Plenty of Fish quick number grabs Vol. 2.Hoe!

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Bokanovsky said:
Naughty/Humble Ninja,

While I salute efforts to fine tune "the universal opener", you are not going to get very far with those messages. You may get tons of responses, but they will mostly be from from bored b!tches who use POF for an ego boost and little else. They may be amused by your openers but that's about it. It's like the first time I saw a beggar with a sign that said that he was too ugly to sell himself for sex. Did I chuckle when I saw the sign? Yes. Did I give him money? No.

In two weeks when I was hitting it heavy out of boredom I got literally 26 numbers. Talked to, texted, got multiple pics etc from many. Got bored and deleted all but the two 24yo's I still talk to on a daily basis. Going out with one of them a second time this Saturday.

Too much chit with work and holidays, family, birthdays, friends etc. To bother with the majority of the chicks. Haven't been on there except for today in like two weeks. Profiles been up like a month. Get first messaged from whales and ugs based off my pics and profile and the occassional hottie but I do the same as chicks. Don't feel like talking so read/delete. You get bored with even spamming at times or starting new convos, BSing with new chicks on the phone when you've got too much to do and it gets repetitive.

I barely have time to see the two I keep talking to.
 

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HumbleNinja said:
In two weeks when I was hitting it heavy out of boredom I got literally 26 numbers. Talked to, texted, got multiple pics etc from many. Got bored and deleted all but the two 24yo's I still talk to on a daily basis. Going out with one of them a second time this Saturday.

Too much chit with work and holidays, family, birthdays, friends etc. To bother with the majority of the chicks. Haven't been on there except for today in like two weeks. Profiles been up like a month. Get first messaged from whales and ugs based off my pics and profile and the occassional hottie but I do the same as chicks. Don't feel like talking so read/delete. You get bored with even spamming at times or starting new convos, BSing with new chicks on the phone when you've got too much to do and it gets repetitive.

I barely have time to see the two I keep talking to.
Doesn't that go against everything you keep repeating about online dating? That you created multiple posts explicitly saying these chicks are only good for pumping and dumping? Have you even kiss one of these chicks yet? I don't know what to believe from you anymore. Either you are a chump or a troll.
 

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Great post.....need more like this....share the wealth and what works...(actually write what worked for you) and the whiny threads should stop. It's like a male version of a sleep over lol
 

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Read these POF tips from a thread 4north1side2 put up. Good tips and pieces to mix and match with your own profiles and or copy and pastas. See below:



Last year I posted on another forum a PoF and other dating websites tip thread. Here it is.....


Ok I did the dating website thing mildy the past year, after alot of trial and error.... and creating a fake female profile to square up my competition, here's a list of personal tips I've compiled. I used to be the guy complaining that he doesn't get any love and now I steadily have new females hitting me up.


Tips

1. Have fun and don't take it seriously, truth be told a lot of females use it simply as a entertainment medium and ego booster. You do the same. Majority of the females on free dating websites aren't about ****, look like ****, and have sorried life's and pasts... If your truly looking for love with a quality woman use much more reputable pay to play dating websites like Match.com

2. Women are just as visual as men, you ain't got to be adonis but atleast attemp to appear to be well kempt in your photos. No more shirtless bathroom pics. Keep the photos to the minimal and highlight your best features. Photos of you out and about piques womens interest the most and shows you aren't boring. Get hip to instagram.

3. Women get hit on upwards to 100 different guys a day BUT best believe she has seen and read every single message. DO NOT BE A SUCKER, if you sent her a message and she hasn't responded, she's not interested. MOVE ON instead of looking like a ***** hitting her up multiple times.

4. Diversify youself, create a profile on multiple dating websites to increase your chances of meeting women. Funny enough the females you find on one dating website you'll find across many. Beware of serial daters whose only interest is using you for all your means.

5. Everyone lies and exaggerates to the fullest about who they are online so do read women's profiles but take what they say with a grain of salt.

6. Everyday hop on the Meet Me game and just hit yes to each and every female for a full minute or two. Don't even pay attention to the pics. If she likes you, she'll hit you up and you can take it from there.

Sticking out from your competition.

Again you are against an insane amount of competition so you got to stick out. Messages like "Hey, wasup, how are you" are boring and unless you are model status, chicks ain't going to entertain your ass.

Here's an line opener that works for me.

