Really bad situation tonight here guys...condom broke.

[Poonani Maker]

She told me recently (all blocked calls to her) that, "She's not 'dumb,' that she's not going to do anything 'stupid.'" I assume that this means, "Having the baby?" In a call before that one on Saturday, she tells me that she has a husband. So, my ? to you reasonable clear-thinking mature guys (not that fvckhead, Bluntmaster) is, if she reveals to me that "I have a husband," then, is it safe to say that she will do Everything in her power to make sure there Is no baby? I'm sure she'd want one with my genes, but do you think she and her husband want to raise my fvckin child? Plus, she has no info on me (to my knowledge) to be able to ID the father.

 

[Poonani Maker]

It is true that many girls get "sensitive" after a while of non-stop fvcking, but we just simply talk a little, get a drink of water, show me a card trick, kiss, rub each other, massage, bathroom break, and then resume the fvcking. It sucks that even the most horny of women get sensitive after a while, but a small break in the action usually solves that problem, at least for me. You guys, who are skeptical, obviously don't care to do marathons like me, and give up after you come once or twice.

I've had some sh!tty times with women, mostly the youngest ones, but here of late, with a few hiccups, I've thoroughly enjoyed the women I've been with, and they appreciate that. I think that they sense that I'm the kind of guy who will never see them again, and they reach out for that.

 

[Bluntmaster]

She told me recently (all blocked calls to her) that, "She's not 'dumb,' that she's not going to do anything 'stupid.'" I assume that this means, "Having the baby?" In a call before that one on Saturday, she tells me that she has a husband. So, my ? to you reasonable clear-thinking mature guys (not that fvckhead, Bluntmaster) is, if she reveals to me that "I have a husband," then, is it safe to say that she will do Everything in her power to make sure there Is no baby? I'm sure she'd want one with my genes, but do you think she and her husband want to raise my fvckin child? Plus, she has no info on me (to my knowledge) to be able to ID the father.

We're tired of hearing your life story all made up into one Novel you are trying to sell.

Post some pics? We don't believe you. It has gotten old, so prove yourself.

 

[Kailex]

She told me recently (all blocked calls to her) that, "She's not 'dumb,' that she's not going to do anything 'stupid.'" I assume that this means, "Having the baby?" In a call before that one on Saturday, she tells me that she has a husband. So, my ? to you reasonable clear-thinking mature guys (not that fvckhead, Bluntmaster) is, if she reveals to me that "I have a husband," then, is it safe to say that she will do Everything in her power to make sure there Is no baby? I'm sure she'd want one with my genes, but do you think she and her husband want to raise my fvckin child? Plus, she has no info on me (to my knowledge) to be able to ID the father.

What is "Things you should have thought of before busting a nut inside of her while fantasizing about little kids in backyards"?

How in the BLUE HELL are we supposed to tell you what she is going to do or not? None of us are females and you "know" this supposed woman better than we do.

Besides, what advice do you expect me to give you based on one of your many made up stories?

The only advice I can give here is to other readers:

(1) Take Poonani Maker's posts with a grain of salt
(2) When you are going to ejaculate, for the love of God, PULL OUT. You'd never know the difference as to whether it broke or not. A lot of younger men believe it just snaps and makes a loud POP and that you'll KNOW that it broke. Well, you don't. How do you avoid this other than celibacy? By pulling out in time. And for those of you who believe you can hold out a little longer just so SHE can finish - I'd rather finish first and outside and have her disappointed than to keep trying and have a happy yet pregnant woman in my life.

 

[Poonani Maker]

The only advice I can give here is to other readers:

(1) Take Poonani Maker's posts with a grain of salt
(2) When you are going to ejaculate, for the love of God, PULL OUT. You'd never know the difference as to whether it broke or not. A lot of younger men believe it just snaps and makes a loud POP and that you'll KNOW that it broke. Well, you don't. How do you avoid this other than celibacy? By pulling out in time. And for those of you who believe you can hold out a little longer just so SHE can finish - I'd rather finish first and outside and have her disappointed than to keep trying and have a happy yet pregnant woman in my life.

#1 You never get laid, so how could you or bluntmaster (we KNOW he never gets laid, the sorry simp-sap). You all who cry 'foul' on my posts have no authority to investigate whether or not an actual account of a sexual encounter I've had is true or not. Why don't YOU share? Oh yeah, bc none of it is familiar to you. Sex is a foreign conept in your everyday life. Sucks to be you.
#2 I have an excellent track record in being able to tell and to stop immediately when a condom has broken. This is the ONLY time I've not been able to stop as it was down to the last nanosecond when it broke. Never had that happened. I've learned my lesson, finally, after all these years. I WILL be more careful, but Goddamnit, these women should be on the fvcking pill if they're that loose! MOST ARE! This b!tch wasn't expecting to get fvcked that night, I suppose.

