Quest to get a gf or get laid by Feb 32nd, 2039.

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

holy crap.

how does this have 16 pages and it's not even merged threads (or is it?).

 

[ToughLove]

You are a coward just the same and a coward's advice cant be listened to.
This is an anonymous forum and when you start writing things that you would not dare say infront of someone's face with a risk the other person could injure you if they got angry, or without an trace of identity - then you are a pure coward. So, why should I listen to your advice if it's coming from someone who is worthless, full of hot air, and probably spending his whole life in this forum while I only come her occasionally and actually have a purpose beyond women?

why should u get good advice? i think u've been getting it for a year now from dozens of people on here, and u NEVER listen and all you do is keep doing the same sh$t over and over. So from now on, you get some TOUGH LOVE advice:

EITHER LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE HERE TELL YOU, OR GO GET RID OF YOURSELF< YOU ARE WORTHLESS

 

[Luke Skywalker]

why should u get good advice? i think u've been getting it for a year now from dozens of people on here, and u NEVER listen and all you do is keep doing the same sh$t over and over. So from now on, you get some TOUGH LOVE advice:

EITHER LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE HERE TELL YOU, OR GO GET RID OF YOURSELF< YOU ARE WORTHLESS

And what are people telling me to do on here? Last time I've heard, your 'constructive' advice is to commit suicide. Let's say I tried everything everbody has said and nothing is working, now what do you have to say to that? You cant even show any reasonable advice that I've ignored.

 

[MagnuM]

Sad that so many of you actually believe every poster that posts.

Heh yes. That is true.

Not everyone on here is what they say they are!

 

[JuanMoore]

Wasn't the title of this thread "Quest to get a gf or get laid by Feb 3rd, 2008"? So you have given yourself anoter freaking year?

At this point, I'd get a *****. Then once that tension is gone, get a "real" (as in not-paid) lay and count that as my first time.

As I haven't read all these posts, these advice was probably already given to you: Assume your sexuality, you're a sexual being. Don't be afraid of express your sexuality. Rinse and repeat.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Wasn't the title of this thread "Quest to get a gf or get laid by Feb 3rd, 2008"? So you have given yourself anoter freaking year?

At this point, I'd get a *****. Then once that tension is gone, get a "real" (as in not-paid) lay and count that as my first time.

As I haven't read all these posts, these advice was probably already given to you: Assume your sexuality, you're a sexual being. Don't be afraid of express your sexuality. Rinse and repeat.

Yes the title originally was Feb 3rd, 2008, but I think the mods reading this thread decided I was hopeless and edited it to 2009, I cant even edit the title of this thread. Some people think I"m so hopeless that it would probably take longer than that to get anywhere.

Getting a ***** is out of the question until some time after February 3rd, 2008 if I'm unsuccesful or unhappy with my goals and/or results - but given my tight parental controls - I'd probably ask my dad to hook me up with his lady friend as he promised to do as a distraction on an aborted hookup last year. That's a worst case scenerio.

But, I'm not looking for a cheap thrill or quick lay, so going with a *****, or going with a very loose girl both do not count for purposes of this thread - that would be another thread, and in fact, a thread was written exactly about that called 'My adult personal ad' or something like that - you can read it on the search archives under my name.

 

[Ever onward]

You know I really thought this guy was just a socially awkward guy trying desperately to pull his life together but then I read this statement in THIS very thread:


Quote:
Originally Posted by bigjohnson
It sounds like you think you're Patton and she's Africa.

How did you know she was from Africa? Cool, people here must have ESP or something.

LMAO!!!! Come on! Nobody could be so clueless!

 

[Luke Skywalker]

You know I really thought this guy was just a socially awkward guy trying desperately to pull his life together but then I read this statement in THIS very thread:


Quote:
Originally Posted by bigjohnson
It sounds like you think you're Patton and she's Africa.



LMAO!!!! Come on! Nobody could be so clueless!

She is from Nigaria Africa.

 

[Ever onward]

That may well be true....


But you have to realize the guy who posted that had NO CLUE that she was from Africa. He was simply saying that with all your talk about "missions" and "plans" and whatnot that you were sounding like General Patton on a mission to invade Africa.

