penkitten
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they used the username GODSGIFTTOWYLDFIRES2XY when they wrote the thread about ...
SoSuave writes a story. Post 1-2 sentences continuing the previous post
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mpimpin closed it immediately because this is a seduction forum about picking up women not a homosexuality forum. But right about that time a new poster showed up on the forums that reminded everyone of the real wyldfire ....
D!ck Ramsey
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Her name was iqqi, and most of us confused her for a guy, but her rampantly terrible advice gave us all confirmation of the snatch. For years she struggled to stay away from SoSuave but the lurking was inevitable. She finally caved and started posting after she realized...
DavenJuan
Master Don Juan
...that if she will not be heard, noticed or saught after in the outside walls of this forum, maybe her thoughts would be appreciated in threads.
But after posting about "guys buying women drinks and true gentlemen buys flowers" and recieving no positive feedback, iqqi decided to convert back to her original true form which we all know as Manny Ramirez.
Now in her true form as Man-Ram.. she went on a venture to conquer all women and baseball when ......
But after posting about "guys buying women drinks and true gentlemen buys flowers" and recieving no positive feedback, iqqi decided to convert back to her original true form which we all know as Manny Ramirez.
Now in her true form as Man-Ram.. she went on a venture to conquer all women and baseball when ......
DavenJuan
Master Don Juan
the sgt. of Man-Rams mangina minions David Ortz a.k.a Big Papi. Right before the battle took place he realized that Andy looked quite familiar.
Years prior Andy and Big Papi shared a drink at a bar and discussed the influence that SoSuave has had on both their lives.
This caused a dilemna between the two armies, so Big Papi decided to......
Years prior Andy and Big Papi shared a drink at a bar and discussed the influence that SoSuave has had on both their lives.
This caused a dilemna between the two armies, so Big Papi decided to......
penkitten
Master Don Juan
contact allen immediately. and when he did...
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
..all frakin' Hell broke lose!
An army of ZOmbies ose up from the graves and randomly attacked unsucpecting innocent people! Hordes and hordes of the Devil's minions came lurching hungrily at any perosn they saw, reaching for their them with their rotted, skeeltion like claws and sharp fangs! With a taste for flesh ,they cam upon Penkitten!
"Oh no!Penkitten's in dnager! Wemust rescue her!'
As Penkitten was trapped inside the Sefora boutique counter, with dozens of rotting, reeking flesh erating zombie began scratching her lusting for her flesh, her now bare, and bountiful bosoms boucning in the melee!
"Get away from me, you hideous Zombies! Someone please save me!"
After Inteceptor came crashing in through the window, and unleashed his 12 gauge Boom Stick!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
They were dropping like flies. otted piesef of corpses went flying into the air!
When poised, suave ,and debonair Interceptor scooped up Penkitten and latched on to the rope form the ceiling and said "Hail to the King, baby!!!"
And all of a sudden the rope snapped!
And suddenly........
An army of ZOmbies ose up from the graves and randomly attacked unsucpecting innocent people! Hordes and hordes of the Devil's minions came lurching hungrily at any perosn they saw, reaching for their them with their rotted, skeeltion like claws and sharp fangs! With a taste for flesh ,they cam upon Penkitten!
"Oh no!Penkitten's in dnager! Wemust rescue her!'
As Penkitten was trapped inside the Sefora boutique counter, with dozens of rotting, reeking flesh erating zombie began scratching her lusting for her flesh, her now bare, and bountiful bosoms boucning in the melee!
"Get away from me, you hideous Zombies! Someone please save me!"
After Inteceptor came crashing in through the window, and unleashed his 12 gauge Boom Stick!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
They were dropping like flies. otted piesef of corpses went flying into the air!
When poised, suave ,and debonair Interceptor scooped up Penkitten and latched on to the rope form the ceiling and said "Hail to the King, baby!!!"
And all of a sudden the rope snapped!
And suddenly........
D!ck Ramsey
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The Interceptor woke up.
He had fallin asleep in grammar class again!
Hims had to lurn some more so he stayed after class for extra credit. Luckily the substitute teacher was a hot petit blonde with humongous titties. She kept leaning over him and letting her bodacious ta-tas brush his shoulder.
Finally he couldn't take it any longer. He just had to...
He had fallin asleep in grammar class again!
Hims had to lurn some more so he stayed after class for extra credit. Luckily the substitute teacher was a hot petit blonde with humongous titties. She kept leaning over him and letting her bodacious ta-tas brush his shoulder.
Finally he couldn't take it any longer. He just had to...
penkitten
Master Don Juan
scream out " I AM CORNHOLEO I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHO"
which made the big bosomed teacher upset and she sent him to the principal's office, where he encountered....
which made the big bosomed teacher upset and she sent him to the principal's office, where he encountered....
