We've heard it a thousand times... "Men are constantly thinking with the wrong head."
WHAT A STEAMING PILE OF HORSESHIT!
If all men thought with their dicks this entire forum wouldn't exist. But society has completely fucked us over. Right now we have three types of people: men, women, and women with dicks. Unfortunately the men are being emasculated so quickly that pretty soon we'll be back to just two types of people, and both will be women.
SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT!
Start thinking with your penis. Your penis doesn't have time for all the bullshit head games you play with yourself. When you see a hot girl, your penis knows exactly what to do. Your penis doesn't give a flying fuck about how unattractive you are or how you might feel if you get rejected. Your penis just wants you to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET IN HER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! SO QUIT PHILOSOPHIZING, GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE, AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR SHIT!!!!
For men, picking up women should be business as usual. Sex is a maintenance call, just like getting thirsty or having to take a piss. Do you map out a gameplan before taking a piss? NO YOU SHITFACE!!!! YOU JUST FUCKING DO IT!!!! QUIT WASTING TIME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR SHIT!!!!
The entire propogation of our species depends on men and women fucking each other. Men want to fuck women hard, and women want to get fucked hard. And so the world turns, and life continues. But now more than ever, men are running around like chickens with their fucking balls cut off. They think they have to beat her at a mental game of chess before she'll let him bend her over and fuck her into screaming, uncontrollable orgasms that send her to a new realm of ecstacy and sexual bliss. Well guess what? IT'S NOT NECESSARY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! QUIT BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, LISTEN TO YOUR DICK, AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
The next time you see a female who tickles your fancy, you may ask yourself, "what would my penis do?"
YOUR PENIS WOULD MARCH THE FUCK OVER THERE AND TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS, MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Speaking of business, your business and her business ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING! YOU BOTH NEED A LONG HARD FUCK!!!! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT IT'S NOT UP TO HER TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. SHE NEEDS A MAN TO DO IT FOR HER BECAUSE THE MAN IS THE ONE WHO GETS SHIT DONE!!!!
Have you ever seen a woman you thought was so hot that you could just fuck her until you passed out from exhaustion? Me too. Did you suddenly freeze up before you approached her because you didn't know what you would say? Me neither, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A STUPID FUCKING THING TO DO, SMARTASS!!!! LET YOUR GODDAMNED DICK DO THE TALKING AND THE REST WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF.
FUCK!
-dbot