I'm not sure, can you rate me?
da_hunter said:
This thread is totally nerdy. It's like you are turning DJ stuff into world of warcraft.
LOL.
Look I'm not sure, can you dudes rate me?
CONFIDENCE: I consider myself above average (at this site). I can regurgitate all the guru's tips on the forums but I pee myself whenever I think about approaching.
CONVERSATION SKILLS: I'm totally alpha. When I talk to girls I'm like " Su.... su.... su.... su... ck my c...c...c...c...c...c...c...c...c...c...c....c...ock you f...f....f...f...f...****ing....sl....sl...s....sl...sl...ut."
SEXUAL STATE: My strength! I have a hole in my jeans pocket so I can masturbate whilst talking to chicks.
REJECTION RECOVER: I have almost recovered from every suicide attempt.
C&F: Don't know many lines, this is my favourite: "You just want me coz you can't find anyone better."
EYE CONTACT: Once my eyes have locked onto a babes titties I NEVER look away!
BODY LANGUAGE: I have mastered the art of sticking out my massively fat stomach so that I never get missed in the crowd.
OPENING: I'm great at Negs. When I see a HB9 or more I go up and say " Is your dress made out of your grandma's curtains? You smell like a camels butt, I think your tan, nails and tits are fake. You have an overbite, a speech impediment and a lazy eye. You dress like a crack*****, you need plastic surgery becuase your nose wiggles funny, your mums a slut, I know, I ****ed her."
As soon as I work up the courage to actually approach I'm gonna be the man.
MID GAME: i have been working on a magic tricks like in the Mystery Method, but so far no club will allow me bring in rabbits, human size boxes or giant saws for chopping babes in half...
END GAME: I am a virgin but only coz any girl who would have sex is a hor and I don't sleep with hors.
OVERALL GAME: I only ever get rejected by hors.
So how did I go guys?
JJ