Picking up girls online - stupid waste of time! I'm very angry.

Guitar_Whizz

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Alright guys, who here does online PU at all and gets any success?

I've come to the conclusion that online is a f*cking waste of time when it comes to meeting women.

Now what I'll say is I've never had success this way. Ok, I met an ex gf online, but that was years ago. On the whole though, all the meet ups I've had have been disastorous in that the girl has been completely different to what I expected or we ended up in friends zone because of spending too much time chatting online.

Another thing is that these dating sites, eg plentyoffish, faceparty etc etc have got hundreds of thousands, if not millions of members, and girls usually get dozens upon dozens of messages sent by AFC guys every f*cking day. So unless you really want to waste your time, you'll have to wait a long time for a reply from most HBs you message.

Seriously, I send out 25 messages on plentyoffish.com, saying the following:-

'Hi,

I'm new to this site and was browsing profiles...you're certainly good looking, but beauty is common these days so I was wondering what do you have going for you apart your looks? Tell me a bit about yourself and I'll see if you might be the sort of girl I'd go for or not.'


.....and I got NO RESPONSES.

So I tried Faceparty. I've not had a lot of success there either. Most of the time you don't get a reply, or if you do you either get a *****y girl or someone who just wants to be friends. What the **** is going on!

I messaged 2 girls on Faceparty with this message:-

'Hey, you're probably tired of all the guys messing you saying 'you're really pretty' etc etc....so tell me, what have you got going for you other than your looks? Tell me a bit about yourself & I'll see if you're worth my time or not.' (I put 'hello dork' in the subject line)

I thought that would make me stand out from all the chodes, yet I got 2 very b*tchy responses.....

Response from HB #1:-

'Bein Honest Im not That Gd Lukin
I Dont How To Describe Myself
But I Can Be ****y
An U Sed Worth Your time
What Makes you Think Id Wanna be Worth Your Time?
You Make It Sound Like Your Something Special...
I Dont Know Ya Might Be
You Should Really Rephrase What You say To People
You Might Just Sound Like Less Of An assh*le'

Response from HB #2:-

'Naahhh It Says On Me Porfile Wat Yuu Need 2 Kno... N I Dont Apricate Yuu Callin Me A Dork'

Bloody hell, what's wrong with these HBs!!??? I mean, if I send a 'normal' message, I'll just look like a 'nice guy', if I say 'you're hot' I'll look like a horny chode, and if I try something witty and funny I get a b*tchy response!

Any better suggestions? I reckon online PU is a ****ing waste of time, and I'm gonna stick to cold approaching in the real world.

Why do girls f*cking bother going on these sites if they're gonna be so nasty to guys messaging them!!! I'm a bit p*ssed off!!!
 

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iqqi said:
Try this:

"Hey. What's up?"

You sound like your pitching something. IE, a salesman.
Can you be a bit more specific in what you mean. I'm just trying to make my response stand out from all the other guys messaging them...."Hey, what's up?" doesn't stand out does it.
 

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Boring canned message. You gotta at least indicate you read their profiles.
 

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Guitar_Whizz said:
I'm new to this site and was browsing profiles...
New to this site, yeah right. But ok...

Guitar_Whizz said:
you're certainly good looking,
why thank you! (feels flattered)

Guitar_Whizz said:
but beauty is common these days so I was wondering what do you have going for you apart your looks?
well if I'm so common that peace out! (doesn't bother reading rest of your message).

Guitar_Whizz said:
Tell me a bit about yourself and I'll see if you might be the sort of girl I'd go for or not.'
Or... not.
 

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There's a little thing called "rapport" which you haven't addressed.
 

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LOL... Hello Dork.

You have a lot to learn about communication. You cant pull your negs and c&f out the gate.

Here is a hint:

If you really want to distinguish yourself from the other losers, do NOT mention their looks. Read their profile and make a connection with that.

Hey XXXX,

I read your profile and you seem pretty cool.. I am also into A, B, and C and looking for friends who are on the same page. Just wondering what other stuff you are into and what makes you smile. Hit me back when you can and tell me a little more about yourself.

Sincerely Curious,

Guitar Whizz
You really can't hate on a message like that. I guarantee you will get more responses.

