Response to a Feminist???

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by LowPlainsDrifter
I've never encountered this, but I'd like to be prepared.
Apparently some "womyn" are offended when a man
holds a door open for her.
If a gal actually has the nerve to throw a hissy at a guy
who does this simple courteous act, what's a good
comeback?

I was thinking along the lines of, "I don't hold doors
for women, I hold them for humans. You are one of
those right?"

@these dawgs.

Stop holding the doors open. When she inevitable arcs up about it, rip her a new one, and don't be afraid to do it.

 

[LowPlainsDrifter]

Re: Re: Response to a Feminist???

Originally posted by ShortyBrown
@these dawgs.

Stop holding the doors open. When she inevitable arcs up about it, rip her a new one, and don't be afraid to do it.

I was thinking more along the lines where I'm holding the door for a bunch of people passing thru and a feminista happens to be among them.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Malibu, I'm sure all the boys and men on this site would *love* to see your picture. There's a thread floating around here with pictures... why not post yours?

Because I don't want them all stalking me, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, just kidding boys! No I don't want them to see my picture, I just want them to WANT to see my picture... it's the attention ***** in me.

 

[Futurologist]

Originally posted by HeyPretty
Gipper...

You mean, women who can take a joke, laugh it off, like sex, and enjoy talking with men?

If you hate those kind of women, my goodness. You really are a masochist.

Jebus, there's waaaay to many different threads going on in here.

But there's been enough good answers already. No need to add to the drama, just give her a pithy answer about how she's not getting any special treatment.

 

[HeyPretty]

Jebus jumped up.

What's so wrong about *not* wanting any special treatment? If he's the first one walking into a building, he can hold the door open. If I'm the first one walking, I can hold it open for him.

Sheesh.

 

[Futurologist]

Originally posted by HeyPretty
Jebus jumped up.

What's so wrong about *not* wanting any special treatment? If he's the first one walking into a building, he can hold the door open. If I'm the first one walking, I can hold it open for him.

Sheesh.

Then there's no real disagreement, since I totally agree with this.

Sheesh indeed.

 

[HeyPretty]

Good good. Edmontonians agree.

Nice to see that we don't all fight like Ralph Klein and Pies.

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by Eyecandie4ya

You always amaze me how dramatic you act toward things.

LOL it shouldn't, most women are WAY over dramatic.


And another things, feminists can Fuc k off for all i care. I don't even give them the consideration of a convo, nonetheless actually go on a date with one, LOL

 

[Rahul]

Originally posted by HeyPretty
*Pretty lays back on a stone tablet, carved from the crushed bones of such failed feminists like Susan B. Anthony, Marie Currie, and Cleopatra.*

"Whoa is me..."

*Slaps back of hand against forehead and cranes backwards at impossibly graceful angle*

"He's called me dramatic. I must make my mourning-wreath and throw myself into a turgid river a'la Orphelia."

*Sobs loudly, and runs (as if through a blue-gelled filter camera lense) to the nearest moutain-fed stream and plunges tragically into the frozen waters as cold as Eyecandie4ya's heart.*

I'm not being dramatic. I'm being sarcastic. Facetious, perhaps. Blithe? Doubtful. But certainly not dramatic. That's women's work.

Hey Eyecandie... I come the crazy imagination honestly. Ha. For once. I'm a professional writer.

And 00Kevin? *Wanders over, straightens Kev's tie*

Smile. You want to look nice for your bounty-hunting photo. Who's read 'The Most Dangerous Game"??

You are crazy...

Please seek therapy...immediately...

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Depending on my mood... I would either say something along the lines of...

'Well, f*ck u then b*tch."

or

"You must not get treated like a lady often huh? I can see why now." which is usually followed by '...well, f*ck u then b*tch!"





....or if you really feel bold, grab her and stick your tongue down her throat.

 

[HeyPretty]

My goodness!

You make a joke, through a few metaphors in it, and suddenly you're crazy.

I say, if you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

I appreciate your concern very much Rahul, but I'm actually training to become a Sex-therapist.

I'll be my first client. I promise.


So serious on here! You Dj's need to make like that fugly guy from Subway and lighten up.

 

[myfriendblu]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
No I don't want them to see my picture, I just want them to WANT to see my picture... it's the attention ***** in me.

Duh, its probably because she is chubby and unattractive. Which explains why she is attention whor ing on a wb site becuase she doesn't have the looks to do it in real life.

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Originally posted by HeyPretty

I appreciate your concern very much Rahul, but I'm actually training to become a Sex-therapist.

I'll be my first client. I promise.

Heypretty will become the next Dr. Ruth!

I take it that you are a very aggressive female. It's cool as long as your not like the Lil Kim - type aggressive.

 

[HeyPretty]

EyeCandie, I'm not aggressive. I'm assertative. I know what I want, and I go for it.

And being a sex-therapist is about helping people understand their sexual desires, and issues surrounding sex. I believe that as a normal person, you'll have desires, and it's healthy to express them and not feel guilty about it.

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Originally posted by HeyPretty
EyeCandie, I'm not aggressive. I'm assertative. I know what I want, and I go for it.

Don't you mean assertive my beloved english professional in a Fruit Rollup thong!

 

[HeyPretty]

My dark secret is out.

I cannot spell to save my life. God bless Spell-Check.

But I'd like one of those Fruit-Roll up Thongs. They sound so... delicious.

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Originally posted by HeyPretty
My dark secret is out.

I cannot spell to save my life. God bless Spell-Check.

But I'd like one of those Fruit-Roll up Thongs. They sound so... delicious.

LOL

Heypretty, let your little yellow bus speed up, PLEASE! hahahahaha

Edible draws are the bomb!

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by HeyPretty
EyeCandie, I'm not aggressive. I'm assertative. I know what I want, and I go for it.

And being a sex-therapist is about helping people understand their sexual desires, and issues surrounding sex. I believe that as a normal person, you'll have desires, and it's healthy to express them and not feel guilty about it.

You are not assertive you just think you are. You are more of a flirt than anything.

 

[Big-J]

Originally posted by Gipper
Just smile and ignore her. Women like that aren't worth the effort of a reply.

Gipper

Yeah they are. The reply has to go along the lines of this though:

"I hope you've got some money"

or

"Here's some money"

as a reply to "why"

"You gotta get home somehow, I just wanted to make sure you had enough money for a cab, or the bus. You live quite a ways from here!"

 

[HeyPretty]

You are not assertive you just think you are. You are more of a flirt than anything.

As always Kevin, you're totally right.

I've been flirting with you when I maintain that feminism is about equality. The whole "raising children on an even keel" arguement was all about planting sexually suggestive thoughts into your head. You've found me out. Good job.