Quest to get a gf or get laid by Feb 32nd, 2039.

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zerocelcius said:
and that is it?
I'd have to see what happens around January 15th, 2008, by then I'll decide whether to call my dad up on his friend. I may do a purge of everyone that I have email addresses on for closure (I may do that soon anyway) to see if that would work at least approaching into that time, and if everything fails, then I'd probably re-start a month on an adult-site, etc....

On a real worst case scenerio - I may buy further dating products from Payton Kane for day-game, possibly a day-game coaching, one on one, or simply use a prostitute. (The prostitute is likely cheaper than the Payton Kane thing)

By that time, I should have plenty of acedontal evidence about myself to prove that I have tried my best, have only encountered rejections, and that it's impossible to have any real flesh-and-blood opportunity despite anything that I may do. Or maybe I wont and would just extend the deadline further again as everything worked out to my expectations as I just 'signed it off' and has a chance to get laid but choose not to pursue it because I wasn't ready.
 

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This is all one big joke. Let's not reply to this thread anymore and maybe he'll go away.

Kudos,
Matt
 

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i like this, its entertaining to read and to see who flips out on him the most

Call Me Daddy was the best at flipping on Luke!!
 

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Originally posted by Quiksilver
Luke, I'll let you be my wing for a night. The bars in the King West area... You down?

I don't normally hit the bars with just one other guy(gives off the wrong image, eh), but if you pay for the brew... I'm sure we can manage.
Originally posted by Luke Skywalker
Quicksilver,

I've never been inside a bar in my life, nor have I ever been drunk. This is totally alien to me.

I'm more used to day-game, such as bookstore, malls, stuff like that. Do you ever do day game? Is day game or night game better for you?

But if I change my mind about bars I'd certainly like to look into it
I offered to sarge with you personally man...

About day game, it will have to be a weekend. How about sept 7th, or is 8th better for you? What malls/bookstores do you hit?

I'm serious about this, and it would be an interesting experience for the both of us.
 

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I'll offer to go out with you guys too. I live in Waterloo. I'm willing to drive two hours; any more than that and it gets sketchy. Luke and Quiksilver can always come to the Loo though. Me and the guys have keggers every so often throughout the year so we can always hit that up, if Luke is down. Otherwise bookstores will have to do.

If Luke declines then he's either not real or too afraid to take action.

I'm not saying I'm anywhere near "the best" but I'll teach you everything I know, for serious.

Kudos,
Matt
 
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I'll know my schedule better by September 5th, for now, either day seems plausible, but usually Fridays are a safer bet. Will follow up by PM around that time.
 

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Best troll in the history of the site, I think.
 

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Flabbergasped? said:
Best troll in the history of the site, I think.
My vote is for most pathetic troll.

This site has seen way more entertaining trolls that actually add humor relief. This type of trolling is just depressing. When you're so ****ing beyond help that you need to make a less pathetic version of yourself to even talk to people your pretty much fvcked.

As bad as I feel for the truly confused guys out there, I am really disturbed by the types like Luke that exist. If your so restrictive in your religious standards you shouldn't be here; or at least you shouldn't be telling people with different beliefs what to believe.

Anyways on your quest to achieve what teenagers have surpassed, were are you at?
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
The whole idea or concept of this thread is governed by a meta-cognitive construct, or almost machine, known as the Green book. That book has certain dates on it that coincide witht his one, initially meant as a way of dissuading me from viewing porn and masturbating, which I believed were bad habits that needed to be stopped as it was getting out of hand, by quaranteeing them into certain time-sectors and putting conditions on them where they could be harnessed for purposes of my experiments.

Within this construct, there are horizonal and vertical vectors.
Vertical vectors have specific dates, mainly October 25th, February 3rd and March 3rd. The reason for the February 3rd date is because the vertical vector for October 25th has been satisfied, leading the system to reset itself to zero after October 25th, going forward to the next date on that system which is February 3rd. Vertical vector was satisfied this year when I experienced my first french kiss and got sort of close to a girl ever. That is on record. As a result of this, there is not going to be any legalization of porn, adult ads, or anything of that sort on the month of November and the next evaluation date is February 3rd. Should the vertical vector be unsatisfied at that time, then I may allow porn to be viewed between February 10th to February 18th, and furthermore, I may consult with my dad concerning his female friend he was going to hook me up after November 29, 2006 to dissuade me from a hook-up already in progress (details of that on another thread). Therefore, that is the worst case scenerio at this time on a February 3rd failure, is I may allow myself to look at porn on my computer for about a week.

