Shezzler Bootcamp

toddC

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Day 1 (altered version):

My 3 friends and I went to the mall and I decided to tell them about what I was giong to do and they wanted to join. So for 3 hours straight we went around saying hi to random HB's and I thougth it went well...Heres some examples we did.

HB8 - I approach her. She worked in Nordstrom.
Me: Hey, is Nicole working today?
Her: No, I don't think a Nicole works here.
Me: Ohh okay, she must work upstairs then, by the way I'm todd
Her: I'm Rikki, nice to meet you todd
(Shakes hands)
My friends: Todd comeon were gunan be late.
Me: Okay, well nice meeting you Rikki, see ya later.

THats pretty much how most of the hi's went. All in all my friends and I got 33/50 which I don't think is too bad of a # :cheer:
 

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Phone hit up

HB7

Me- Hey whats up HHHHHBBBBBBBBB7, i was just thinking about u and just thought i hit u up.
HB7- ohhhhhhh hey whats up
Me-Nothing much , just got off work, what are you up to?
HB7- nothing just got done swimming
Me-Yeah we gotta do that sometime
HB7- what?
ME-go swimming..
HB7 ohh okay,,,well ill call you back.

i came on her too fast im afraid, i guess i gotta cut her loose
 

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Entering bootcamp...

Hey Shezzler

I've just registered in the forum and I was looking for someone to guide me, to be my mentor!
And there it was, Shezzler's Bootcamp !!!

Lucky enough to be here the right moment. I will start the the following Monday. Untill then I will continue my reading and start warming up with the "hi" staff (i can't wait :D ).
I don't promice I get the "Hi" numbers you said, since I hardly see 10-20 stragers per day (including men :( ). But I'll give my best.

the_afc is entering Shezzler's bootcamp ....
 

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It would be nice to see some easier bootcamps, a lot of people here can barely say hi to 1 person never mind 50 im wondering if there is a step down from saying hi, maybe just eye contact. But I love your bootcamp matey it's good stuff. Im going to try that when I get to university, too little people where I live :(. Have to wait it out and make most of it when I get chance to go somewhere busier.
 

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Me: Ok girl -go get some new shoes on me - i give her 50p
Buh bye
nice, i feel like trying this sometime if i'm in a real pissy mood.
Me: Whats up ladies - it looks like someones died over here
Hb7: My grandma just past away - weve come out to try and forget about it.
Me: hahahahahahahah - good one
HB7: No! seriously - she died yesterday
Me:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
seriously, man, this was hilarious. once i have said something like "you look like your dog just died / got hit by a car" if she looks unhappy, boring

nice job on the 3 numbers...still good nonetheless. :woo:
 
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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Article For the Bootcampers = Yall mite have already read this - but ill post it any way...a lil piece of my mind!
no, i hadn't read it...but awesome post. you should post that in tips

but yeah, i think your bootcamp is a bit fast paced, but i'm liking the challenge. so, i squeezed in 3 approaches today...but two were on girls i'd already approached. i didn't sleep last night and that may have been a factor for my sh!tty approaches.

approach1 (same hb8 i'd approached 3rd on my first day...who was older than me)

again i notice her sitting by herself reading something. i go up, say "hey" she recognized me, and greets me "heyy" i mostly didn't say much because she was studying. but, i did ask her name...because last time, i remember i didn't actually ask her name...she asked mine though. i feel like i was rude about that...and i don't think she's much interested anymore.

but, before she left to take her test, i said

me: what are you doing tomorrow after class? ...do you wanna have lunch?
her: hm...(thought for a few seconds, and said...) ok, sure, i'll probably see you around here after class

despite her seeming interested that first day, i doubt she is anymore. she didn't smile or anything. eh, i'll give it a go anyway, atleast i'll have some company for lunch, if nothing else, some good social proof.

approach2 hb blonde, 8

i was walking down some stairs and she is with her back to me, unlocking her bike from the rack. i passed her by slightly, turned around and said "hey" i was so tired today, i don't even remember what i said. something like this i guess...

me: do you ride bike? (yes, i even said it in choppy english like that, that i do remember)
her: yes
me: that's good, i can see you're in shape (clearly checking her out in the tight biker shorts...she had a really hot body)

i noticed she doesn't speak english very well, and didn't seem interested anyway.

me: yeah...that's good, excercise is good (i am such a gawking idiot)...oh, did you hear lance armstrong won his 7th tour de france?
her: who?
me: lance armstrong
her: i'm sorry...i don't know who you are talking about
me: what? you don't know lance armstrong?

i swear she was even wearing a yellow strength bracelet. but she seemed like a foreigner, her english was terrible to understand. so i explained who lance armstrong is, and she said "thanks, that's nice to know" and smiled. i just left.

approach3 (same hb8 shy girl from day1)

me: hey
her: heyy
(seemed more relaxed that she recognized me)

i've seen her a lot, and she's always by her damn self too. so we fluff talk about school...and i ask what she's doing for break. she's going on a trip. i would have asked if she'd like to hang out or something, but didn't because she won't be here. eh, who cares. then i parted and left. i felt really tired today, and still am. i gotta catch some zzzs.

i got in a bunch of hi's like 15-16. just trying to do approaches, despite being tired, made me feel kind of more energized.

