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Desdinova · Feb 19, 2011

I just found this today...

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Credos · Feb 20, 2011

romangod said:
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep..

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least the ***** knows I'm smarter than she thought. :rockon:

Cheers!

I'll remember this one, seriously WELL done!

had to share this one!

56andre · Feb 25, 2011

Dave Chappelle - Sesame Street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t165uBpOc1g

56andre · Feb 25, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzZqje04vLE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzZqje04vLE

56andre · Feb 25, 2011

Pranks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fwFw4Pock4&feature=related

Never get old

CARush · Feb 26, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SniOXFhwIZ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UYzVqcjJ6k&feature=related

hilarious, plus so much truth in his words

Nimm · Feb 26, 2011

Assassin's Creed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM

ProDJ26 · Feb 28, 2011

I almost feel bad posting this because Im a Michigan fan lol

hilarious none the less
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvo5XO1kH1c

backbreaker · Mar 6, 2011

the grammy award winning, Nigga stole my bike

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo

i am crying laughing at this, i grew up on punch out

Leeds_Lad_Dom · Mar 13, 2011

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work.Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single ****ing day.Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.