As for whether or not you should be picking girls up online, well thats a whole other subject so I wont hijack your thread ;)
 

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NINJA PIMPIN said:
LOL... Hello Dork.

You have a lot to learn about communication. You cant pull your negs and c&f out the gate.

Here is a hint:

If you really want to distinguish yourself from the other losers, do NOT mention their looks. Read their profile and make a connection with that.



You really can't hate on a message like that. I guarantee you will get more responses.

As for whether or not you should be picking girls up online, well thats a whole other subject so I wont hijack your thread ;)
Much better but it's still a bit "blah." Still needs a bit of "umph" to set himself apart from others. Nothing in that message is memorable, it says "nice guy who's probably worth taking a girl out to a couple of dinners and nothing else."
 

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1) Post a better picture. Women have lots of guys vying for their attention so she won't bother reading your profile if you don't have a good picture.

2) If you go to nonpaying sites like plentyoffish, its pretty much like going to myspace or facebook. If you know women shell out a bit of money for this, at least you know they will take it more seriously and are not just on it for attention wh0ring purposes.
 

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I've never been keen on picking up girls online. It sounds like the same gimmicky sh!t those tv ads for "you could be texting hot girls tonight. millions of ladies are just waiting by there phones ready to text you" kind of crap. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.
 
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Why would you wanna pick up girls up on the internet? I bet its because deep down inside you know its an old man you're talking to and you want some of that cause you're a grandad fcuker. Go outside and try picking up some real life women ya tit.
 

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LOOK DUDE..........internet dating is a wussy way of meeting chics........but if you know the cheat codes.........YOU CAN HAVE 20-50 DATES lined up in a mere few weeks. By that I mean 50 actual phone numbers, dates with LIVE WOMEN all in a row.

this is very generic advice (if u want specifics u gotta buy/research email templates that rock) A few sources that reap success......Insiders dating......cool clever simple tricks to get your emails read, NET2BED-a smooth, creative way to write profiles that reap responses, DaVagina code 2008-actual cut n paste emails with GET THIS.........response emails from females, also includes IM's & text flirting 101, get more matches at speed dating events, tons of stuff u can use).

the generic fluff:

1) cool picture of yourself (black n white, some vacation/action photo's)

2) CLEVER HEADLINE-cool, funny, short profile.

3) EMAIL TEMPLATES-be sure to incorporate something from their profile with each template you design.

4) CLEVER EMAIL TRICKS-to get your email read and get her to respond.

Now I know this is generic advice but there is WAY TOO MANY tips on here, in books, programs, tv, media, etc.

Theres a system u need 2 develope just like any other by step by step.

*free sites often lack quality.

* send out emails (10-20) per day, best time to respond, which women are most likely to respond........

THIS IS REALLY A SCIENCE.........but again its just another way to meet women. KEEP doing approaches, day game, bars/clubs. OUt-sourcing (using the net to score) is the easy way out......but at the same time takes time to master.

The cool thing about the net........last nite, signed onto a site........send 1 email........3 minutes later she writes back........15 minutes later I am at her house.......and she was hot. IF you want to just rely on the net, it can be very efficient way to bang chics. It does however lack the confidence building of cold approaching.

hey i think I am going to write another article...................
 

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Why would you wanna pick up girls up on the internet? I bet its because deep down inside you know its an old man you're talking to and you want some of that cause you're a grandad fcuker. Go outside and try picking up some real life women ya tit.
Tony you dipstick, online game (if you know what your doing) can get you ALOT more hole.... so, why not?

Do you realize how many chicks go online hoping to find quality d1ck? IME its alot!!!

For everyone else:

Don't buy into the 'real vs. online' fundamentalists' arguments. There is just as much of an art to it as real-world sarging, it is just different.
 

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sexybeast said:
... (if you know what your doing) ....
Ever notice how often this is omitted by the guy's who think it's stupid, maybe there's a connection... :whistle:
 

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Whatever's clever yo. I've used that message plenty of times and scored some hoes off myspace, facebook and hi5. None of them were worth my time though. Online b!tches tend to be lonely and desperate for a good reason.

