Originally posted by DEKKA
good luck playa
Thanks, but I don't need it, I'm just good... about the rest that you said. Its so true, too many guys are pissed as shyt when some a*shole tries to scare em a little and these guys don't know what to do. You gotta remember, you call their bluff, and they'll back off. I'm kinda big + guys know I do martial arts so I don't have to worry about people trying sh*t on me anymore. However, its good to know "mental judo" too, like disarming a guy's
mental retardation manifested through overly agressive behavior verbally. I've said these lines before and I've seen guys back off:
#1
A*shole (high-school) who liked to pick fights with me (because he was intimidated that my IQ and penis size were 2x his despite his larger biceps). He was VERY MUSCULAR and despite my martial arts prowess I couldn't see myself winning the fight unless I did some bone-breaking moves and that seemed worse than losing the fight. Here's what I said:
"Look, Dan, you wanna fight with me? Thats cool. Go ahead. I'm sure you'll win the fight... but I don't back down easily. I guarantee you I'll break a ƒucking bone or two in your body before I go down. So is a broken bone or two really worth winning this fight to you?"
He was all surprised and backed off.
#2
Party, dancing with some chick, some a*shole/malec*ckblocker/bf walks up to me and grabs me by the biceps and tries to pull. I keep my arm just where it is (strong enough to resist his pull) and turn and say to him:
"You wanna play with muscle? Thats cool. Just know I have more of them than you do."
He backed off.
#3
Sophomore year in High School, guy from other school is pissed at me because we're both chasing the same girl, he wants to fight:
"What, try me, b!tch. I'll guarantee I'll ƒuck you up. And even if you did win, what the ƒuck would that get you, it would just let [girl's name] know what a ƒucked up psycho you are."
He backed off too.
All in all, its important to have brass cojones and to never get scared. Remember, don't let anything faze you and call their bullsh!t. However, its important to look dead-serious, this is not a line, I made sure the other guy saw I was serious when I said it.