So I wanna shag this dude right.....

[ShortyBrown]

OK sorry about this post, the forum is running slow from my end and I am getting all buggered up

OK, while that dude that got me all hot and bothered from my journalism class moved away, I went out on a date last Tuesday with a cute guy I met through work. He's a cool fella and the chemistry was spot on, which surprised me a little as I thought that if we took things out of the setting that we're both used to, things would shift.
At the end of the date, we were taking about sex and he's all like "that's deep y'know? i'd rather get a little head or something from someone who I'm not sure about than phuck em." that had a few bulls-hit meters going off in my head obviously, as he's a good looking, horny 24 year old dude. However it's beenfive goddamn months and I am wanting to get a little bedroom action. Should I ahem, ride it out a little longer and see where things go? or be a little agressive about things?

 

[coh]

Ok..

 

[TesuqueRed]

Be aggressive.

How do you anticipate doing that?

Do you expect to set up a situation and hope that he "gets it" and takes lead? That should work.

It may not be enough, though, so prepare on escalating it immediately--force a response outta him!

Do that (escalating) by pulling him into a bedroom or the back seat and ripping his shirt off while mashing..uh, kissing him erotically. You want to get reamed, right? If he doesn't get a clue at this point, reach for the belt, and keep reaching after that. If he resists or is afraid, ask him if he's gay and that you would understand if he was--you could still be friends. Chances are that with the shirt-ripping move, you and he won't be in any state to discuss sexual orientation beyond who gets to be on top.

Oh, let us know how it goes...

 

[vdk]

Ok..

 

[princelydeeds]

Why are women SOOOOOOOO stupid???? You owe me money for the 3 minutes i wasted reading this post. Any woman who can't get laid has serious problems.

TesuqueRed do you seriously wanna hear how she banged some other dude? This chick is a serious ATTENTION VVH0RE!!!

 

[Hot Ice]

Originally posted by princelydeeds
Why are women SOOOOOOOO stupid???? You owe me money for the 3 minutes i wasted reading this post. Any woman who can't get laid has serious problems.

Haha, indeed.
Of course if the woman is at least average.

 

[Tris]

Yeah don't worry he's ready

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by princelydeeds


TesuqueRed do you seriously wanna hear how she banged some other dude? This chick is a serious ATTENTION VVH0RE!!!

speaking of, have any of you seen the askmen forums, particulary the love and relationship?.

Ohhhh my, I tried helping some dudes there, regular stuff like "help my gf is seeing 3 other guys, but i really love her what can i do?".
Lets just say dont bother wasting your time, you tell it like it is and exactly what they should do, then common sense gets drowned out by 10 chicks and 10 AFCs all chanting sh!t like "just be yourself blah blah" , followed by another 10 AFCs jousting for internet alphaness, which inturn leads to a gazillion attention vvhores saying sh!t like "Oooooooooh im Soooo horny, what shall i do? *twists hair with fingers*

save yourself the hassle, good for a laugh at first but that quickly turns to frustration at how pathetic most peoples views really are when it comes to chicks and guys.

 

[squirrels]

LOL...this is funny. You WANT him to f--k you, but you don't want to f--k HIM.

Sounds like this guy is either a little AFC or just not interested in you. Whether you encourage him or not is up to you. I say break into his room and when he comes home, be laying on his bed spread-eagle with a porno on the TV and a cucumber stuck halfway up your cooch. That'll get the message across.

 

[Silquee Smoove]

whoa..whoa..whoa...whoa.!!

This better be a chick that's posting under ShortyBrown, because I am not going to read about some homo stories on sosuave.com.

That gay sh!t belongs at http://www.stileproject.com

Keep it straight, no guy on guy action it's just plain nasty.

 

[Player_Supreme]

Four long assed months. Dayum! Ok here's what you do:

1. go to your bank and withdrawl all of your money
2. go get a plane ticket for Sacramento California
3. Hop on that flight and I will pick you up when you arrive.
4. I will make love to you like no man has ever even come close to. I will take you deep into that place and rock you until you fall asleep. I will kiss you from head to toe. Tickle you in all those places....and believe me I will find every sensitive spot on your body...I will make love to you and take you higher than you've ever been before...


Or:

You can suck that guy's dyck for him to get this crap started. The sex will be medocre at best. Any fool who want's head off the bat must have a problem connecting to women. How insensitive and unpassionate can you f*cking get.

Or:

You can hold out for a hero. A man who will want to make love to you and cuddle with you afterwards and talk all into the night. Eat pizza at 3am after making love...watch movies with you...even those movies men hate....

 

[iqqi]

Originally posted by TesuqueRed
Be aggressive.

Do that (escalating) by pulling him into a bedroom or the back seat and ripping his shirt off while mashing..uh, kissing him erotically

mmmm...and you talk dirty....(sigh, wink)

YEAH BABEEEEE!

 

[Kwah]

Ride him like a pony!!!!

 

[Kodiac]

Agressive baby!!!!!

Nothing like having a chick who's not afraid to go for what she wants - and if it's sex, even better.

Doing this sets u apart from 99% of the chicks out there.
Then there's the sl*ts, but i wont go there

 

[Ice Cold]

I think this is a troll (flamer)
I think he's gay

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FALAMING!"

Homer Simpson

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by princelydeeds
Why are women SOOOOOOOO stupid???? You owe me money for the 3 minutes i wasted reading this post. Any woman who can't get laid has serious problems.

TesuqueRed do you seriously wanna hear how she banged some other dude? This chick is a serious ATTENTION VVH0RE!!!

OMFG!!! I was just waiting for someone to say this!!!! THANKYOU!!!! I am so happy that someone called me on my attention w-horeishness because I was waiting and waiting and waiting for someone to recognise it. I take it you can't get laid either huh?

Playa-do I have to get a connection at L.A, or does Sacramento have an international airport?

Normally, I would've taken the agressive apporach, I have known him over a month so it's not like I am jumping into something with someone I have just met, but the whole "sex is deep" speech threw me. I thought about it and perhaps he is after something serious, which I do not. I dunno. I am just climbing the walls here.

 

[Shiftkey]

He probably gave you the "sex is deep" talk because he thinks it's what you want to hear. If he finds you attractive and he's not gay, he won't have a problem with you being aggressive...

 

[Kwah]

RIDE HIM LIKE A PONY!!!!

 

[ShortyBrown]

can't deal

So I call him up. I spell it out for him that I want his azz. This is what I get (and I s-hit you not people this is what he said) "look, you and I had some fun but this is honestly just not in my nature. I am drawing the line here. " oooook.
So I am drawing a few conslusions:

1. He hasn't come out.
2. He is a scared little boy.
3. He one of these idiots with a small d-ick that cannot handle a female that goes after someone that she wants without taking it to mean that she is a psycho stalker who has invites to the wedding printed already.
If he could've said straight up after our date that the feeling wasn't mutual I could say cool. But the mofo couldn't help himself and had to go on an ego trip. Ah well.

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

or

4. He found someone more attractive than you.

Sorry..someone had to say it.