Nothing beats real-world game my brothers
 

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I've gotten my past two dates off myspace and facebook...but it pisses me off so much when they don't reply!
 

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Online b!tches tend to be lonely and desperate for a good reason.
Yeah, they cant find quality d1ck, so they give online dating a bash...

You will find ALL types of girls online, some good some not so good. Same as real world game.

I currently working on a super model at the moment. She appears in FHM/loaded/zoo ect I seriously hope I pull that sh1t off, its looking all good at the moment, she wants me to come round and decorate her bedroom ;)

Who said online game is a waste of time???
 
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COD said:
LOOK DUDE..........internet dating is a wussy way of meeting chics........but if you know the cheat codes.........YOU CAN HAVE 20-50 DATES lined up in a mere few weeks. By that I mean 50 actual phone numbers, dates with LIVE WOMEN all in a row.
I've heard this sales pitch many times.

COD said:
this is very generic advice (if u want specifics u gotta buy/research email templates that rock) A few sources that reap success......Insiders dating......cool clever simple tricks to get your emails read, NET2BED-a smooth, creative way to write profiles that reap responses,
I've tried net2bed and it didn't work for me.

In a nutshell this is what net2bed talks about:
- conveying sensuality in your profile by going on the descriptive and describing tastes of wine, cooking, or anything to show you are sensual.
- portraying strength of some form - find out your strengths and base your profile on those.
- electric contrast - that's it's major theme, making sharp contrasts - such as if you are a workaholic, then mention that you play hard too, or if you are a nice guy, make sure you mention you like some masculine things like sports, etc... so that people can not pigeonhole you into a category.

That's what net2bed is all about in a nutshell - but when I tried it during it's trial period, I've tried changing my profile, and guess what, results are still the same as if there is no change.

If you suck at online dating, then I would not recommend net2bed since it did not help me out and it never clicked with me.

I'd like to know if you actually tried this program COD.

COD said:
DaVagina code 2008-actual cut n paste emails with GET THIS.........response emails from females, also includes IM's & text flirting 101, get more matches at speed dating events, tons of stuff u can use).
Did not try this one, I guess you are not posting a link or anything.

COD said:
the generic fluff:

1) cool picture of yourself (black n white, some vacation/action photo's)
Have done this, but some people say my pics look geeky. I've even tried 'lookbetteronline.com' to get professional photos in parks and what not, and still to no avail.

COD said:
2) CLEVER HEADLINE-cool, funny, short profile.
I've tried this before and there has been no difference of response.

COD said:
3) EMAIL TEMPLATES-be sure to incorporate something from their profile with each template you design.
I've tried this before, and it seems no matter what you write, that it doesn't connect. My experience is I may get some connections here and there if my profile was less rigid (when I was experimenting my profiles were not rigid, but now I dont care).


COD said:
4) CLEVER EMAIL TRICKS-to get your email read and get her to respond.
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That's stating the obvious, know any specific tips?


COD said:
Now I know this is generic advice but there is WAY TOO MANY tips on here, in books, programs, tv, media, etc.

Theres a system u need 2 develope just like any other by step by step.

*free sites often lack quality.
I've got better results from free sites than paying sites. I got friendzoned by people I meet from paying sites, but at least I got kisses from people I meet on the free sites.

COD said:
* send out emails (10-20) per day, best time to respond, which women are most likely to respond........
Right, doesn't that sound a tad desperate? You have to invest all that time to send so many emails just to get a response or two if you are lucky of people you are probably not really that attracted to or compatable with.

You get responses from girls that men aren't all chasing after, divorcees with kids, people with kids, or some really fat girl or something while the hot ones just go 'read, delete'.

COD said:
THIS IS REALLY A SCIENCE.........but again its just another way to meet women. KEEP doing approaches, day game, bars/clubs. OUt-sourcing (using the net to score) is the easy way out......but at the same time takes time to master.

The cool thing about the net........last nite, signed onto a site........send 1 email........3 minutes later she writes back........15 minutes later I am at her house.......and she was hot. IF you want to just rely on the net, it can be very efficient way to bang chics. It does however lack the confidence building of cold approaching.

hey i think I am going to write another article...................
I think you have a good photo - that's why you are successful, everything else seems to be BS.
 
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