Response to a Feminist???

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
That's it. You got me. I confess.

It wasn't at all hard to figure out in the first place, pretty obvious

 

[bugsquish]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
Awww... I got mentioned... the attention ***** in me is beaming with pride.

But I didn't in your reply

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
But seriously, thanks (unless there's some sarcasm happening there?) As I always say on this site, I KNOW WHERE I AM... I'm not going to be like "oh no someone said something sexist, let me defend the female gender"... Its all good.

My sarcasm is a bit more obvious than that Bubu. And I did notice that you don't call the feminist hordes to arms when someone makes a sexist comment. I bet that REALLY pisses the sexists off

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

bugsquish

But I didn't in your reply

Ooops. Sorry bugsquish. I'm so so sorry bugsquish. Bugsquish I should have mentioned the name bugsquish in my reply to the post written by bugsquish. Thank you for mentioning me bugsquish. Bugsquish. bugsquish bugsquish bugsquish... (just in case I forget again).

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by myfriendblu
It wasn't at all hard to figure out in the first place, pretty obvious

I could post a link to my picture, but I'm afraid too many guys on this site that don't realize I am their "sweet virgin girlfriend" will recognize me and the jig will be up! hee hee

 

[bugsquish]

That's better. Good girl

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by bugsquish
That's better. Good girl

As a feminist, I am offended by the use of the word "girl"... at 24 I should be called a woman. And I certainly don't need approval from a male sexist chauvinist pig. Hmph!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahaha..... that was hard. I don't know how those feminists do it!! Okay, before I get tons of hate mail... I will clarify for those guys who might misunderstand this post because they read this post without reading all the above posts... I was just kidding

 

[bugsquish]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
As a feminist, I am offended by the use of the word "girl"... at 24 I should be called a woman. And I certainly don't need approval from a male sexist chauvinist pig. Hmph!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahaha..... that was hard. I don't know how those feminists do it!! Okay, before I get tons of hate mail... I will clarify for those guys who might misunderstand this post because they read this post without reading all the above posts... I was just kidding

Where do you get off on making jokes? HERE, on a MANs board? Didn't you know? Women should be seen and not heard.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by bugsquish
Where do you get off on making jokes? HERE, on a MANs board? Didn't you know? Women should be seen and not heard.

Well someone better tell HeyPretty!!!

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu


Well someone better tell HeyPretty!!!

HeyPretty is most likely out tonight. I'll bet she went to a 911 bar. After all she does need a real man that can protect her.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by 00Kevin
HeyPretty is most likely out tonight. I'll bet she went to a 911 bar. After all she does need a real man that can protect her.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh I'm telling her you said that! You're going to need a real man to protect YOU. ha ha ha ha

 

[Ninja Dude]

OMG guys. This thread is sooo AFC! Girls and DJs are actually having pleasant conversation with each other and joking around. WHAT IS SOSUAVE COMING TO? This is supposed to be our secret headquarters for C.M.O. (Covert Macking Operations) and now we have been infiltrated by the Enemy. Let´s just pretend they dont exist or have anything worth while to say! Better yet let´s just treat them like the worthless, stupid bytches they are. Yeah that sounds a lot more "DJ" to me.



Some of you are not seeing the bigger picture here. We are all unconsciously honing our conversation skills on this forum. Some of you think I am trying to pickup the female posters on this board. Boy are you guys clueless! HeyPretty could be a fat warpig or even a dude for all I care. So why do I flirt with her? To keep my skills up, Because she(he/it??) makes me laugh and forces me to think fast. Having this sort of exchange with a witty person pushes your mental agility and is excellent for your game. I dont think this. I KNOW it. How?

Because after I signed off the board I had one of my most successful pickups with a Feminist of all people! I was already in a fun state of mind after my chat with HeyPretty *raises tequila shot in homage* so I found it easy to open this HB8 on the street. SHe was walking the opposite direction from me and I stopped her by asking where the bus stop was. She gave me directions and I immediately jumped into Tease Mode.

Told her I didnt believe her and accused her of trying to get me lost and take advantage of little old me. At first she was like WTF, but that didnt stop me, just kept playing with her, teasing her and being a bit of a goof. She turned out to be pretty sharp and we got a nice exchange going. I asked where she was headed and she said to meet her friends at a restaurant. I didnt ask if I could come along, rather I said "cool" and started walking with her.

I noticed she was carrying a dufflebag so I offered to carry it for her (it looked heavy) She insisted on carrying it so I was like whatever. After a few blocks I could see she was struggling with the bag so I didnt ask this time, I just took the bag from her and she was about to launch into some independent woman routine, when I told her that in my culture it is offensive if an able-bodied man lets a woman carry burdens while he walks free. We got into a debate about feminism and I blew her argument away by saying that I didnt want to carry her bag because she was the weaker sex, but because I respected her and it was my Mom of all people that engrained this idea in my head.

After this it was smooth sailing. I dropped her off at the restaurant and got a nice tongue-down and phone number as we made with the goodbyes.

Heh..not bad for an AFC, eh?

 

[HeyPretty]

Ninja- good for you, glad to see you met a feminist who wasn't a depraved Nazi... lol. Here's hoping you have wild greased-weasel sex all night long.

Kevin, I don't even know what 911 bar is... So n'yah on you.

 

[Oscar Wilde]

Nice one Ninja! You should repost that as a seperate Field Report Cold PU thread.

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by HeyPretty
Ninja- good for you, glad to see you met a feminist who wasn't a depraved Nazi... lol. Here's hoping you have wild greased-weasel sex all night long.

Kevin, I don't even know what 911 bar is... So n'yah on you.

a 911 bar, for those who live in the sticks, is a bar/club that is free for police and firemen. There is one of these just outside my condo. All the hot girls go there thinking they are going to meet a fireman. This is just another example of how women all need to be rescued and protected.

 

[HeyPretty]

This is just another example of how women all need to be rescued and protected.

*Kevin pulls out his club and proceeds to beat the deceased equine to a bloody pulp*

Maybe chicks like firemen and police men because they look hot in the uniform, and have the stamina to keep up with us all night?

 

[bugsquish]

Originally posted by Ninja Dude
I found it easy to open this HB8 on the street. SHe was walking the opposite direction from me and I stopped her by asking where the bus stop was. She gave me directions and I immediately jumped into Tease Mode.

Told her I didnt believe her and accused her of trying to get me lost and take advantage of little old me. At first she was like WTF, but that didnt stop me, just kept playing with her, teasing her and being a bit of a goof.

Genius

 

[Ninja Dude]

Originally posted by HeyPretty
Here's hoping you have wild greased-weasel sex all night long.

Man you studious chicks sure are FUH-REAKY! So much for my fantasies of corrupting your innocence. *sigh*

Oh well, at least I now know for sure that you will make an excellent wingman...er wingPERSON

 

[HeyPretty]

I prefer the term Chick'nWing.

I gets my Chick.

You gets your wing.

And screw any crazies out there who think we should change fricken names of stuff. Manhole. Fireman. Mailman. Wingman. It's ALL GOOD PEOPLE.

 

[Wild at heart]

Im tired of girls who run around on this forum.

Why are they here?

This is mans only forum where we can sit around and discuss man things.


I think Hey Pretty needs to go back to wherever she came from.

 

[Ninja Dude]

Originally posted by HeyPretty
I prefer the term Chick'nWing.

LOL ... you got yerself a deal, Don Juanita. Nice chattin witcha.

Ninja vanishes into the shimmering depths of infinity.