arrived on scene and killed them both.

Millions of catholics embark on an orgy of debauchery and sin, but then realise that it's just not fun if god's not around to tell them off.

 

[Genghis_Khan]

So Genghis Khan became the new god and conquered half the world again until Hitler came back to life and...

 

[Nighthawk]

set up the New Brotherhood Of Evil, with Dr Doom, his old pal The Pope, Osama Bin Laden, Simon Cowell, and

 

[Gubby]

G.

U.

B.

B.

Y.

iqqi can come hang out too. She can head the Ministry of Ranting and get everyone to hate enemies of teh 3vil.

 

[Sir-M]

.......... so they called george W bush over to join the club, he was so excited and rushed over immediately.. but what he didnt know was that he had been set up

 

[piranha45]

the one-finned whale! Immediately, he...

 

[penkitten]

ran out into the street to shout at ....

 

[DogFashionDisco]

a group of carolers, telling them to "keep it down". Immediately realizing that this group of carolers were in fact...