SHUT THE F*CK UP... obey your d*ck

[Jon55]

IM sorry but this methodology is very unnatural and ignores the classic Homo Sapiens three segment mating behaviour as described by mystery.

You are supposed to create attraction(C1) by raising your social value and using the correct set familiarization mechanics. Then after carefully analysing the reaction of the group, attempt to isolate target and begin comfort phase C2, using time warp and location change methods to avoid LMR and buyers remorse. Only after evaluating her response in C2, should you let your dik take over in a controlled manner during seduction phase C3.

C2 is pretty over-rated if you ask me. Give me some A1 anyday of the week. :rockon:

 

[Jon55]

Bump.

Every time I read these stupid tips on "opening" or "closing" or any other BS term like that I think of this thread. Enough with the corny templets. That's not how the real world works.

 

[DJ Miquelo]

BOTH NEED A LONG HARD ****!!!!

uberpost alert lol

excellent work man

 

[Jakes21]

Lol im bookmarking this post.great post

 

[TizZle]

I could read this post everyday day and it would never get old

 

[DJDamage]

Epic post.

 

[Don Israel]

"Do you map out a gameplan before taking a piss? NO YOU ****FACE!!!!"

- That was also priceless. It's a little off the meter, but that's the truth.

 

[Bongulated]

Best post on here.

 

[Captain Harlock]

I think following this advice would most likely get you into jail.

 

[Captain Harlock]

what, you mean your **** can't talk?

 

[GQ_Confidence_1]

Great points.

I'll add...

-Live like you have a d*ck! This is the problem for those 18-25 that aren't getting anything. What would a guy your age be doing everyday?

-Looking at porn.
-Looking at girl websites.
-Going to the beach and looking at girls.

This is how natural guys act, guys that dont need this site. Doesnt mean you have to become someone that you arent. Like running c&f if that isnt your personality.

When I was at my worst...highschool, early college, I wasnt doing any of that. It's *bad*. Or, it's not good. Or...you wouldnt do that everyday, would you? So you retreat to your comics, star wars, dungeons and dragons, online games, etc.

Follow your d*ck. Your d*ck is telling you to look at those girls on the beach, maybe every time you go there. It's not telling you to retreat to star wars conventions all summer.

What would a guy with a d*ck be doing if a girl called him? He wouldnt be going over routines. He wouldnt ask his question on the internet, ohmygosh...should I wait 10 seconds after she calls? How should I respond if she coughs?

Part of being a guy is her seeing your spontaneity. She needs to see that you can go places and do things, without her. Girls pick up on that instantly. Is this guy running a routine he just learned over the internet? Or, does he have a real life and he actually does things on his own?

You can actually turn her on as a guy. I know it may sound ridiculous to state such a thing, but when you're in a nervous/shy state, you dont think like that.

I think a lot of guys are honestly scared of turning on a girl, and the consequences/follow up of that. I know I was. Whether its being unprepared for sex, scared of disappointing her, scared of something going wrong. Every guy has to figure those things out on their own. But it shouldnt prevent you from at least getting out and interacting with girls, and getting out of a desperation state. You dont have to let it ruin your life.

 

[nismo-4]

Damn, they didn't block out the curse words!

Thank f**kin' god!

This post gets 10 stars on a 5 star scale!

 

[Jon55]

This really needs to be stickied. I see threads about guys talking about stupid crap like what kinds of shoes to wear, good lord stop making it so complicated. Every newbie needs to read this before being allowed to post.


I just came across this:

You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice.

 

[realsmoothie]

Bump, if only because I re-read this every once in a while for fun and profit.

 

[DJDamage]

Bump.

 

[Buddha_Mind]

Look, getting fvcked is necessary, but there definitely can be other things a person enjoys

Conversation?

(**** was that the inner-AFK in me trying to push through before I smother his ass out?)




Good post, definitely made me laugh -- wouldn't be the same without the caps and all of the mother****ing goddamn stars.

 

[Buddha_Mind]

**** **** Mother****er!!!

favorite quote of this entire thread.

 

[snowdog]

We've heard it a thousand times... "Men are constantly thinking with the wrong head."

WHAT A STEAMING PILE OF HORSESHIT!

If all men thought with their dicks this entire forum wouldn't exist. But society has completely fucked us over. Right now we have three types of people: men, women, and women with dicks. Unfortunately the men are being emasculated so quickly that pretty soon we'll be back to just two types of people, and both will be women.

SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT!

Start thinking with your penis. Your penis doesn't have time for all the bullshit head games you play with yourself. When you see a hot girl, your penis knows exactly what to do. Your penis doesn't give a flying fuck about how unattractive you are or how you might feel if you get rejected. Your penis just wants you to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET IN HER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! SO QUIT PHILOSOPHIZING, GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE, AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR SHIT!!!!

For men, picking up women should be business as usual. Sex is a maintenance call, just like getting thirsty or having to take a piss. Do you map out a gameplan before taking a piss? NO YOU SHITFACE!!!! YOU JUST FUCKING DO IT!!!! QUIT WASTING TIME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR SHIT!!!!

The entire propogation of our species depends on men and women fucking each other. Men want to fuck women hard, and women want to get fucked hard. And so the world turns, and life continues. But now more than ever, men are running around like chickens with their fucking balls cut off. They think they have to beat her at a mental game of chess before she'll let him bend her over and fuck her into screaming, uncontrollable orgasms that send her to a new realm of ecstacy and sexual bliss. Well guess what? IT'S NOT NECESSARY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! QUIT BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, LISTEN TO YOUR DICK, AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!

The next time you see a female who tickles your fancy, you may ask yourself, "what would my penis do?"

YOUR PENIS WOULD MARCH THE FUCK OVER THERE AND TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS, MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Speaking of business, your business and her business ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING! YOU BOTH NEED A LONG HARD FUCK!!!! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT IT'S NOT UP TO HER TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. SHE NEEDS A MAN TO DO IT FOR HER BECAUSE THE MAN IS THE ONE WHO GETS SHIT DONE!!!!

Have you ever seen a woman you thought was so hot that you could just fuck her until you passed out from exhaustion? Me too. Did you suddenly freeze up before you approached her because you didn't know what you would say? Me neither, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A STUPID FUCKING THING TO DO, SMARTASS!!!! LET YOUR GODDAMNED DICK DO THE TALKING AND THE REST WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF.

FUCK!


-dbot

hahaha good ****

 

[PappyS]

Following the direction of Captain Penis can actually work. I've tried it. It is a de facto seduction technique because straight forward aggressiveness equals social status.

You just have to be careful because Captain Penis is sometimes a little too eager for his own good. Sometimes he needs to be reeled in a little bit for his, and your, own protection.

 

[DJ_Tekinkel]

Hahahaha this post cracked me up! Legendary post