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/e/ec/Famke1.jpg
Famke Jansen!
Famke Jansen:"Well.....I see you were being a bad boy. And now ...you need to be....punished."
As she played with her hair, and seductively stood up and walked around her desk.
Interceptor, slowly looked around and said in his inimitable, and trademarked "swaggering style" TM :
"I've been a bad boy."
Famke: "Yes..you are a bad, bad boy. Aren't you?"
As she slowly began to undress before him...
And whispered into Interceptor's ear: "But I'm a bad, bad girl. And I need to be punished too. Won't you ....spank.............me?"
To Be Continued.......
Famke Jansen!
Famke Jansen:"Well.....I see you were being a bad boy. And now ...you need to be....punished."
As she played with her hair, and seductively stood up and walked around her desk.
Interceptor, slowly looked around and said in his inimitable, and trademarked "swaggering style" TM :
"I've been a bad boy."
Famke: "Yes..you are a bad, bad boy. Aren't you?"
As she slowly began to undress before him...
And whispered into Interceptor's ear: "But I'm a bad, bad girl. And I need to be punished too. Won't you ....spank.............me?"
To Be Continued.......
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Famke-Janssen/Famke-Janssen-6.JPG
Famke Jansen says: "Stay away from him, girls. Interceptor is MINE!!! All mine!"
Famke Jansen says: "Stay away from him, girls. Interceptor is MINE!!! All mine!"
D!ck Ramsey
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Then the Interceptor woke up again, this time in a strange bed he didn't recognize. He turned to his left and realized horror of horrors, an HB1 warpig heffer weighing in at roughly 300 lbs. He remembered how drunk he had gotten last night and started to feel sick when...
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
obese woman
interceptor was than squashed to death by the large woman, but died happy as it was his fantasy to have a large woman on top of him.
interceptor was than squashed to death by the large woman, but died happy as it was his fantasy to have a large woman on top of him.
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLFKmK6OZ50
After being squashed to death by a fabulously sexy full figured woman, she immediately performed CPR and resucitated Interceptor. And after reviving him ,she immediately hopped on the treadmill and.....
After being squashed to death by a fabulously sexy full figured woman, she immediately performed CPR and resucitated Interceptor. And after reviving him ,she immediately hopped on the treadmill and.....
TheSplat
Master Don Juan
started powerwalking. After a few minutes she said "Interceptor, there's something you should know. You now have herpes."...
DavenJuan
Master Don Juan
HB1s ego stepped out of the closet and spoke....
" Hello, my fellow friends... its been such a long time since we have been face to face"
after the small creature spoke, andy finally realized that he was speaking to his former lover named....
" Hello, my fellow friends... its been such a long time since we have been face to face"
after the small creature spoke, andy finally realized that he was speaking to his former lover named....
Interceptor
Master Don Juan
...TouchMeThere.
So Andy and Stud stood there mouth agaoe and said: "DO we know you?"
And TouchMeThere said "Yes, you slept me with me once. The two of yous. And then you kicked me to the curb!"
Andy and Stud looked at each other and scratched there heads and said "Was it goodf? 'cause we don't remember....... SWISH!
The sound of a sharp blade came inches away from their face as TouchMeThere screamed "Silence, you scoundrels!! I've been huntung you down for years!! Years! Now I will take my sweet revenge on you!!"
And with that she began swinging wildly at Andy and Stud , chasing after them and leaping high into the air while screaming bloodcurdling screams.
"Die! Die!! You foul , filthy bastard!! You will pay for the insult you have done to me!"
Andy and Stud found themselves in a horrible circumstance!
What a nightmare!!
TouchMethere was about to kill them! When suddenly, out of nowhere........
So Andy and Stud stood there mouth agaoe and said: "DO we know you?"
And TouchMeThere said "Yes, you slept me with me once. The two of yous. And then you kicked me to the curb!"
Andy and Stud looked at each other and scratched there heads and said "Was it goodf? 'cause we don't remember....... SWISH!
The sound of a sharp blade came inches away from their face as TouchMeThere screamed "Silence, you scoundrels!! I've been huntung you down for years!! Years! Now I will take my sweet revenge on you!!"
And with that she began swinging wildly at Andy and Stud , chasing after them and leaping high into the air while screaming bloodcurdling screams.
"Die! Die!! You foul , filthy bastard!! You will pay for the insult you have done to me!"
Andy and Stud found themselves in a horrible circumstance!
What a nightmare!!
TouchMethere was about to kill them! When suddenly, out of nowhere........
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his ex boyfriends girlfriend. She was, oh so hot. He ran over her and she died soon after.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
so he sang polly wally doodle all day
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