 

[Donnie Darko]

Even if you are blocking your number, if you are making calls from your cell phone or home phone, then a court order could force the phone company to provide the woman with your information so that she can collect child support from you.

You would have been smarter calling from a pay phone.

 

[Kailex]

Even if you are blocking your number, if you are making calls from your cell phone or home phone, then a court order could force the phone company to provide the woman with your information so that she can collect child support from you.

You would have been smarter calling from a pay phone.

My point exactly, but that WOOSHED all over PM's head. He thinks that just because he used #67 that he is in the clear, but then again, it could all just be a farce so details like that don't need to be explicitly laid out there.




AND PM, you say it sucks to be me? Sorry but this thread is evidence alone that I'd much rather be Kailex than be you. I'm not the one who is going through a situation where I might have gotten a married woman pregnant. You are. This morning, my biggest worry was what tie I was going to wear.

 

[pinhas]

You sure did make her feel like a slvt; sex, incidental insemination, 370$.

Thank you come again...

 

[BlackJackal]

You sure did make her feel like a slvt; sex, incidental insemination, 370$.

Thank you come again...

lol, my thoughts exactly.

 

[Bluntmaster]

#1 You never get laid, so how could you or bluntmaster (we KNOW he never gets laid, the sorry simp-sap). You all who cry 'foul' on my posts have no authority to investigate whether or not an actual account of a sexual encounter I've had is true or not. Why don't YOU share? Oh yeah, bc none of it is familiar to you. Sex is a foreign conept in your everyday life. Sucks to be you.

Really? Tell the 12 girls I banged last year that I don't get laid. Why don't I post about it? Maybe I do, just not on this board. I'm past the stage where I bang anything that moves. I have to like the chic these days to bang her. I've been rejecting more than a fair share of them, and I don't have to believe your posts. Why should I when my bs detector is going off and you refuse to post pics?

 

[Poonani Maker]

Even if you are blocking your number, if you are making calls from your cell phone or home phone, then a court order could force the phone company to provide the woman with your information so that she can collect child support from you.

You would have been smarter calling from a pay phone.

Ok, then how about I change my #. My # goes back into the pool of #s and someone else gets it. That would be the thing to do now, right?

 

[Donnie Darko]

Ok, then how about I change my #. My # goes back into the pool of #s and someone else gets it. That would be the thing to do now, right?

Well, theoretically the telephone companies will have records that show that was your phone # at the time...so changing your number now won't really help you.

Take it as a lesson learned in case there is a next time.

Use a pay phone or purchase a prepaid phone with cash and use that for these types of situations.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Use a pay phone or purchase a prepaid phone with cash and use that for these types of situations.

True that, brother. I've been meaning to do that. I guess I could just pick one of those prepaids up at Walmart?

No more sex for me for a while. My head is all fvcked up, I can't think straight. Although, I fvcked a fine 20-something slvt on Sunday (came in pvssy w/ condom didn't break). Her pvssy was stretched, but still tight enough to get off moderately quick. She had tats all down her back, which I had thought would bother me, but they were thin and not blocky (minimal ink and no stars - I hate those), none on the front of her body. I could not make her come from cunniligis, but she came a lot from fvcking, and she did one of my favorite positions most girls won't/or don't know how to do, and that is reverse cowgirl WITH her laying back on my chest, my hand on her left bo0b. You can really get a good burn in that position. It's a workout for you both.

I've been tired all week from Sunday night, and then the mental fvcking from Friday (I can't stand to see a woman cry like a baby, just fvcks me up trying to shut her up, I gave her come hydroconone as a last resort). I just feel retarded right now. I know that by this weekend, I'll want to try to pull some po0n, but I really need to take a break. This sh!t is killing me, and my soul. I feel kinda evil because I'm not continuing the relationship with the majority of the women I fvck. That's because the majority aren't my type or don't turn me on enough, like that one from Sunday.

She has long fingers, tats of course (turn-off), kind of unsmooth skin, 2 kids (but breasts are still pretty much intact - pvssy less so, like I said, hard to make her come by oral because floppy hood - couldn't swell the cl!t, couldn't find the cl!t really). She reminded me of that actress, Juliet Lewis http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&...tle&resnum=1&ved=0CCkQsAQwAA&biw=1269&bih=831, in appearance. She has a really sweet personality though. She wanted to throw a house party at my place (we were talking about our respective new houses and I'd said that I could accommodate 12 sleeping spaces overnight). She was pretty fvckin dumb though. Not her fault, just a Very rough life. She told me about her parents (crackheads) disowning her, and about her little brothers living in a small trailer (she wants to adopt them). Great as5, though, in doggie.