"GOOD LAWD! How many necks have you broken with that (insert her smile, tits, ass etc)?" :p

"GOOD LAWD! How many traffic accidents have you cause with that....?" :p

"GOOD LAWD! How many guys have you sent to the hospital for for falling over that.....?" :p



By the way yes it's true :p

If she plays along, I follow up with a "My name is 4north1side2, whom do I have the pleasure of drooling over today?"

Templates

This is my template I use on Plenty of Fish, alter it to where it fits you. Women love my profile and it gets complimented all the time.

Headline

Remember your trying to instantly grab women's attention so I rotate between 3 depending my mood.

"I'm the **** at being a classy respectable gentleman"

"Tell me the craziest, creepiest message you've received? LOL"

"I am not what your looking for "

Description

Look, I'm not one of those thirsty ass dudes trying to sell you that tired ass dream of "looking for the one,love, or all women are crazy". As much as I enjoy it, I'm looking for much more than just sex.. I have been quite deprived of good conversation lately and I'm looking to change that. I want an fun attractive woman that provides great company and has the intelligence to stimulate my mind. PS, I love a goofy woman who doesn't take themself to seriously.

First Date

You feeding me grapes on a platinum plate in the bathtub followed with a back massage of the finest African oils since your ass wanted a "surprise" that was "different" and "creative" the first date.




By the way I posted this originally months ago on a different message board and got clowned pretty hard for being "corny" until I hopped online and using my tips the same exact day along with pictures which made all the hecklers pretty much shut the **** up here. I'm sure it'll be no different here with fella's curious what type of women were showing interest sooooo wala.

Here's the template I used for the fake profile, I stole it from some chick and thought it was awesome. Just alter it till it fits you.

Headline

I'm new to this, go easy on me!

Description

Things that I'm great at:

Cooking.. I'm a fat kid at heart so how could I not be super awesome at it? I do eat mostly healthy though, no red meat, and lots of fish and veggies.
Meeting your friends and/or family.. I am the sh*t at being a respectable lady with manners and parents always love me
I am pretty good with power tools, I can build or rig up pretty much anything..
Making people laugh.. I'm very witty and sarcastic.
Tickling.. who doesn't like to laugh, cry, and scream all at the same time while slowly losing your supply of oxygen? LOL


Awesome facts about me:

I'm extremely loyal and very protective of my friends and family.
I'm currently working on my fitness, I try to work out 3-4 times a week.
I have my own house so we don't have to hang out in your mom's basement.. lol
I love the outdoors, fishing, camping, traveling, and exploring new places, going to the gun range and bon fires
I can knit, sew, crochet and I'm wild with a glue gun.. If you piss me off, you may wind up bedazzled, but its worth the risk!
And I own a firearm.. I'd love to find someone to go to the range with.


Hopefully you get that I'm easy going and kinda funny (see above) and maybe you are looking for someone fun, intelligent and sweet to date.. Message me and we can go from there..
 

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InnerHappiness said:
Doesn't that go against everything you keep repeating about online dating? That you created multiple posts explicitly saying these chicks are only good for pumping and dumping? Have you even kiss one of these chicks yet? I don't know what to believe from you anymore. Either you are a chump or a troll.
Yes it does. Though two of them I continue to talk to as they call me/ text me and vice versa. Most chicks who use online dating are only good for pump and dumps though. If we stopped talking I still meet new chicks everytime I work at my part time. No big deal. Promise you won't hear any crying or complaining about either of them from me.

Have I kissed one of them yet?? No way! They've both been holding out till after we go out to dinner on date four so no kisses for the beta, AFC HumbleNin-gina. We've held hands briefly. Myself and each chick. And they each gave me a kiss on the cheek at the end of my expensive paid dates for being such a nice lil beta. =)

And yes. I'm a chump, troll and a virgin. Thanks!
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

HedoRick

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I've never met Ninja, but I can confirm that his stuff works well(for me, anyways). However, I sometimes wonder if the chicks respond to this retarded stuff based on looks alone. I am 6 foot 4 and considered handsome. I am not cut up or anything, but I guess tall is the IN brand with these damaged online goods....

Bokanovsky said:
Naughty/Humble Ninja,

While I salute efforts to fine tune "the universal opener", you are not going to get very far with those messages. You may get tons of responses, but they will mostly be from from bored b!tches who use POF for an ego boost and little else. They may be amused by your openers but that's about it. It's like the first time I saw a beggar with a sign that said that he was too ugly to sell himself for sex. Did I chuckle when I saw the sign? Yes. Did I give him money? No.
 
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