Waddup my fellow dons!
As promised, here are the illicit activities that took place yesterday at my school...I'm still feeling sluggish!
Okay, so I'm gonna start with the build up to yesterdays "Trash Day"...so I've got a huge fro, been growing my hair for 5 months I think, I've never gone on more than 2 weeks without cutting my hair so I looked unusual but scruffy in a cool way. On Thursday, I went to the Barber, told him I wanted a fauxhawk, its a slight variation on a mohawk, think Usher's current one.
When he was done, I was surprised, this was my first "provocative" hairstyle and it looked fresh to death! My hommie, Zaza BBm'ed me, told me he was rocking a "Mr T" mohawk. With the hairstyle done, it was time to organize an outfit, I called some girl to get me her little brother's grey shorts...Trust me, they are really short! I then went nextdoor to get me some boots, I lied to this guy and told him a crap story on how I need his boots for an assignment at school. He gave them to me, they are ridiculously huge, look like construction workers shoes. I got my shades, and some colourful long socks. Time to sleep.
FRIDAY( Trash Day)
So in my whole crew, there are 7 of us. One of them, Poppido, brought bags of sweets and he came up with an idea to cause havoc early in the morning, just before the periods start. Yall must keep in mind, this "Trash Day" was entirely illegal. He gives all of us a bunch of sweets and our plan is to make it rain...He goes to the center of the school, I go upstairs and we all spread out. In unison we start throwing the sweets away, and people and are running towards us to get some, the center got so full, I went downstairs and started hitting people with sweets, like literally throwing them hard. It was a commotion! As the headmaster arrived we split and went to our classes. The Mood was set.
So we write our test and our headmaster walks in, gives us a lengthy lecture, he told us that, should any pupil try to proceed with this "trash day" they will be expelled and will have to write their exams in other venues. It got a lot of people scared, no doubt I was too. So now people are weary and are scared to wear their tattered outfits, us too. We even hid our Alcohol in a class that isn't being used because every damn Matriculant(Senior) was searched.
When break time came, seniors were unsure on whether to trash or not. Hell, I was still wearing my beanie. Teachers were dispensed and they took in learners who were wearing trashed outfits, it was high alert. By the time break was about to end, I told my hommies that we gon' look like cowards if we don't die together, especially for those that had been caught. I rallied them, we went to the toilets, changed and put in our ridiculous outfits...I'm skinny as hell and I was wearing big boots and shorts that exposed my thighs, put on my shades, and took off my beanie to reveal my Fauxhawk. Man, I will never forget that moment, all of us singing at the top of throats knowing very well what was likely to happen to us, we hugged eachother "The Last Stand"
One by one, we walked out of the toilets...we were met by applauds from all the learners in the other grades, cheering and screaming at us...our plan was to evade the teachers, and get to the field, on our way there, as we were going towards the tuckshop...There he was, in his glory, out deputy principal...I don't know what the hell came over us, but we charged towards him, he didn't flinch and we bombarded him till he tumbled over, the whole school was going nuts at this moment. I remember thinking, I must run as hard as I can, and get to that field...as we were running, people were applauding our bravery and finally we got to the field, we told ourselves that on the field, that aren't gonna touch us unless they call the police.
So, now most of the seniors are on the field, we get some alcohol out and start mixing the stuff, roll our joints and some dude comes with his car to play some music and we start pumping it up. Those learners who taken, escaped and came to the field...we basically made the field our zone, no teachers allowed. We start drinking, drinking and drinking.
A hommie of mine comes to me and asks, " How many have you made out with?" I say "None" and he was amazed, that was a turning point. I then spotted some girl who looked slutty in those tattered clothes, told I her I wanted to take a picture with her and we just made out infront of people.
Now this is where my memory gets hazy, but according to the pics on my phone...I made out with 13 women yesterday. 13 senior girls, I will admit though, one was fat, and the other was a bit meh, but the remaining 11 were good quality women.
There was one girl I remember in particular who just walked up to me and held my hand, led me to some bushes, started making out and fingering and hand jobs...all the time, I'm thinking "F*CK me sideways! This is the most quiet girl in all seniors, and she is doing this!? To me!?" Immediately after her, I held some girl, Pumi, now she is my friend but then we just made out like hell and she got a bf and all, God.
Excuse me if these events of the kisses are mixed up, I really don't even remember kissing some of the girls I saw kissing on the pics on my fone. So I'm just typing as I remember some of them.
I remember laying down while smoking some weed with Kop, stoned high and drunk, some girls scream " let's take advantage of them!" And two girls, one laid on top of me, the other, on my friend. And they started massaging our diks through our pants and then they made out with us. Pics were taken...
By the time after school came, I was messed up...Some girl wqs fighting with Pumi...because she claimed I was hers, and while waiting for the bus...we danced on the streets, blocking cars and causing havoc...I did my trademark move and all seniors followed suit, on the damn street! Man, epic moment. I remember people wanting to take pics with me, all were pointing to my boots, which made stick out like a sore thumb!
My bus came, but my hommies convinced every senior to go back to the field for round two, we took out some more money and bought more liquor. We drank again...and I remember picking up some girl, and kissed her while I held her...yep that pic is there too.
So at about 5 pm, we decide to go, F*uck me diagonally...My legs we so heavy, I had to be held by Pumi, stopping only when we made out for minutes until our buds would break us off and yell "We have to go you idiots!!!" That walk to the taxis, was the longest of my life. Got on a taxi, got home and didn't even greet when I went inside the house, I just slept and woke up this morning at 8 am.
We went to extra classes today, and the few that attended had massive hangovers...My friends and I walked in late and we received "hmms" and "awws" before the class burst into laughter, I noticed about 4 women I had kissed in that class.
I've got a blocked nose, my throat is itchy and I'm still getting messages about yesterday, my girl is pissed because some have uploaded the pics on facebook and she has seen it, its all a big mess now with so many rumours of what really happened yesterday. I will have to face the consequences on Monday.
Epic Day...
Later PlayerZ
