*OFFICIAL* Tinder Thread

[bukowski_merit]

I now have 3 lays off Tinder.

All I've been doing is matching with girls... And sending this:

"You look like you could be fun "

I've been sent to blockville quite a bit from that but I don't care. Those girls must be no fun!

Last girl I laid said:
"What does that even mean?"

Within 15-20 messages - I had her talking about what a bad girl she is.

It was last Thursday and we exchanged #s and went back and fourth with some questions and answers. My final question was: "so when are you available to come over my place and have a few drinks?" she said "I'm not sure." .... It was about 10pm and she obviously wasn't doing anything that night so I said "Well, I'm busy all this weekend and we're supposed to get a blizzard next week, so.... tonight is pretty much the only night I'm available for the next 5 days." ... She said, "Yeah, me too. So tonight?" ..... "Yeah, now. Here's the address."

We met up at a gas station by my house at like midnight so she could follow me back to my place because it's hard to find (even with GPS). The gas station was closed, and a cop saw us. He followed us.

Ended up pulling her over for "speeding" when we were not speeding, I saw him following us and made sure he didn't have a reason to pull us over.

Anyway, my @ss dipped when he pulled her over because I'd been drinking lol

And after 15 minutes she calls me like, "I just showed my tits a little and got off with a warning, do you live down that street you turned down?"

30 minutes later she was another meaningless notch in the bedpost.


PS: Still banging the second girl I banged off Tinder on a regular bases (couple times a week). She's actually pretty cool, and always buys me things (alcohol, movies, energy drinks). Think I'm going to keep her @ss around until her young age shows.

 

[gravityeyelids]

I now have 3 lays off Tinder.

All I've been doing is matching with girls... And sending this:

"You look like you could be fun "

I've been sent to blockville quite a bit from that but I don't care. Those girls must be no fun!

Last girl I laid said:
"What does that even mean?"

Within 15-20 messages - I had her talking about what a bad girl she is.

It was last Thursday and we exchanged #s and went back and fourth with some questions and answers. My final question was: "so when are you available to come over my place and have a few drinks?" she said "I'm not sure." .... It was about 10pm and she obviously wasn't doing anything that night so I said "Well, I'm busy all this weekend and we're supposed to get a blizzard next week, so.... tonight is pretty much the only night I'm available for the next 5 days." ... She said, "Yeah, me too. So tonight?" ..... "Yeah, now. Here's the address."

We met up at a gas station by my house at like midnight so she could follow me back to my place because it's hard to find (even with GPS). The gas station was closed, and a cop saw us. He followed us.

Ended up pulling her over for "speeding" when we were not speeding, I saw him following us and made sure he didn't have a reason to pull us over.

Anyway, my @ss dipped when he pulled her over because I'd been drinking lol

And after 15 minutes she calls me like, "I just showed my tits a little and got off with a warning, do you live down that street you turned down?"

30 minutes later she was another meaningless notch in the bedpost.


PS: Still banging the second girl I banged off Tinder on a regular bases (couple times a week). She's actually pretty cool, and always buys me things (alcohol, movies, energy drinks). Think I'm going to keep her @ss around until her young age shows.

Can you give examples of how you would follow up after this "You look like you could be fun " line? Do you immediately get sexual? how quickly do you move to texting (if at all)? when do you suggest a meetup?

I'm so frustrated with this app, i havent got sh!t yet. for example, i used your opener, and this girl replied

"Yea i am fun thank you"

Another girl replied with "Haha oh yeah?"

Yet another replied with "Oh, ya think so?"

This opener obviously has possibility, these are all cute girls. If it helps, i have very good pics up and im in great shape and a few of the pics show off my body well. How do i keep this sexual without being creepy? This chick is below me in terms of looks, so it could potentially be an easy lay

 

[bukowski_merit]

Can you give examples of how you would follow up after this "You look like you could be fun " line? Do you immediately get sexual? how quickly do you move to texting (if at all)? when do you suggest a meetup?

I normally am just flirty and sexual flirting naturally occurs as a result of that. Then i switch over to text.... A lot of this is on the fly though... I may game 2 different women completely different based on their personality and our rapport.

I believe the style of game I do (turn them on to get their interest) - requires meeting them asap. I'm never too proud to admit that I'm not doing anything on a given night.

Just remember it's a #'s game. For every 20 women who wouldn't go meet a stranger off the internet at his house - there's 1 who will. And she's normally going to be the most fun (because you need to be a bit wild to take that chance).

Although, sometimes i do do more long-term game, but it's hard to explain when. I've been doing this over a century (99 was my first online lay)... It's just kind of instinct from here.

I'm so frustrated with this app, i havent got sh!t yet. for example, i used your opener, and this girl replied "Yea i am fun thank you"

I hate responses like that. I normally wouldn't respond. It's the "thank you" part that bothers me.... Almost like that's closure... Her saying she isn't playing the game.

