Really bad situation tonight here guys...condom broke.

[Poonani Maker]

Guys, I'm a little worried. I met this fine petite hazel-eyed brunette mom tonight and we went back to her place for an ONS, and everything was going great until I replaced her condom with my Durex Extra Sensitive one. She was coming all over my c0ck and we fvcked for almost 2 hours, she even had to go to the bathroom because we kept going and going and going through multiple positions. Her girlfriend was still out with another guy (I barely know him but we acted like we knew each other).

So I'm in missionary getting ready to come and the fvckin durex breaks and I don't realize it really (although I sensed something different) and I just unleash a ton of come in her young tight unshaven pvssy (two piercings - like bobby pins??). Anyway, when I pull out I'm like FVCK!!!!! and as the come is dripping out of her pvssy she's like in a state of shock and doesn't say anything. THEN she starts crying profusely, just a faucet of tears, I'm like, "I can't believe that fvcking happened" and she's trying to get me to give her my phone number and address and I refuse to, and I start to go out to my car and she's grabbing me not allowing me to leave, and I'm like, "Go down to planned parenthood TO-MOR-ROW and get an abortion pill" and I gave her $370 to do it.

What if she doesn't do what I told her tomorrow?

I also gave her some hydrocodone to help her sleep better.

All that work for nothing guys...

Edit: Ok, I just called her, and she said she's going 1st thing in the morning to get that pill. She wants to see me tomorrow to fvck again, I'd imagine.

 

[Kerpal]

$370? The Planned Parenthood website says the morning after pill costs $10-70.

Does anyone keep the pill around just in case something like this happens? It seems like it would be a good idea to be able to give it to the girl right away and watch her take it.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Sh!t, I can't believe I gave her that much.

 

[ENIGMA16]

Does anyone keep the pill around just in case something like this happens? It seems like it would be a good idea to be able to give it to the girl right away and watch her take it.

No I don't believe it's available OTC. You can go right into a Planned Parenthood and fill out a form with a bunch of fake info and pay like $50 cash and take it and walk out. They don't even care or check your ID because they know people do it all the time.

If she doesn't take it and gets pregnant then you're ****ed. If she does then you'll be fine. Sounds like she's got her priorities straight and is as freaked out by this as you are, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.

 

[L B]

Why did you unleash your legion of doom inside of her. Yes, I know you have a condom on. Feels good, but ohhh the consequences. Next time pull out then explode.

Make sure you go with her tomorrow to get the pill and be there when she swallows it. Don't trust your future to anyone, especially ONS. You don't want to be fuk for life.

 

[Kailex]

Guys, I'm a little worried. I met this fine petite hazel-eyed brunette mom tonight

Problem #1

Her girlfriend was still out with another guy (I barely know him but we acted like we knew each other).

What does this have to do with anything?

So I'm in missionary getting ready to come and the fvckin durex breaks and I don't realize it really (although I sensed something different) and I just unleash a ton of come in her young tight unshaven pvssy (two piercings - like bobby pins??).

And whose fault is that?
At 34, you should know better.

Anyway, when I pull out I'm like FVCK!!!!! and as the come is dripping out of her pvssy she's like in a state of shock and doesn't say anything. THEN she starts crying profusely, just a faucet of tears, I'm like, "I can't believe that fvcking happened" and she's trying to get me to give her my phone number and address and I refuse to, and I start to go out to my car and she's grabbing me not allowing me to leave, and I'm like, "Go down to planned parenthood TO-MOR-ROW and get an abortion pill" and I gave her $370 to do it.

What if she doesn't do what I told her tomorrow?

I also gave her some hydrocodone to help her sleep better.

All that work for nothing guys...

Edit: Ok, I just called her, and she said she's going 1st thing in the morning to get that pill. She wants to see me tomorrow to fvck again, I'd imagine.

So you refused to give her your number and then you called her?
I've read some of your stories lately.

Something just doesn't sound right about them.

Have fun with your single mom and your incoming baby and just handing out money to her like it's candy. Starts with $370 and ends with child support.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Problem #1


So you refused to give her your number and then you called her?
I've read some of your stories lately.

Something just doesn't sound right about them.

Have fun with your single mom and your incoming baby and just handing out money to her like it's candy. Starts with $370 and ends with child support.

No I got her # before I fvcked her. She didn't have mine yet.

The thing that bothered me all throughout the night was her calling me "Baby" and then now over the phone it's "Baby" this and "baby" that. I'm getting worried. I WILL see her again today. I'm thinking of going down to planned parenthood myself and getting a pill to give her her second dosage when I see her, just to make sure, or after we fvck again.

Edit: She still doesn't have my #, I *67'd her # when calling.

 

[perseverance]

I love how in a serious situation where you might have impregenated this mother that you still find time to boast about how great you are sex. Brilliant, evidently your teenagers years haven't left you yet?

