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[Luke Skywalker]

It appears that my Adultfriendfinder BLOG appears to be attracting some sympathy. A lady has said that my subscription expires on the same date of her birthday, and she wants me to send her some pics and has mused about hooking up with her. She appears attractive, but I'm not sure what the arrangements are (i.e. if she's married, has another girl and looking for a threesome with two girls). There are some wierd arrangements out there (i.e. husbands who want to see their wives bang other guys from the internet), but I dont think I'm that desperate.

You should see some of the wierd sexual fantasies some of these women have. It would blow your mind. I read one profile, where a woman literally wants to be picked up and kidnapped and get raped in the bushes and be someone's slave before the guy returning her back home. Women have some wierd fantasies, that's all I can say.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

I got a number from a chick who is into black ****, simply by claiming I had a black **** (and thus selling myself trying to match needs together or something). So, now I got her number and her msn address. Now what am I supposed to do now. Hide my number display, ask to speak to her, I dont know what to do, or am even sure she read my profile and knows like I'm a virgin and all that. Oh boy. Ideas guys?

No matter how it goes, I have to call this number, or this month is out, so I"m going to call it no later than Monday/Tuesday, by the rules of my own system here. The reason I'm here is to avoid all this dating and relationship BS, this is supposed to be easy now - you either get the good right away or you dont, and it's as simple as that.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Today, on adultfriendfinder, I accidentally sent an email to that FUG girl I meet last March (didn't know it was her at first until she replied). She was the grossest and fattest girl I've ever seen, and when I saw her, I said, I'd better wait until I get married if that's the best I could attract for casual sex. Guess what, I meet her again online at adultfriendfinder, and she remembered me even saying that. Well I sent an email acting shocked she still remembered me and asking how she's doing. I sort of put a few excuses in, saying I'm expressing 'my sexual frustration' online of 'waiting' to try and rationalize everything and sent an email asking her out again. She'll probably say no anyway, just for the practise, right?

Anyway, she is into some really wierd and gross stuff, and when I saw 'blood' on her ALT profile, I'm not 100% sure. Why was 'blood' there? Yick.

 

[skip2mylou781]

if i were u, id rather stay a virgin than lay "the ugliest fattest girl u ever seen"

 

[Scott7906]

Luke... isent it a little extreme to go from having done nothing with a girl to go to having sex with one right away?

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Luke... isent it a little extreme to go from having done nothing with a girl to go to having sex with one right away?

We'll have to see where this "one right away" is coming from, it's not like there are girls lining up to have sex with me. Anyway, this is about extremes anyway, because that's what a fantasy is about. It's a break from reality. Fantasy - meet someone off the internet and do her, follow all leads, try not to get side-tracked by so called 'easy-bets'.

I'm learning my weaknesses. Continue prospecting until you get laid, dont hold off because you think you got a sure bet, try harder until something pulls through. It's easy to get soft in the head when you think you have someone and ease off the effort, but that's the time to try even harder sometimes.

After some slacking off these past few days, I've decided to re-vamp my efforts. Effective tommorow, I'm going to make a new batch of online pics, or expand my online portfolio, including some naked pics, and then upload them to adultfriendfinder.

Further to that, I have some leads to follow up on and/or add to my MSN, and of course, update my adultfriendfinder blog. This month is quickly coming to an end, and my subscription to adultfriendfinder ends December 2nd, so there isn't much time.

Another black girl that was a potential casual hook-up has given me too much attitude about everything and is just b1tching too much, so I told her that we both better seeing escorts than continuing to argue with each other. The joke is, she was almost a sure bet because she complained nobody wanted to fvck her when she went to New Zealand on vacation, and wanted to hire a male escort since she couldn't find one here. When I offered to go with her, she gave me all this attitude and what not, so I say, let's both go and see escorts, since escorts dont care. Casual girls aren't supposed to care, they are just suppose to fvck, right? Heck with friendships and relationships that never work out, just try your luck with a casual girl, and heck, that's what I'm going to try to do and continue trying at it.

If I fail, at least it was a good fight, then I'll have to get an escort as the 'last resort'. But dont think it will happen. My problem is these 'safe-bet' women you think are guaranteed, but then they fail you, and you waste your time slacking off thinking you got something when you got nothing.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

if i were u, id rather stay a virgin than lay "the ugliest fattest girl u ever seen"

Well she also give oral, sucks balls, allows all forms of deviated types of sex and licks peoples's butts, she's totally into this stuff and making movies or what not.

Just the type of girl that my mom would like me to bring home. Hi mom!

 

[Luke Skywalker]

As it turns out, it seems like I'm always getting these following choices in life:

1) Extremely fat girl available for a casual hook-up where you'd get grossed out.

2) Attractive girl, but she's married, and her husband likes to watch strangers from the internet do her. (yuck)

3) Attractive hooker that you'll have to pay to get laid.

4) Decent girl, but not into casual sex, wants relationship or friendship.

Hoping to get better choices, as in attractive single casual girl, I do have some leads but feel slow to follow up with them for some reason and I cant put my finger on it. Well, let's see where this ends up.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

There is NO EXCUSE.

