online dating: post your red flag profiles here!

[MatureDJ]

This one has been pursuing me:

I'm slowly getting my life back together after getting out of a abusive relationship and trying to get my 3 youngest babies out of CFS care... In total I have 5 kids who I love very much.
My 2 oldest kids live with their dad.

Look no further than the picture:

http://winnipeg.en.craigslist.ca/w4m/2143092198.html

I find it hard to believe that men have had sex with this woman the 5 times necessary to knock her up.

 

[Blues]

I read a profile once saying that she has no qualms biting a guys head off if he pisses her off.

And that she can be a real ***** during her period.

Total Wack job. Only captain save a ho will respond to that ad. And she's like 35.

 

[Blues]

dbl post

 

[rbd]

Guys, I have found the neurotic MOTHER LODE. I will post this one in it's fvcked up entirety for your enjoyment. This girl is a PIECE OF WORK. I don't quite think she understands what she's talking about, but she sure seems to believe it. WOW:

I am very intense. I love life! I never get tired of thinking! I love exploring ANYTHING from philosophy, to politics. My favorite areas to explore in my free time are psychology, neuroscience, and sociology. I love perusing through psych. journals/studies in particular!I am a recent graduate from the University of ***** at ****. I received my BA in both English Literature, and Communication Studies (focus in Rhetorical Studies), with a minor in Entrepreneurship.

One facet of my life that is crucially important to me, almost up there with exercising, is my music. I am a singer-songwriter. I play piano, guitar, sing, and perform out at various venues often. I started piano lessons when I was young, and my love for music just blossomed from there. Presently, I have over 150 copy-written songs. I LOVE music. I hope my music, and the lyrics I write, affect society, and my audiences, in a positive, uplifting way. My goal/dream is for my music, and my work in general, to be a part of re-rooting humankind's sense of dignity, faith, and confidence in their ability to envision, to choose, to create, and to sustain a positive relationship with other human beings, and their reality on a whole. We carry the entire world's reality (and thus the world's happiness,) within each one of us. We are all sensitively "dependent" (like a fractal formation) upon one another. ALL that we do has an AFFECT, and echos into eternity…In short, I hope that my music, reminds every human being that hears it, of how beautifully important, and individually powerful they are, in such a uniquely irreplaceable way.

I love learning, and I am very intense by nature. I also greatly enjoy teaching. In college, I started a private tutoring service for young ESL students. Tutoring has been one of the most rewarding experiences of my life. I love working with children, and watching their faces light up the moment they master a concept. I'm always learning WITH them. I am blessed to have the opportunity to be their teacher.

One of my favorite philosophers is Niccolo Machiavelli. In his writings, he stressed the importance of one's telos, and/or the nature of one's target/goal(s), as a crucial determiner of one's destiny, and the outcome/effect one has on the world. I strive to address my life, my personal development, and every other"telos" I undertake, in the "manner" described beautifully by Vince Lombardi:

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious. "

And that's a little bit about me.

My partner must NON-NEGOTIABLLY be/have/strive, for these traits (I will offer/do the same):

-An EXTREMELY hard worker
-A HAPPY soul
-AN INTENSE individual, whose mind is ALWAYS going, thinking, and LOVES IT
-An ACCOUNTABLE humanitarian
-A conscious, respectful individual/heart, that values life, and others, until there is reason to do/view/treat otherwise
-Able to see the humor in things
-A Randian at the core, but ALSO deeply empathetic and compassionate, within reason.
-A Machiavellian, who knows how humanity tends to work, but still ethically strives to better it.
-Independent/happy by himself. He's not afraid to do things alone (I.e. Go to a movie/dinner/etc.)
-An optimist, AND a realist
-Not into drama. But, IS into building substantive/productive relationships
-My equal in physical attractiveness
-LOVES CONSCIOUSLY/according to his principles.
-Is imperfect, but NEVER STOPS striving for better
-Deeply SECURE

 

[Blues]

Guys, I have found the neurotic MOTHER LODE. I will post this one in it's fvcked up entirety for your enjoyment. This girl is a PIECE OF WORK. I don't quite think she understands what she's talking about, but she sure seems to believe it. WOW:

Seems like a lady who has her life in order and knows what she wants in a partner.

But the non-neg part is quite a turn off for me though.