 

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

Why would you not buy the plan B pill yourself? Its 40-60 dollars at any pharmacy.

Last time this happened to me I didnt even tell the girl what happened; the next morning I woke up early, walked to CVS, and bought the pill ($54). Upon returning to my room I handed her the pill and a cup of water and told her to take it.

 

[Bluntmaster]

Fools, it IS OTC now. You could have gone to a 24 hours CVS and paid 50 bucks and be done with it. Now you have to worry about her doing it.

 

[harkkam08]

Lol that happened to me once, its 40.00 OTC at CVS. So easy you walk in ask for PLAN B i think she takes it within 6 or 8 hours and thats it.

 

[The Mad Ghost]

LOL at a 35 year old Poonani Maker,

Doing what us young n reckless ones would be doing.

 

[actionjaxson]

$370? holy **** lol
i wouldnt trust any girl that says shes going to buy the pill and take it. i would buy it myself and watch her take it. you cant trust this *****.

 

[Robert28]

anyone smell that? *sniff* smells like bull$hit. you weren't f***ing anyone last night, you might have SEEN some hot little brunnette milf you'd LIKE to f**k but you didn't have the balls to go talk to her. you watched her walk out the door with some other guy and fantasized about wishing you were doing to her what he WAS doing. you went home with some ugly fatty and got the ol' hog knocked up and you post it on here asking what to do? first of all you're the biggest dumb@$$ in the history of dumb@$$es for giving some broad $370. you buy some cheap @$$ condom out of a bathroom at a gas station but then willfully hand over $370 to a ONS? right, i bet you did.

 

[perseverance]

I find the story odd in many ways. A 35 year old player who reportedly says he has a vast array of experience in the sack can make such a simple mistake you'd expect a person who lacks experience to make. He then claims he hands over $370 to a woman he barely knows? All the while he is boasting about how she was creaming her cracker, it all seems rather like the Inbetweeners to me.

This is who Poonani Maker reminds of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPKTEImbiks, every social group has one of these in them and though they're full of BS, they make for a constant source of entertainment.

 

[SoldMySoul]

I hate using condoms, but the Durex sensitive is a good one.... When I am using condoms and it is time for the money shot, the Johnson ALWAYS comes out regardless!!! It only makes sense. I have had condoms break and it happens, but you take the extra precaution and PULL out... Now whether Poonani's tale is of a truthful nature or not, he only knows.

He made it a point to talk about his sexual prowess though. I love sex, but two hours straight sex defies logic. Two hours including foreplay, stopping and starting is believable.

 

[Thundernuts]

I love sex, but two hours straight sex defies logic. Two hours including foreplay, stopping and starting is believable.

Dude, it is entirely possible, I have personally gone to 1.5 hours straight i ain't talking about foreplay either.

And i don't know where but i have heard about multiple orgasms. And personally i think this guy is blowing smoke, something like this happened to me about 4-5 months ago, the last thing i would be doing is talking about blowing a load into her shaven pvssy, i mean really who believes this guy.

 

[SoldMySoul]

Dude, it is entirely possible, I have personally gone to 1.5 hours straight i ain't talking about foreplay either.

And i don't know where but i have heard about multiple orgasms. And personally i think this guy is blowing smoke, something like this happened to me about 4-5 months ago, the last thing i would be doing is talking about blowing a load into her shaven pvssy, i mean really who believes this guy.

I have done 30mins-1 hr before, but most women do not want that stabbing for that long anyways. Reminds me of the joke about a baby being born poking people on their forehead asking, "hey, you my daddy?" Multiple Os, yep and I have had those all day sex marathons too, but do not recall going two hours though.

 

[Bluntmaster]

anyone smell that? *sniff* smells like bull$hit. you weren't f***ing anyone last night, you might have SEEN some hot little brunnette milf you'd LIKE to f**k but you didn't have the balls to go talk to her. you watched her walk out the door with some other guy and fantasized about wishing you were doing to her what he WAS doing. you went home with some ugly fatty and got the ol' hog knocked up and you post it on here asking what to do? first of all you're the biggest dumb@$$ in the history of dumb@$$es for giving some broad $370. you buy some cheap @$$ condom out of a bathroom at a gas station but then willfully hand over $370 to a ONS? right, i bet you did.

I have to be honest because I always post how I feel. But I think Poonani is full of sh!t and makes things up. nobody gets laid every day like he does. Post some pics and prove yourself, because I smell b/llsh!t.

 

[horaholic]

I as well call bullshyt on this story. As stated by several others here, plan-B costed me 40 dollars eight years ago. Also, noone fvcks for two hours, let alone with a single condom on. I've had plenty of two hour sessions, but no condoms, ans several o faces were there. also, dont write LR's like they were penthouse letters. Really: "piercings, like bobbypins?" gimme a break. Bobbypins????