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Don Juan
Would you guys please please please help me out with this....
I met this woman over a year ago at my workplace. her name will be Diane and her friend will
be Julie We seemed to somehow become friends. We would
eat lunch everyday. she has a serious boyfriend who supports her and a daughter by him. Well one day we are talking on the phone and she starts talking about
how she kissed some girls in college. I then asked her if she kissed her friend who is another
co-worker and she said No I am not into big girls but I am into big guys. My last boyfriend was
a big guy. I would have sex with you if I didn't have a boyfriend. This made me feel funny and I
kind of acted like a dork and said I am hanging up now. So later I see her and she is smiling
ear to ear and she asked me if she offended me. I told her No. This is the point where things
changed between us.
Diane start inviting me to her parties that she had at her house. Her friend Julie from work would
also be there. I never would go due to her boyfriend being there. I of course would of felt funny
being around her boyfriend. Then one day me and her are walking around a store and she asks me
why I will not go to her parties. I had a hard time coming out and telling her. So she starts
getting mad that I will not tell her. She then says if you tell me I will tell you something.
I then came out and told her that it was because I felt funny being around her boyfriend when
I wanted her. I was later told by her friend that she already knew why I would not go and she
needed to hear it come directly from my mouth. Woman need to hear you verbally tell them that you
like them I was told. So after I tell her that I like her she says "I am head over heels over you
if I could ever cheat on my boyfriend It would be with you. I know its tough with you being
single and me having a boyfriend but nothing can happen." We then ran out of time and agreed to
talk about this later. Which a few days later me and her was out eating at a resturant and she
never mentioned this. SO I brought it up. This time she said "If I ever got you alone and something
got started between us I would not put an end to it. I can't believe I could do this to my
boyfriend but the way I have been treated lately I don't know. Thats all I am saying. Oh and
it can't happen at work. I of course tried to kiss her. I was not sure if she was telling the
truth so I didn't just kiss her like normal people would. I just said come here. She knew what
I was going to do and she said NO I said come here and she said NO again and said wasn't it
funner when we was just friends.
She started coming around me more. She would come over to my office and see me. Sometimes
she would make up some reason to have an excuse to come over and see me. Whenever I would go
outside to smoke she would show up outside and smoke with me. She would make sexual comments
such as I am shaved down south, I like my toes sucked etc. Every time she would say sexual comments
or touch me was around other people. When it was just me and her she acted normal.
We had a company meeting and I took a seat by some co-workers. So Diane calls me over and
says sit here. She give me her seat which was next to her friend Julie who comes to her parties etc.
I didn't think anything about it. Diane sat behind me and during the meeting she kicked me rubbed
my shoulders etc. Then during the meeting Diane starts running her mouth to the Tech giving the
meeting she was just ranting about things she did not like. She even told the tech that another
one of her co-workers was a part of the female anatomy. So then somebody tells Diane that she
needs to settle down and shut her mouth. I then hear her say I am not worried I have my body
guard here "meaning me"... So the next day I was told by another co-worker that Julie likes me.
I never was shown any signs. I don't know if that was said because I sat next to her in the
meeting or not. So I came out and asked Diane if Julie likes me and she said NO. I often wonder
about this because Diane likes about every guy she see's..... Plus she is well known for being
a sneak......
Diane took care of me. She once took my cigarettes away from me because she thought I smoked
to much. Then she would give me one when she thought I could have one. Then when we would go out
to eat she would make sure I didn't eat to much. Geez this is sounding like she was trying to
control me now that I think?.?.? She would go to the bank for me but I would also go for her
sometimes... Once we was walking around and I noticed my shoe came untied. So I pointed down
to it just joking around and she bent over and tied my shoe. Makes me feel like I was a kid.
One time somebody called me on the phone. I was talking to the person
on the phone like she was my girlfriend. So I can see Diane's reaction to me talking to another
woman. Well I noticed she start looking at me and she was sitting there eating chinese food. So
she interupts me and says "Do you know what I just thought. How do chinese people eat rice with
chop sticks?"" I answered her and went back to talking on the phone. She then says who is that.
I told her it was nobody she knows and she says I know thats why I want to know. I said again
it is nobody and she just said ok and then dropped it. So I assume she was Jealous?