...so, thanks for the boost.
 

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Shezz is the man.
 

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I think you were walking on thin ice as it was, hitting on girl at your work...maybe concentrate more on the babes outside of work. Anyways it's great to see people actually playing the field.
 

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I get you, it was your boss who did it, but I was saying he could have penalized you and righfully so (even if there was no personal history between him and the girl at ur work) due to no-relationships-between-coworkers policies many companies enforce these days.
 

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Originally posted by Magico
I get you, it was your boss who did it, but I was saying he could have penalized you and righfully so (even if there was no personal history between him and the girl at ur work) due to no-relationships-between-coworkers policies many companies enforce these days.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Ok, so that was your girl and her boss AMOGed you? Is that it?
:crackup: :crackup:
j/k man, sorry about that, I got confused cause the example was written in the first person.
 

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hey shezzler

hey mr. shezzler sir what's your technique for successfully establishing eye contact with a girl. I mean you first establish eye contact before saying hi, do you?
 

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i did two approaches yesterday, but i'm still a bit rusty. i approached another 3 set today. i'll add it to my ongoing FR thread. i've got some practice, but i'm working at it.

looks like you're doing pretty good though, shezz.
 

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well good luck tapping that ass...

good job sarging too

whoa, you drink a lot...that's cool though, but just don't drink so much that it hurts your game...i gotta watch myself on that

i've been doing tons of approaches in the daytime, but i don't write them up anymore ...but i haven't been trying to close all of them either, so it's not like it warrants an FR anyway

but, i'm going clubbing tonight, i'll see if i can do better than last time, and i'll surely post an FR to get feedback. and possibly tomorrow i'll wing with some guy from VAC lair...maybe an FR on that too.

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edit: i was going to go...but my friend is an idiot, so he ended up not coming...i don't have transportation either, so...fvck that, i'll keep sarging on campus

actually, last few approaches have not been bad, and i'm slowly getting my social "circle" going
 
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sarge on!!
 

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I'm in yesterday b1tches!
:D

Thursday 29th September:

Approach 1:

I walk into the canteen at coll and i sees this fine as blonde (HB 8) walk in pat me and sit down
I follow and go to sit at the next table, but then my mind 'Shezzles'

Me: Hey! Whats up?
HB8: Not much
Me: Whats all this? (I point at the papers)
HB8: Just work and stuff
Me: Ahh work. Always the last thing on my mine (i smiles with the heavy eye contact)
Me: What is it?
HB8: What?
ME: The work. You really are a blonde (smile)
HB8: Laughs, Thats not fair
Me: I was kiddin...you really ARE blonde
HB8: Laughs again
I look at the work and see its Film and Media
ME: Your a film buff huh?
HB8: Nah. I wanna do journalism
Me: Cool. Journalists are good writer though (smile and wink)
HB8: Well i do try
Me: I'm sure you do
Prolonged eye contact
Me:Seein as your a good writer you could write your number down for me just to prove it ofcourse (smile and wink)
HB8: I have a boyfriend

Now i forget who said this but...i give them credit for it

Me: well thats why i asked for YOUR phone number, why on earth would i want his!
HB8: I'm sorry. He won't like it
Me: Well he never need know does he
HB8: Sorry
Me: Its no prob...i gotta get to class (Next methinks)

She was SOooo hot. No use pinin over it now.

All youze guys on da field .
Have fun and get it done.
 

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WOOOOP JIZA101 SIGNING UP :cool: Ill start tommoro, its 9:21pm atm, most of my approaches will be in the daytime at uni and on the street, im scared ****less. Club game will come on Saturday. Ill have a few reports for you soon :cool: Any words that will give me a good kick in the ass shoot me with, im ready :cheer:
 

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Yeah Dude Count Me In! This Will Be Tough Considering I Live In WV But I'll Get My Hi's In At School I Guess! But If THis Stuff works Lets Do It. Quick Question, How Does This Compare To The Other Bible???
 
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