Pageant: The most AFC song on the planet and its 14 runner up miscreants *caped*

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Azudragon i think we should start putting in a good Don Juan song as a replacement for an AFc song. Listen to this, not that!

Kinda like this book:
http://www.amazon.com/This-Thousands-Simple-Swaps-Pounds/dp/1594868549

Or just start listing good Dj Juans with DJ: before the song title if its Dj, and AFC: if its an afc song. It will add substance to the thread, we don't want to see AFC song after AFC song

DJ: Rockstar - N.E.RD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul-tYUDefxs&feature=related

DJ: Aint A fool ( Zombie Nation remix) - Lil Jon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u2PuqV_y48&feature=related

AFC: Love Story - Taylor Swift
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlbB7qt6v_0
 
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DJ Barcardi said:
Azudragon i think we should start putting in a good Don Juan song as a replacement for an AFc song. Listen to this, not that!

Kinda like this book:
http://www.amazon.com/This-Thousands-Simple-Swaps-Pounds/dp/1594868549

Or just start listing good Dj Juans with DJ: before the song title if its Dj, and AFC: if its an afc song. It will add substance to the thread, we don't want to see AFC song after AFC song

DJ: Rockstar - N.E.RD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul-tYUDefxs&feature=related

DJ: Aint A fool ( Zombie Nation remix) - Lil Jon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u2PuqV_y48&feature=related

AFC: Love Story - Taylor Swift
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlbB7qt6v_0
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Just like in your FR, i like how your cleaver to come up with comebacks for the songs. I think we should start posting Don Juan songs, it will make the thread more fun and alive with a party mood
 
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DJ Barcardi said:
Azudragon i think we should start putting in a good Don Juan song as a replacement for an AFc song. Listen to this, not that!

Kinda like this book:
http://www.amazon.com/This-Thousands-Simple-Swaps-Pounds/dp/1594868549

Or just start listing good Dj Juans with DJ: before the song title if its Dj, and AFC: if its an afc song. It will add substance to the thread, we don't want to see AFC song after AFC song

DJ: Rockstar - N.E.RD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul-tYUDefxs&feature=related

DJ: Aint A fool ( Zombie Nation remix) - Lil Jon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u2PuqV_y48&feature=related

AFC: Love Story - Taylor Swift
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlbB7qt6v_0
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Let's do that! Im going to a friends birthday party, so the off the wall reviews are going to be typed tommarrow. I love the way you think, first V.I.P treatment, then this, im glad we Victor's are in the dictonary haha
 
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I heard this song in the mall on Monday, and i was really annoying. The girl is really pretty in te music video, but the lyrics are like a diluted glass of 1 percent lemonade.

AFC: Love Song - Sara Bareillis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR5xv3pt7KI
 
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Some of the best Don Juan bands:

Flogging Molley
Bloodhound Gang
Rob Zombie
Van Halen
Manowar
Rammstein
Agent Orange
Apollo 440
Dead Kennedy's
Buckcherry
Lil Wayne
NOFX


Do you guys have any bands you guys think are Don Juan?
 
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Trader said:
Take for example, Nickelback's "Gotta Be Somebody",..Talk about reeking of desperation
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Amen.

And that song is only one of quite a few. Their singer is a complete AFC.



'Delilah' is the reason I take my iPod into the gym these days. All the testosterone in my bloodstream immediately dries up when that song comes on the overhead and that's dangerous when I've got 300 lbs across my chest.

I'm surprised this didn't make the list though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztc4V3ttlso

Easily an AFC hall of famer.
 
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Rollo Tomassi said:
Amen.

And that song is only one of quite a few. Their singer is a complete AFC.



'Delilah' is the reason I take my iPod into the gym these days. All the testosterone in my bloodstream immediately dries up when that song comes on the overhead and that's dangerous when I've got 300 lbs across my chest.

I'm surprised this didn't make the list though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztc4V3ttlso

Easily an AFC hall of famer.
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It did mr. moderator, it was number 10 haha. Jumping off a cliff to freezing ice water is one of the most AFC things you can do, seriously. I think he came out of the closet.

The parody is funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_4n7kmA5wM&feature=related


This thread is just the beginning.... just the Jurassic park beginning...
 
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Dedication said:
This one is only for DJ's, so beware.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIUkEWec-9g&feature=related
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What can i say about this song that hasn't been said about 80 year old streakers. This is a wannabe "counterfeit" Dj song. Normally Eminiem is whatever, but b!tching about a past relationship, and how he "cant be her superman", is disturbing, like hearing a serial killer warning you, while carving off your testicles hair by hair, that he is going to slowly kill you with your food digested intestines. Then laughing with proud tears in his eyes, That the second you lay dead, he is going to rape you and use your anal blood as his lubricant, and then cvmming on your empty dripping brain cavity. If you felt sick as you read that, thats how i feel when i listened to this ghetto " im not super man, im Super Insecure, but i say im alpha, so you won't know for sure" song.
 
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What can i say about this song that hasn't been said about 80 year old streakers. This is a wannabe "counterfeit" Dj song. Normally Eminiem is whatever, but b!tching about a past relationship, and how he "cant be her superman", is disturbing, like hearing a serial killer warning you, while carving off your testicles hair by hair, that he is going to slowly kill you with your food digested intestines. Then laughing with proud tears in his eyes, That the second you lay dead, he is going to rape you and use your anal blood as his lubricant, and then cvmming on your empty dripping brain cavity. If you felt sick as you read that, thats how i feel when i listened to this ghetto " im not super man, im Super Insecure, but i say im alpha, so you won't know for sure" song.
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That gave me a pretty nice new insight about that song, thanks man.
 
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here's a dj song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O3Plt8DyMk
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Hahahahahaha "he left me for a fish' she said! I cant explained the joy in hearing such a manly, but maybe a little too adventurous song. This song is pure raw masculinity, but im going to let the lyrics speak for themselves:

Well I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that water's right
And the weather's perfect
No tellin' what I might catch today

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite


Another Dj song:
Brad Paisley - Alcohol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df53LWQ
 

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