So 4th of July comes along and Diane asks me if I would come to her 4th of July party. I
didn't want to go so I ignored her. She then asks me again a few days later and I told her
that I would try to come. She acted all excited. Then a few days later she asks me again. I told
her that I would try but I would not promise anything. SO I end up not being able to make it.
The next time I seen her she seemed a little mad that I didn't go. She tells me that she was
going to call me but didn't have my phone number.
Once we was ordering food and Diane did not have any money for any food. SO I ordered her some
food and When she realized I got it for her she called me up and told me to come and get it
she is not eating it. I went over and told her she is going to eat it. I then went and bought
something to drink and also bought her something to drink and when I gave it to her she gave me
this look that was so interesting. It was a cross between her being in love and crying.
Diane once stood behind me and would rest her hands on my shoulders. She grabbed my butt once
she sat in my lap a couple of times while she bounced up and down.
This part really gets me. As I said before I never felt comfortable going to her house to
parties and such because her boyfriend was there. So SHE decided that I should come over when he
is at work. Which I did. So for some reason which I would love to understand Diane tells my boss
at work that I only will come over when her boyfriend is not there.
Once Diane told me that somebody that we know asked her if I liked Diane. Diane then said that
the woman said that she thinks it's cute how me and Diane fight and argue like we are brother
and sister. Diane then said "I think it is sick to consider you my brother."
I came around Diane once when she was talking to somebody on the phone. When she saw me I
heard her tell the person on the phone "if Larry would drive he could come to the bar saturday"
So I thought well she must want me to come. So I planned on going I didn't tell her. Then saturday
came and when I seen her she said Why don't you watch my daughter tonight. I laughed because I
thought it was a joke. She then said oh it will be easy she will already be asleep and she likes
you. So this made me think she was serious but she never mentioned it again and of course I
didn't watch her.
I was out eating with Diane and she is acting all flirty and happy. She says that girl with
the long hair was just checking you out. I looked and there was NOBODY there. Then she says to me
where do u live at. I pointed because it was real close to where we was at. She said where is over
there. This comes into play later on!!!!
I met this woman over a year ago at my workplace. her name will be Diane and her friend will
be Julie We seemed to somehow become friends. We would
eat lunch everyday. she has a serious boyfriend who supports her and a daughter by him. Well one day we are talking on the phone and she starts talking about
how she kissed some girls in college. I then asked her if she kissed her friend who is another
co-worker and she said No I am not into big girls but I am into big guys. My last boyfriend was
a big guy. I would have sex with you if I didn't have a boyfriend. This made me feel funny and I
kind of acted like a dork and said I am hanging up now. So later I see her and she is smiling
ear to ear and she asked me if she offended me. I told her No. This is the point where things
changed between us.
Diane start inviting me to her parties that she had at her house. Her friend Julie from work would
also be there. I never would go due to her boyfriend being there. I of course would of felt funny
being around her boyfriend. Then one day me and her are walking around a store and she asks me
why I will not go to her parties. I had a hard time coming out and telling her. So she starts
getting mad that I will not tell her. She then says if you tell me I will tell you something.
I then came out and told her that it was because I felt funny being around her boyfriend when
I wanted her. I was later told by her friend that she already knew why I would not go and she
needed to hear it come directly from my mouth. Woman need to hear you verbally tell them that you
like them I was told. So after I tell her that I like her she says "I am head over heels over you
if I could ever cheat on my boyfriend It would be with you. I know its tough with you being
single and me having a boyfriend but nothing can happen." We then ran out of time and agreed to
talk about this later. Which a few days later me and her was out eating at a resturant and she
never mentioned this. SO I brought it up. This time she said "If I ever got you alone and something
got started between us I would not put an end to it. I can't believe I could do this to my
boyfriend but the way I have been treated lately I don't know. Thats all I am saying. Oh and
it can't happen at work. I of course tried to kiss her. I was not sure if she was telling the
truth so I didn't just kiss her like normal people would. I just said come here. She knew what
I was going to do and she said NO I said come here and she said NO again and said wasn't it
funner when we was just friends.
