Pageant: The most AFC song on the planet and its 14 runner up miscreants *caped*
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prairiedog24
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Better man than I. The sappy stuff is sometimes the best (although I hate the pop culture emo stuff)axxo said:
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*shivering*damascus said:
I.... dont.... even.... want.... to..... reply.... too... horrible...
I have like 8,700 songs on my Zune , im halfway done. When you turn from AFC To Don Juan, your old lifestyle must go, but it feels good when all your sappy and emo songs are gone. Go celebrate!axxo said:
"Tell Me We Belong together" - Strike 1!axxo said:
"I Be Love suicide" - strike 2!
"Ill Be Your greatest fan of your life" -strike 3!
"Ill be better when im older"- Strike 4!
He is good with metaphors, but listening to this song is like being on a rollercoaster ride of the corniest level. Its like going to the carnival and hitting the "how strong are you" slegehammer smash game, all the way to the ceiling of the Cornyville Carnival, and instead of winning a teddy bear for her, you win the chance to be her "greatest fan of your life", and when your older, you play illusionist when you realize your testes are no owned by you, but by your "Love Suicide".
Alle_Gory said:
Oh god! He is actually sympathizing with her b!tchy ways and supporting being in the friend zone. Alle Gory this is not an Afc song, this is worse. :crackup: Listening to this epidemic of a band is like being "marooned" on a uncharted island , and instead of trying to build a raft and escaping, you spend the day masturbating because because she's the only one you fantasizing about, and you want to let her know that " she will be loved", when you had a girl efficiency and forgot your Don Juan vitamins.
This one is worse:
X. Touchdown Turnaround - Hellogoodbye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft1WZkf50W0&feature=related
" don't give up me, i never knew you", "
would you turn me down if im not what your looking for"
Even the pink t-shirted band members look like they high estrogen levels in there blood. The girl is the prize, they have turned football into feminineball . Hear this as i past Limited Too at the mall.
SEND ME YOUR MOST AFC SONGS, And If Your Brave, It's Most Offending Lyric
i will criticize them all with an original off the wall review hehe
I wrote a song about the Sosuave community:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1556645#post1556645
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AFC song that I hate but girls love it
Plain White Tees - "Hey There Delilah"
Also
Secondhand Serenade - "Fall for you."
Lyrics: 'A girl like you is impossible to find.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKi125iqnFg
Plain White Tees - "Hey There Delilah"
Also
Secondhand Serenade - "Fall for you."
Lyrics: 'A girl like you is impossible to find.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKi125iqnFg
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Trader said:
I approve of this Hey There Delilah parody:
"Hey Their Vag!na - Rollercoastergeek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTYz9OPRJow&feature=related
( listen to it guys i actually laughed out loud!)
"Hey their vag!na with your Pvssylips"
"Let my pen!s play quarterback, ill throw a touchdown inside you :crackup: "
"you sausage wallet, i love you"
I hate the Plain White T's with a passion, they are always featuring their " i can barely play guitar" music on the show greek. The big nose singer makes me laugh with his limited lyrics. My sister loves them, makes me grrr. I waswrite going to write a Pg-13 funny review, but the parody takes care of it.
Trader said:
Trader."you may have thought i was stronger, i may have failed, but i have loved you from the start"
The guy sounds like the all grown up version of Alvin from the chipmunks. There are more things wrong in the lyric above than the personal lives of the rich and famous, that are found in a melodramtic People magazine, that has been used as toilet paper by New York's subway homeless population. The noobs in the comments section on youtube dedicating this song to their girlfriends is refreshing, it makes me happy to see my competition is slowly being eliminated. Emancipate yourself from this song, just like our Founding Fathers did, buy having sex and thinking this saying in your head as you do her:
"you may have thought you was stronger, i have prevailed, but i had always been a man visualizing doggystyling you from the start"
Peace and Quiet
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
daygameguy
Master Don Juan
I love this song:
Kevin Little - Turn Me on.
Kevin Little - Turn Me on.
Michael learns to rock-That's Why You Go Away
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w94p9m2O9k8
Michael Learns To Rock - The Actor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPDoDsa9J-Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w94p9m2O9k8
Michael Learns To Rock - The Actor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPDoDsa9J-Y
Azudragon said:
Dude what's the point of this? How much time do you have on your hands to come up with 21 AFC songs, all by title and artist, complete with a small description?
You could probably write a good song in the same amount of time.
What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
What's interesting is that as my mindset has changed - songs with AFC lyrics do start to bother me now (even though the song can be catchy)slickaz said:
Take for example, Nickelback's "Gotta Be Somebody"
http://www.imeem.com/rhojmusic/music/YIZjlQ5F/nickelback-gotta-be-somebody-high-quality/
'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
Talk about reeking of desperation
Count Chocola
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Same here! A true Dj wouln't listen to to commercialized Afc smufflinks , change your minset, change your tunes. Music subconsciously influences how you think.Trader said:
Ill do Anything - Simple PLAN
"Ill do anything just to hold you in my arms"
"Ill do anything to fall asleep with you"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DydmXoH9JYU&feature=related
Makedamnsure - Taking Back Sunday
"you are everything i want, you are everything im not"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szqv87S2nzk
Count Chocola
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I want to see what your going to say about this legendary afc song
Just my imagination - The Temptations
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34X3byLNT-g
almost Everything emo is afc.
P.S this thread comes up second on Google when you type "afc songs"
Just my imagination - The Temptations
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34X3byLNT-g
almost Everything emo is afc.
P.S this thread comes up second on Google when you type "afc songs"
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axxo said:
"ive been hiding my hopes and dreams away"
I want to get into a time machience, travel back into time, and arrive in the middle of their performance, cut the sound, and play her a real manly song with an electric guitar, steal her from him and his "Proud to Be AFC" ballad, and show her the real way "back" into love, doggystyle that is haha
It maybe sound silly, but its inspirational. In a revolution, little things turn into bigger things, than everybody wants a piece. I actually wrote a song that day after skateboarding lessons, its called Save The Humansslickaz said:
Since you love it, i will offened it. Its rather catchy .... stop it feet......daygameguy said:
shame on you daygameguy, you got me dancing to an afc song haha Bad bad bad!
axxo said:
"I won't forget the way your kissing"
This makes feel more depressed than a chimmy worker during the 1950s, when the loyal pretty housewive ,gives you crap about how you can't use her bathroom because your covered in the ashes of wussyness. aAnd you had to hold it in, and Sh!T far away from the house because you don't want to dispect her yard, because "She turns you on"
daygameguy
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I love these songs too:
Pink Floyd - The Wall.
Bon Jovi - It's My Life.
Bullet for my valentine - Tears don't fall.
Soundtracks for Never Back Down.
K.O.s Sunday Morning
Shop Boyz - Party Like A Rockstar
Pink Floyd - The Wall.
Bon Jovi - It's My Life.
Bullet for my valentine - Tears don't fall.
Soundtracks for Never Back Down.
K.O.s Sunday Morning
Shop Boyz - Party Like A Rockstar
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Check this out:daygameguy said:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=159397
Im proud of you trader again! When your lifestyle changes, your music must change too. Nothing i can write can compare to this embarrasment from them. Glad somebody other than me feels the same way:Trader said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ
Ill finish this tommrrow, im going out
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Damascus
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Your the only one who is laughing at this. At least we know some AFC songs that need to be avoided.slickaz said:
Azudragon wrote:
It maybe sound silly, but its inspirational. In a revolution, little things turn into bigger things, than everybody wants a piece. I actually wrote a song that day after skateboarding lessons, its called Save The Humans
He is right. Its called the snowball effect