If I dont end up kissing or getting laid, then it's my choice.

I had a friend who promised to kiss me, but read something that didn't jive well with me and I just went bezerk, and went into this casual thing to forget about her, or at least put it into perspective. If I'm an idiot, then I'll cancel all my prospects and hold out for her. If I'm a smart DJ, then I'll go with this do other women thing (behind my mom's back) and forget about her.

What did I like about my original friend? She had big breasts and looked attractive. My prospects here also have large breasts. So, do I really love my friend enough to hold out for her, after she went with another guy and wrote a song about it - or am I just going to do it and get it over with.

We shall see the results to this. What worked was THE BLOG. I made a chronological BLOG on adultfriendfinder DETAILING MY STRUGGLE TO GET LAID IN 30 DAYS, DAY BY DAY, THERE WAS A NEW BLOG ENTRY, AND GUESS WHAT --- PEOPLE READ IT. I SENT MAIL TO EVERYONE ON A DAILY BASIS, AND AND GUESS WHAT -- I GOT PROSPECTS.

IT'S TRUE -- ANYONE ON HERE CAN GET LAID IF I CAN.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

First date should be tommorow.

21 year old girl from Adultfriendfinder. 9 years age difference, but she's agreed to meet so far.

I'm going to have 'fun', no lines, no memorisation, no worry, after all, she's a casual girl, so the goal is just to enjoy ourselves and have a good time, no pressure, no stress, no books, no lines, just be myself and have fun.

 

[md3sign]

I'm certainly meeting people of different religious backgrounds. Earlier this year, on the intimate section, I meet a Jewish fat girl, this month it is an Islamic black girl, I hope I dont turn this date into any 'religious discussion' as that is usually a mood killer. It has happened before - perhaps the conflict of sexuality and religion is something that will remain internally incongruent, let's see where this goes. But, as long as she's not paganistic or occultic or fanatical (she wouldn't be on a sex section if she were anyway), then there should be no problem.

This is the hardest I've laughed all week and now I can't get that piece of beef out of my throat :woo:

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Yup. That's why I'm going to have to look into 'Liberated Christian' theology websites a few times to try and debug a few things that may slant the bible interpretation before meeting anyone.

Obviously, if this is not congruent by religion, which is also a bit of a test here, then it wont work out. I'll just end up "waiting until I get married" and start preaching instead.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

My dad caught wind of what I was doing and would not let me go with an online wh0re to lose my virginity, despite the fact I found someone willing to 'relieve' me and would have lost it yesterday had my dad not threatened to tell my mom on me if I went ahead.

This further supports evidence that living with my parents is a bane of getting laid. However, my dad says he'll hook me up with someone he knows, but thinks I should get a normal girlfriend rather than go looking for 'free'
wh0res. His idea of a hook-up - a 40 year old friend, he claims MILF, and divorced/seperated or whatever. But the girl I was supposed to see yesterday was a 21 year old Spanish hot girl. Hello dad, I thought 21 was better than 40, but anyway......

This concludes the thrust of this thread. It ended up that my dad found out about it, and since, as skiptomylous said earlier, I have no guy friends into this stuff or in real life, and tend to get too much emotional support from my parents, this is the invariable result.

Online Ads will be pulled on December 2, 2006, but it felt good to know I had a chance to get laid, even if it was with a wh0re.

 

[selfmademob]

How old are you man? I saw ur pictures you look like your 30 or at the least 24. Move out and grow some balls! I moved out when i was 18 and I live in another country!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...This further supports evidence that living with my parents is a bane of getting laid. However, my dad says he'll hook me up with someone he knows, but thinks I should get a normal girlfriend rather than go looking for 'free' wh0res. His idea of a hook-up - a 40 year old friend, he claims MILF, and divorced/seperated or whatever. But the girl I was supposed to see yesterday was a 21 year old Spanish hot girl. Hello dad, I thought 21 was better than 40, but anyway.....

I had no idea you were still at home. Get out, get out as soon as you can. There's nothing that gives a guy more confidence than living on his own and being in complete control of his life; support himself by using his mind and his ability. Use that authenticity to get yourself a girl who wants to be with you because you are you and not because she's getting paid or doing you or your old man a favor.

 

[Desdinova]

My dad caught wind of what I was doing and would not let me go with an online wh0re to lose my virginity, despite the fact I found someone willing to 'relieve' me and would have lost it yesterday had my dad not threatened to tell my mom on me if I went ahead.

That's why it's so hard to believe you're 30 years old. You're living situation is that of a 16 year old.

 

[Scott7906]

How old are you man? I saw ur pictures you look like your 30 or at the least 24. Move out and grow some balls! I moved out when i was 18 and I live in another country!

What country do you live in now?

 

[selfmademob]

Germany, ser gut ya?

 

[Scott7906]

Thats awsome, did you use to live in the U.S? What were your reasons for moving? I'm considering living in another country for a while now.

 

[selfmademob]

The Army stationed me in Germany. Born and raised in San Antonio, TX though