Another girl replied with "Haha oh yeah?"

I'm surprised you get responses so fast. Most girls i message take a bit to get back to me initially. But this is a much better response. I normally wouldn't respond directly to that question. Or if I wanted to I'd say "yeah, it's in your eyes. They're bad girl eyes. Or are they lying to me? Eyes don't normally lie..." ... 50% chance she doesn't respond or gets mad or tries to change the subject from there but again, this is a #s game....

You're not looking for the perfect words.... You're looking for a girl who will play perfectly within the words you give...

How do i keep this sexual without being creepy.

I Risk creepy. I Risk Corny. WTF does it matter? And as I said: Flirty talk naturally leads getting sexual.... If she's willing to flirt - she's willing to talk sex.

Also, try the Q&A game. It's gold and most guys should be using it. Tell her you each get to ask each other 4 questions, but... 1 of them has to be sexual.

If she asks, "Can more than 1 of them be sexual?" you found yourself a goldmine! :crackup:

After 4 are up - see if she wants to ask more... Tell her "want to go another round? I can go as many rounds as it takes to wear you out " That's how you slip that sh!t in there (<do you see that? see how easy it is to find the sexual angle in anything? This is... easy... )....

 

[usernamedox11]

I'll give it a try, at the moment I'm turned off with online dating and looking forward to the weekend of meeting folks out n about.



Only people with no success with it say this.

Or people who don't realize they'll have more luck cold approaching during the day? Yesterday I pulled 2 numbers just walking around my neighborhood. Most of the girls on tinder who are attractive relative to the rest of the girls there would be leftovers at a bar, and they likely have a hundred different messages from guys already.

 

[gravityeyelids]

Yea that helps.

I tried your "eyes" line and she replied: "Ive heard a lot of things about my eyes, but never that...but, i suppose you're right. eyes never lie."

I sent back this line i found on some other forum "What would you say if i told you i wanted to pull your panties off with my teeth and lick you for hours?"

Haha she says back "I wouldn't say anything...i'd grab your hand and take you to the bedroom"

 

[El Payaso]

Yea that helps.

I tried your "eyes" line and she replied: "Ive heard a lot of things about my eyes, but never that...but, i suppose you're right. eyes never lie."

I sent back this line i found on some other forum "What would you say if i told you i wanted to pull your panties off with my teeth and lick you for hours?"

Haha i know it's terrible, I dont expect a response. but if i get one, then i know it's on.

She would have to be a thoroughbred freak to respond to that. If she does, you hit the jackpot. You want to be a little more subtle.

 

[gravityeyelids]

She would have to be a thoroughbred freak to respond to that. If she does, you hit the jackpot. You want to be a little more subtle.

Haha i edited she above post. She responded.

I dont know if you guys want anymore updates...they're likely to be awkwardly explicit...but i can.

my reply: "Sounds like you're in a rush. Nope, i'd take my sweet time with you and warm you up nice and slowly... and it would drive you crazy with anticipation"

prob should switch to text soon. gonna say "here text me: ***-****. Send me something dirty so i know it's you "

 

[El Payaso]

Haha i edited she above post. She responded.

I dont know if you guys want anymore updates...they're likely to be awkwardly explicit...but i can.

my reply: "Sounds like you're in a rush. Nope, i'd take my sweet time with you and warm you up nice and slowly... and it would drive you crazy with anticipation"

prob should switch to text soon. gonna say "here text me: ***-****. Send me something dirty so i know it's you "

You're in!

Keep us updated. This should be good. Sext her more and then make her come over that night or the next night. Good luck. At the worst, you'll get pics from her.

 

[Sofomore]

Haha i edited she above post. She responded.

I dont know if you guys want anymore updates...they're likely to be awkwardly explicit...but i can.

my reply: "Sounds like you're in a rush. Nope, i'd take my sweet time with you and warm you up nice and slowly... and it would drive you crazy with anticipation"

prob should switch to text soon. gonna say "here text me: ***-****. Send me something dirty so i know it's you "

Good sh!t, but ask for her number instead. I've gotten to this point with two girls and gave out my number only to have them not text me because they wanted the illusion of being "chased".

 

[Ryan]

this guy is kinda good looking (no homo) so its easier for him

The pics of the women don't matter. I'm more interested in his lines and their responses.

 

[Ryan]

I trend to swipe left on group pics with 3 or more girls. Look *****, I'm not going through your pics trying to work out which one is you.

If you guys have the patience for that **** then have at it, but I sure don't.

I'll swipe left on any pic of two girls unless they're both hot.

It's the same story when the pic obviously shows their boyfriend. If you're going to cheat, at least make it subtle, I'm not interested in getting an ass kicking today, dig me?

How bad is it to have a pic of you wiht a girl in your Tinder

@lanba