Post funny stuff here.

[romangod]

A robber walks in a bank and points a gun at the teller. He tells her to fill up his bag with cash, which she does.

He then realizes he forgot to pull his mask down over his face, so he does it right away.

He then looks back at the people behind him. He asks the first guy "Did you see my face?" The guy says yes, so he shot him.

He asks the next guy "Did you see my face?" The guy says sort of, so the robber shot him anyway.

Next, there was an older couple. The robber asks the guy "Did you see my face?" The guy says "No, but my wife did"


Cheers!

 

[5string]

All I wanna know is when a smurf takes a dump, what color are the turds?

 

[Chuck Taylor]

A 15 year old girl and her mother are having a talk. The girl asks her mother, "Mom, can you get pregnant from anal sex?" Her mothers reply was,

Yes you can. Where do you think Alabama fans come from?

 

[Black Widow Void]

What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?

A toilet doesn’t follow you around after you use it.

Women are like carpet.

If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them afterward.

 

[Chuck Taylor]

 

[Chuck Taylor]

 

[Chuck Taylor]