How can you not understand he was just making a JOKE and it was just a coincidence that the girl you are talking about is from Africa?

If you really didn't get that then clearly you have no social calibration whatsoever.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Luke, post a pic.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

That may well be true....


But you have to realize the guy who posted that had NO CLUE that she was from Africa. He was simply saying that with all your talk about "missions" and "plans" and whatnot that you were sounding like General Patton on a mission to invade Africa.

How can you not understand he was just making a JOKE and it was just a coincidence that the girl you are talking about is from Africa?

This is beyond absurd, I was entertaining that poster because he hit on a coincidence, I wasn't literal about the ESP stuf or anything I wrote about that.

If you really didn't get that then clearly you have no social calibration whatsoever.

No it appears that you dont since you dont get it that I was entertaining that poster and thus my post wasn't intended for a literal interpretation.
You are one to talk about social calibration.

 

[Roulette]

Ever onward is correct. I'm really not trying to hurt your feelings but you really don't have any social calibration. And that my friend is the root of your women problems. That and the fact you have a huge agenda. Women can smell an agenda from a mile away. You need to just chill and stop over thinking everything. As my ex Jessica would always say "Whatever happens, happens."

Step 1: Forget about women. Forget about them. Lose the agenda and just totally forget about having sex with women. Completely remove the pressure from yourself. Jerk off if you have to, whatever. Just stop looking to hook up all together.

Step 2: Stop taking life so seriously. It's not a game of chess.

Step 3: Be pro-actively social. Burn your computer or at least shut it off. Step into the real world, hit up some parties, develop your social circle and let your social skills develop naturally. Stop acting like you're "too good" for bars and parties (we all know thats just your way of making yourself feel good... reject others before they can reject you type deal).

Social skills cannot be developed through a computer. You need to actually interact with people. Make friends, have NO AGENDA other than getting to know them and have a great time.

Step 4: Work on becoming a socially aware, "chill" guy. You will get laid without even trying, provided you actually do what I'm telling you to.

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And there you have it. I dare you to take action and follow the above plan. Unless your "too good" for it, of course.

Overall, stop making excuses for your lot in life. Stop backwards rationalizing your inaction. I highly recommend you read The Secret. I'm not a spiritual person, but I fully believe in the Law of Attraction. It's made such an impact on my life.

Kudos,
Matt

 

[godofanxiety]

Luke, you have no idea how much you are sabotaging yourself, you know what you have to do but absolutely refuse to do it. I suggest you go and see a psychiatrist to find out where's the hold up, what's stopping you, since you are not likely to figure that out for yourself and you'll make excuses for not acting until you die. Don't take offense at this, but you have a crapload of problems to deal with before you start improving your "game".

Find somebody who does Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy, I'm doing that at the moment, and it works: I've gone a long way from depressed social phobic with OCD.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Ever onward is correct. I'm really not trying to hurt your feelings but you really don't have any social calibration. And that my friend is the root of your women problems. That and the fact you have a huge agenda. Women can smell an agenda from a mile away. You need to just chill and stop over thinking everything. As my ex Jessica would always say "Whatever happens, happens."

That would be fine and dandy if women actually made the first moves on things, but it so happens if you dont make any moves, neither will they, so it's usually nothing happens, happens with that passive approach.

Step 1: Forget about women. Forget about them. Lose the agenda and just totally forget about having sex with women. Completely remove the pressure from yourself. Jerk off if you have to, whatever. Just stop looking to hook up all together.

There is no agenda to hook-up at this time. Guess what, nothing.

Step 2: Stop taking life so seriously. It's not a game of chess.

That's the way I am, I'm a serious type of person.

Step 3: Be pro-actively social. Burn your computer or at least shut it off. Step into the real world, hit up some parties, develop your social circle and let your social skills develop naturally. Stop acting like you're "too good" for bars and parties (we all know thats just your way of making yourself feel good... reject others before they can reject you type deal).

It's not that I'm too good for bars or parties, it's that I'm fundamentally incompatable with them. I'm a born-again Christian with the Spirit of God living inside of me - parties and bars is an atheistic/paganistic type atmosphere that's totally contrary to my configeration.

Social skills cannot be developed through a computer. You need to actually interact with people. Make friends, have NO AGENDA other than getting to know them and have a great time.

