Official Sosuave poster roast thread?

[Who Dares Win]

Who dares win likes to have penis in his mouth.

Bash about my sexuality but no bashes about my mother's morality..whats happening in modern kindergardens Sam?
Did your Mom tell you to spare bashing at women?

Anyway hope you didnt get offended in my last post, other users had it worst than you, I think you have a role in this board.

Yes you could go out and rule the world, its a shame that outiside is raining and your auntie toke the only umbrella before leaving.

 

[Love's Orphan]

...Its from Mario, not the 19th century:trouble:

I know, he is a strong contender for the captain save-a-ho of all time. Link, watch out.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Atom smashers keep chasing girls despite his age but actually doesnt remember the reason and feel disoriented when manage to catch the slow ones.

5String has the same problem of Atom, except that he is too old even for catching the slowest ones.

"Dear Scaramouche" the fact that you're communicating through writing here doesnt mean that all your posts have to look like a paper letter to your auntie.
Aso being older than atom and 5string he has the same problem twice the intensity, he tries to chase girls without remembering the reason but due to his rheumatism problems has to walk at the most.


Backbreaker should realize that his love for horses is a sign of hidden homosexuality, how else do you explain the love for something which has a big c0ck and has people riding it?

SamTheHobit should realize that he is not the coolest kid of the school just because his auntie said so.

Jaylan's penis envy and ego investment is so hard and uncontrolled that she feels the need to join men self help forum only to bash those who dare speak badly about women and shaming them.
Probably 5strings catched her once but didnt do anything to her and felt asleep, thats the reason of her anger.

Rollo's marriage wont last that much if he keeps observing his wife and mindfvck her head with games instead of banging her.

Roosh should hit the gym, dress sharply, running game only after buying some napalm and useing it as a herbicide on his arms and shoulders.
Otherwise fill an application for star wars remake as the wookie.

Anyway guys keep it easy Atom said the threadh could get messy and I dont want any of you to be banned after he will remember where he left his glasses and his awakening pills.

Actually, after I catch the occasional slow one I usually need to take a swig of Geritol to recover. I've put a label on the bottle to remind me why I'm out of breath. Once I'm aware again I begin kino, but often I find myself mistakenly rubbing my own leg. I am very bold and direct as I divest her of her walker, throw her on the back of my Hoveround and show her what a bad boy I am as I take her on a 2.2 mph rocket ride.

When I finally get her up the stair lift I wind up the Victrola and get her in the mood with some Tommy Dorsey while I take out my teeth. After I have my way and dispatch her on her way in the morning I promise to telegraph her. Be careful with Telegraph Game, guys, it's dangerous.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Roosh needs a shave,...everywhere.

I swear to god, he's the ƒucking Wolfman.

 

[PDubb75]

Oh, and what nationality is cordoncordon's g/f, again?

 

[5string]

touche.......keep em comin

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Oh, and what nationality is cordoncordon's g/f, again?

I think she's Asian (not sure of her nationality)..but it doesn't matter as he seems more concerned with the looks and quality of Bradds chicks..


Despite all the "expert" advice on women from So Suave posters to GSP Sheilds he's most likely the only one who's ever posted on this site that actually gets laid.

 

[InnerHappiness]

Avoid all advice given by users with one little green square, no matter how great it is.

 

[nismo-4]

Sosuave roast of Judge nismo! ROTFL!

All while he's bringing a girl into chambers.

I wonder how the roast of backbreaker would go!

 

[5string]

Sosuave roast of Judge nismo! ROTFL!

All while he's bringing a girl into chambers.

I wonder how the roast of backbreaker would go!

Judge nismo actually flunked out of law school and is really a paralegal for some cheese d!ck personal injury lawyer who advertises on late night cable tv.

Go ahead judge, fire away.

 

[Who Dares Win]

The only court existing in nismo's life is the one who ordered him to attend psychological support for personality disorders once a week after his wife complains.

The court allowed however under his lawyer's request that he can attend his sessions escorted from actor impersonating a policemen to make the healing process gradual, he is however forbidden to bring hammers or bibles in the room.

The only chamber were nismo is allowed to operate as a judge is the "exhaustion room" (under medical supervision) where he is busy fining napoleon and the guy who speaks with the aliens for offence to the "court".

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Sosuave roast of Judge nismo! ROTFL!

All while he's bringing a missing girls dismembered corpse into chambers.

Fixed it for ya Judge!

 

[5string]

Danger and cordoncordon sniff farts out of old car seats.

 

[Aristippus]

I can picture Judge Nismo wearing a white, curly wig, walking around in a black robe, carrying a gavel. Picture Gary Coleman talking in a fake English accent playing "dress-up" as a Judge. Then he climbs a ladder behind a desk and bangs the gavel in front of a "jury" of stuffed animals.

Atom Smasher says "I might not have any teeth but I can gum the he11 out of some pu$$y!".

Me and Atom walk around Walgreens hitting on old ladies. His favorite line is "How would you like to visit Viagara Falls baby! Viagara Falls!!"

He told me his old lady gives the best handjobs. I told him I wanted a woman with Parkinson's disease.

 

[georgie24]

Who Dares Win has had 2 sex changes

 

[Aristippus]

MikeOck has a cousin named MikeHunt.

 

[Who Dares Win]

Who Dares Win has had 2 sex changes

Georgie24 project on others his subconscious desidres..

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1949907&posted=1#post1949907

 

[ArcBound]

Backbreaker once entered a thread to give advice.

Everyone left the thread knowing of his stalker wife, child, abusive religous mother, his love of horse racing, his previous drug problems and that his son can't be trusted with an iPad.

 

[georgie24]

nismo-4 is actally judge judy

notice how he/she know"s excactly what to WRITE !

all rise

 

[ka_mate]

That is insane that you posted this. I actually started a post this morning "roasting" this site based on common sayings here. I ended up not submitting it because I couldn't come up with enough material.

Some of the stuff I had was something like:

- No girl in the world is a virgin
- Every single girl is fvcking every guy she comes in contact with
- ^yet somehow, we are the prize and these other guys have nothing on us
- spin more plates
- everything gspsheilds says
- Naughty Ninja is the master at POF - yet never meets up with anyone.
- ALPHAROMEO must have a busted Caps Lock key.

^This is actually hilarious. May I add a couple?

- Every women is a wh0re and will be a negative influence on men (try to control them, make them AFC etc)
- Women are hated on for being illogical and emotional yet people who agree with point 1 see the pursuit of women as an entirely logical and rational one for men to make (even though these women they are pursuing will destroy them).
- Naughty Ninja posted a thread giving advice that was entitled something along the lines of "How to get laid off POF"

I've just tried to search for the exact title and I couldn't find it because he's started 203 separate threads here (seems high)

and yet in another thread he recently said that he'd had sex ZERO times this year...

why should anyone take your advice?

- Feminists are seen as man-hating nazi's who blame men for everything
- The members of this site in turn, blame women for everything (especially those feminists, how dare they blame men for everything!)
- The zeal with which some people attack women really makes me question whether they're dealing with the same gender as I am, because the women in my world are pretty nice
- Alpha romeo's advice (if anyone can decipher his terrible prose and language) is god awful
- love, trust and having fun with a girl is a myth and never discussed.
- Women are seen as nothing more than "warm, wet, moist holes" yet people don't like the idea of sleeping with prostitutes.

If you're going to objectify women why not go all the way?
Or maybe you feel but just don't want to acknowledge that there is more to sex than simply physical pleasure