On horizonal component, doesn't have dates, but governs masturbating. Currently there are tight controls on masturbating but those controls will be relaxed from October 1st to December 31st, 2007 if I'm unable to have any type of relationship. I'm already starting to relax rules of Nocturnal masturbation. Porn viewing rules may follow a 'three-strike' system on those particular months as opposed to a 'strike-proof-shield' system that's in place right now, where any look at porn could result in immediate suspension of internet privaledges and cancellation of my internet account.

The dates simply cooincide with a vertical sector of this book.

Overlapping that book is another book, known as the 'Red book' which seeks to further understand the opposite sex and try different things out in experimental format. Now that the pressure should be partially off since a vertical sector has been satisifed, this thread's main material or substance is devoted into trying out different programs and things and coming out to a conclusion as to their viability.

Further than that, that is the account of what may occur if vertical and horzontal sectors are unsatisfied at that particular time. Since I have very, very strict controls and restrictions on viewing porn & masturbating, they can turn into some sort of perverse reward, incentive structure.
This post is utter genius. Seriously Luke, if you could somehow publish this post as a form of comedy, you'd make a lot of money in my eyes, it is so funny I can't really tell you how.
 
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It seems there are some attention wh**res on here, or should I say trolls, who have started bumping up this thread since September 3rd. The reality is, this thread was pretty much dead since the last entry on August 28th.

Nobody can say that I'm a troll if I'm prepared to meet people on here offline, such as Quicksilver, in order to do something, and furthermore, it's not a pure pity-party thread anyway - there's effort on it all over the place, just without the lucky breaks where I have a strong girlfriend relationship.

Guess people on here have it too easy in life or something or are just trolls themselves to be so desperate as to reply to an old thread and bump it back up claiming that it's a troll threat -- I think people who do this gets the troll award medal because that shows you are more pathetic than I am.
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
It seems there are some attention wh**res on here, or should I say trolls, who have started bumping up this thread since September 3rd. The reality is, this thread was pretty much dead since the last entry on August 28th.

Nobody can say that I'm a troll if I'm prepared to meet people on here offline, such as Quicksilver, in order to do something, and furthermore, it's not a pure pity-party thread anyway - there's effort on it all over the place, just without the lucky breaks where I have a strong girlfriend relationship.

Guess people on here have it too easy in life or something or are just trolls themselves to be so desperate as to reply to an old thread and bump it back up claiming that it's a troll threat -- I think people who do this gets the troll award medal because that shows you are more pathetic than I am.
Until you do anything else then write fancy posts, I think it's fair enough to label you a troll.

Awww dang it I just fed you again. Damn it the troll is getting huge!!!!
 

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Luke, i figured it out for you. I figured out how u can get laid. All u have to do is... USE THE FORCE!.

hahahaha, these posts are just sad to read man. U need to grow up and become a real man. I didnt even know people like u existed.

But seriously, u need to use the force. U know how in Star Wars how Luke blows up the death star. He didnt use his remote control, he USED THE FORCE. This is what u need to do to get laid. U need to forget about all this technical sh1t and just go with your natural flow. ONly then will ur d1ck have the power to find the hole, just like how Luke found the hole in Star Wars episode 4.

p.s. - this is the funniest thread i have ever fcvking read.
 

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It`s too long to read all, but i think luke is a troll or maybe chewbaca. Luke does think soo much and uses a lot of rare words.
What do u want Luke, the right girl or what?

U seem funny.
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
It seems there are some attention wh**res on here, or should I say trolls, who have started bumping up this thread since September 3rd. The reality is, this thread was pretty much dead since the last entry on August 28th.
So you wanted your thread to die the day you had someone offer to wing? It is the 5th now. Do you have plans to sarge to quicksilver or are you a troll? Your 4 month old thread expires within 5 days? Tell your mom your going to be home by curfew (hopefully that is a joke) and put your money were your mouth is.

Balls in your court, lets see if you can even dribble
 
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