So, you are saying, I should have an AGENDA to interact with peoples, make friends, getting to know them and having a great time? But that's still an agenda though?

Step 4: Work on becoming a socially aware, "chill" guy. You will get laid without even trying, provided you actually do what I'm telling you to.

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Socially aware, chill guy?

And there you have it. I dare you to take action and follow the above plan. Unless your "too good" for it, of course.

Overall, stop making excuses for your lot in life. Stop backwards rationalizing your inaction. I highly recommend you read The Secret. I'm not a spiritual person, but I fully believe in the Law of Attraction. It's made such an impact on my life.

Have already read it.

 

[thefonz]

Luke, stop trying to become a philosopher.

This is ridiculous, 90% of your posts are about you mulling things over in your head and that is not healthy or effective. Get your ass out in the field. That's all you need to do, just get out there. Seriously, right now. Right now! Turn off the computer and go outside and be passionate about whatever it is you do in your daily life. Stop trying to understand everything. The only thing you should be mulling over is what you want in as much detail as possible. That's it.

 

[ToughLove]

Luke, point and case - Roulette gave u great advice, and you are STILL just talking back to him instead of saying "thank you Roulette, i will follow your advice and let u know how its working in a week or 2"

instead u retaliate with excuses, trying to excuse your loser-ness

honestly, why are u alive? what is your point in walking the planet? you are doing NOTHING TO JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTANCE, PERIOD

 

[Ever onward]

It's not that I'm too good for bars or parties, it's that I'm fundamentally incompatable with them. I'm a born-again Christian with the Spirit of God living inside of me - parties and bars is an atheistic/paganistic type atmosphere that's totally contrary to my configeration.

WTF?

HOW HOW HOW can you be so religious and be trying to get laid outside of marriage?

If you're so against "paganistic" stuff or people, how can you possibly like Star Wars? It's about people who believe in the FORCE. A mystical life force that created the Universe? Is that not paganistic? Does that not go against the teachings of JC?

Also, You are shaming the name of Luke Skywalker! If Luke had been like you, he would have never left his uncle's farm to blow up the Death Star. He would have been too busy arguing with C-3PO and Ob-wan (the one's who gave him guidance) and whacking it to Granny porn like you seem to be content spending your days doing.

I mean really, people here TRY to give you good advice but you argue with them over and over. If someone were to say "right" you would say "wrong". If someone were to say "black" you would say "wrong."

Really, honestly, you are Black Italian right?

 

[ToughLove]

WTF?

HOW HOW HOW can you be so religious and be trying to get laid outside of marriage?

If you're so against "paganistic" stuff or people, how can you possibly like Star Wars? It's about people who believe in the FORCE. A mystical life force that created the Universe? Is that not paganistic? Does that not go against the teachings of JC?

Also, You are shaming the name of Luke Skywalker! If Luke had been like you, he would have never left his uncle's farm to blow up the Death Star. He would have been too busy arguing with C-3PO and Ob-wan (the one's who gave him guidance) and whacking it to Granny porn like you seem to be content spending your days doing.

I mean really, people here TRY to give you good advice but you argue with them over and over. If someone were to say "right" you would say "wrong". If someone were to say "black" you would say "wrong."

Really, honestly, you are Black Italian right?

look at my posts to Luke, he is useless to the earth thats why

u cant talk straight to him, he is in a psycho world

just like the VT killer was

just like suicide terrorists are

we should report luke to the cops because he is dangerous to society and might commit a crazy suicide crime, because he loves god so much

im serious, not trying to be an ass, but look at him!!!

he's that guy who will walk into a club with a shotgun and shoot every hot bytch because he is THAT frustrated and he wants to do something radical

luke u are a danger to society

**** the advice u are getting

you are a total *****

**** YOU FAGGOT

 

[ToughLove]

by the way guys.......im only mean like this cuz he deserves it, look at Luke's post history, he's gotten AWESOME advice for over a year, and he is just ignoring it and being a total faggot about everything

what I speak to him is the truth

 

[ToughLove]

he's not a troll, he's got 50+ threads on enotalone.com saying the same shyt he is saying here - except he ggets p8ssy fag advice on there - go to the site and search for him, this guy is REAL, and THAT IS SCARY