 

[MatureDJ]

My partner must NON-NEGOTIABLLY be/have/strive, for these traits (I will offer/do the same):

-An EXTREMELY hard worker
-A HAPPY soul
-AN INTENSE individual, whose mind is ALWAYS going, thinking, and LOVES IT
-An ACCOUNTABLE humanitarian
-A conscious, respectful individual/heart, that values life, and others, until there is reason to do/view/treat otherwise
-Able to see the humor in things
-A Randian at the core, but ALSO deeply empathetic and compassionate, within reason.
-A Machiavellian, who knows how humanity tends to work, but still ethically strives to better it.
-Independent/happy by himself. He's not afraid to do things alone (I.e. Go to a movie/dinner/etc.)
-An optimist, AND a realist
-Not into drama. But, IS into building substantive/productive relationships
-My equal in physical attractiveness
-LOVES CONSCIOUSLY/according to his principles.
-Is imperfect, but NEVER STOPS striving for better
-Deeply SECURE

She seems to be a chick with her sh!t together, but I wonder if she would be attentive to her man, since she has so many other activities. I actually find her interesting and would not mind meeting such a woman - just for the conversation, even if there were no romance.

Of course, as I am "semi-retired" unemployed, she may find me to not be a "hard worker", and a bit too laid back in general to be intense enough for her. I actually somewhat have the personality of being "Randian" (had to look that one up! :rockon In fact it seems to me that her ideal "Randian" is actually a self-assured non-wussy DJ who is a refined thinking philosopher.

You should send me her contact details by PM. :woo:

 

[betheman]

She seems to be a chick with her sh!t together, but I wonder if she would be attentive to her man, since she has so many other activities. I actually find her interesting and would not mind meeting such a woman - just for the conversation, even if there were no romance.

Of course, as I am "semi-retired" unemployed, she may find me to not be a "hard worker", and a bit too laid back in general to be intense enough for her. I actually somewhat have the personality of being "Randian" (had to look that one up! :rockon In fact it seems to me that her ideal "Randian" is actually a self-assured non-wussy DJ who is a refined thinking philosopher.

You should send me her contact details by PM. :woo:

That profile looks like a lot of BS to me, happy and intense? accountable and deeply secure? seems to me the applicant is going to have to put up with a lot of crap from this trouser wearer

 

[omkara]

I guess it's like, the older you get and the more guys you pass up, the bigger payoff you need to make up for it all. Like a gambler. Kinda sad, really.

 

[rbd]

That profile looks like a lot of BS to me, happy and intense? accountable and deeply secure? seems to me the applicant is going to have to put up with a lot of crap from this trouser wearer

That's the same vibe I got from it. I do like parts of what she writes and they are reasonable enough, but that, and the whole hippy-dippy vs. Machiavellian thing kind of contradicts itself IMO (unless you believe in compassionate + truthful Machiavellianism...total oxymoron . It doesn't add up to me.

 

[Solomon]

The problem with a lot of online profiles is what you guys are posting
women with surreal expectations. And then those same women wonder why they are single

 

[Colossus]

^^Those are the same women who can never find the elusive "real man".

 

[SharinganUser]

Any woman who only posts a pic of their face is definitely a fatty.

 

[5string]

Des...she should be sniffin luggage at the airport.

 

[bluenorther]

Brousing POF in my mom's area, in Arkansas, ran across one woman who was 39, with five kids, and she's a grandmother. Next!

POF had a feature where we could intercept the day's photos and reject or accept them. I busted them non-stop for violating site regs, for bad taste in general, for being lousy shots-- witness protection pics, hats and sunglasses indoors, surrounded by all their besties, you name it. If guys posted pics of themselves acting like jackazzes, I accepted them... less competition for the rest of us, right? One that just blew me away was the girl posing with her swollen belly.
WHAT are these people thinking?

POF discontinued the rating feature.

 

[Blackmm]

This one has been pursuing me:



Look no further than the picture:

http://winnipeg.en.craigslist.ca/w4m/2143092198.html

I thought Andre the Giant was taking a dirt nap.

 

[scrouds]

If you're reading the profiles, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Desdinova]

Any woman who only posts a pic of their face is definitely a fatty.

I usually look for a woman who's got a head-shot with her arms still in it. The arms are a dead giveaway as to what the rest of the body looks like.

 

[Zarky]

guys, I do online dating but even I know that craigslist is the absolute bottom of the barrel, other than 'dating' strung-out homeless chicks.

 

[Blackmm]

Enjoy this POF hottie..
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=13117182

Read the entire profile.

 

[MatureDJ]

Enjoy this POF hottie..
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=13117182

Read the entire profile.

5' & 190#.