She started coming around me more. She would come over to my office and see me. Sometimes
she would make up some reason to have an excuse to come over and see me. Whenever I would go
outside to smoke she would show up outside and smoke with me. She would make sexual comments
such as I am shaved down south, I like my toes sucked etc. Every time she would say sexual comments
or touch me was around other people. When it was just me and her she acted normal.
We had a company meeting and I took a seat by some co-workers. So Diane calls me over and
says sit here. She give me her seat which was next to her friend Julie who comes to her parties etc.
I didn't think anything about it. Diane sat behind me and during the meeting she kicked me rubbed
my shoulders etc. Then during the meeting Diane starts running her mouth to the Tech giving the
meeting she was just ranting about things she did not like. She even told the tech that another
one of her co-workers was a part of the female anatomy. So then somebody tells Diane that she
needs to settle down and shut her mouth. I then hear her say I am not worried I have my body
guard here "meaning me"... So the next day I was told by another co-worker that Julie likes me.
I never was shown any signs. I don't know if that was said because I sat next to her in the
meeting or not. So I came out and asked Diane if Julie likes me and she said NO. I often wonder
about this because Diane likes about every guy she see's..... Plus she is well known for being
a sneak......
Diane took care of me. She once took my cigarettes away from me because she thought I smoked
to much. Then she would give me one when she thought I could have one. Then when we would go out
to eat she would make sure I didn't eat to much. Geez this is sounding like she was trying to
control me now that I think?.?.? She would go to the bank for me but I would also go for her
sometimes... Once we was walking around and I noticed my shoe came untied. So I pointed down
to it just joking around and she bent over and tied my shoe. Makes me feel like I was a kid.
One time somebody called me on the phone. I was talking to the person
on the phone like she was my girlfriend. So I can see Diane's reaction to me talking to another
woman. Well I noticed she start looking at me and she was sitting there eating chinese food. So
she interupts me and says "Do you know what I just thought. How do chinese people eat rice with
chop sticks?"" I answered her and went back to talking on the phone. She then says who is that.
I told her it was nobody she knows and she says I know thats why I want to know. I said again
it is nobody and she just said ok and then dropped it. So I assume she was Jealous?
So 4th of July comes along and Diane asks me if I would come to her 4th of July party. I
didn't want to go so I ignored her. She then asks me again a few days later and I told her
that I would try to come. She acted all excited. Then a few days later she asks me again. I told
her that I would try but I would not promise anything. SO I end up not being able to make it.
The next time I seen her she seemed a little mad that I didn't go. She tells me that she was
going to call me but didn't have my phone number.
Once we was ordering food and Diane did not have any money for any food. SO I ordered her some
food and When she realized I got it for her she called me up and told me to come and get it
she is not eating it. I went over and told her she is going to eat it. I then went and bought
something to drink and also bought her something to drink and when I gave it to her she gave me
this look that was so interesting. It was a cross between her being in love and crying.
Diane once stood behind me and would rest her hands on my shoulders. She grabbed my butt once
she sat in my lap a couple of times while she bounced up and down.
This part really gets me. As I said before I never felt comfortable going to her house to
parties and such because her boyfriend was there. So SHE decided that I should come over when he
is at work. Which I did. So for some reason which I would love to understand Diane tells my boss
at work that I only will come over when her boyfriend is not there.
Once Diane told me that somebody that we know asked her if I liked Diane. Diane then said that
the woman said that she thinks it's cute how me and Diane fight and argue like we are brother
and sister. Diane then said "I think it is sick to consider you my brother."
I came around Diane once when she was talking to somebody on the phone. When she saw me I
heard her tell the person on the phone "if Larry would drive he could come to the bar saturday"
So I thought well she must want me to come. So I planned on going I didn't tell her. Then saturday
came and when I seen her she said Why don't you watch my daughter tonight. I laughed because I
thought it was a joke. She then said oh it will be easy she will already be asleep and she likes
you. So this made me think she was serious but she never mentioned it again and of course I
didn't watch her.
I was out eating with Diane and she is acting all flirty and happy. She says that girl with
the long hair was just checking you out. I looked and there was NOBODY there. Then she says to me
where do u live at. I pointed because it was real close to where we was at. She said where is over
there. This comes into play later on!!!!
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